# Izzy — a dense weekly digest of the archive

*618 videos · 17 weeks · May–Sep 2025 · reconstructed from open-source ASR + speaker-diarization transcripts. Game audio filtered out by content; every quote links to the exact moment in the archive. A denser, quote-forward companion to [WEEKLY_SUMMARY.md](WEEKLY_SUMMARY.md).*

## Who he is

A Dutch creator who pumps out an enormous volume of mostly-silent Let's-Play uploads, then wraps the channel around surreal, absurdist Dutch monologues and to-camera vlogs.
Recurring games: GTA V / GTA Online, Red Dead Redemption 1 & 2, Far Cry 3, Shadow of Mordor, Assassin's Creed III, Detroit: Become Human, Battlefield 1, Dead by Daylight.
Running bits and themes: self-mythology escalating into "the chosen one / prophet / Messiah"; religion and Islam ("meneer Allah", Quran vs Bible, demanding 2000 euros from God); invented words, freestyle rhymes and improvised songs (Toto, Bohemian Rhapsody, "dit is mijn nacht").
The emotional spine underneath: money and survival (no income support, borrowing food money from his mother), sleep and insomnia (4am/5:30am rants), loneliness ("a SpongeBob without a Patrick"), and his lazy, money-losing father.

## The arc

- **May (W19–W22):** a trickle — one or two videos a week, the first sardonic Dutch vlogs (the radio-DJ Floris rant) and stray GTA uploads.
- **June (W23–W26):** a two-channel rhythm settles — raw direct-to-camera monologues paired with near-silent GTA / Red Dead / Fallout playthroughs.
- **Early July (W27–W28):** volume explodes to 53–62 uploads/week, dominated by silent RDR2, Far Cry 3 and Watch Dogs; commentary turns unusually English.
- **Mid-July (W29):** peak cadence at 82 uploads — Detroit: Become Human tangents, insomniac "gamer anthem" and Dutch rhymes.
- **Late July (W30–W31):** 56–61/week — money-and-survival rants, "soulless humanity" melancholy, the city-outing rooftop vlog.
- **August peak (W32–W35):** the flood crests at **128 videos in W33** (overheating-PC "victory is mine" saga, "meneer Allah", his father), then 31–62/week through a near-total Dead by Daylight stretch and the prophet/God-owes-me-2000-euros bits.
- **Early September (W36):** a 12-video English-rant tail — religion, PewDiePie and grandiose self-mythology to camera, with two grounding Dutch vlogs (the mouse; the aquarium frogs).

## How to read this

> These digests are machine-built from open-source ASR (speech-to-text) plus diarization (speaker splitting). Speaker labels are unreliable — the creator is mislabeled across videos, and game audio is interleaved with his voice, so lines are filtered by content and attribution is best-effort, not certain. He mixes Dutch and English (sometimes mid-sentence), and many weeks are mostly silent gameplay with little or no real commentary. Every quote links to the exact spot in the archive — when in doubt, click through and listen.


---

## 2025-W19 — 2025-05-06 .. 2025-05-06 (1 video)

*A single short GTA VI reaction clip that detours into a flash of gym-guilt before an abrupt sign-off.*

Games: GTA VI (1 watch/react clip). Vlogs: 0.

- **["I should really be like this"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=YiSl1wy29zQ:11)** — *(May 06 · GTA VI reaction)* spots a muscular character on a roof and spirals into self-directed gym-motivation guilt — ["Whoa, I should really be like this, and have old people saying like, oh, you were working on the roof, or something for me"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=YiSl1wy29zQ:11).
- **["It looks really good"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=YiSl1wy29zQ:26)** — *(May 06 · GTA VI reaction)* grudging praise for the visuals, rating it more realistic than GTA 5 — ["If I can say something positive. I think it looks really good to be honest"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=YiSl1wy29zQ:26).
- **["that was the video. Goodbye"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=YiSl1wy29zQ:29)** — *(May 06 · GTA VI reaction)* abrupt shutdown of a tangent he won't finish — ["okay, whatever that's that's I don't want to talk about that. Okay, that was the video. Goodbye"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=YiSl1wy29zQ:29).

*Caveat: very short clip with only partial creator speech; early lines are GTA VI scripted game dialogue and were excluded, and the boundary between game audio and his own commentary is fuzzy on a few lines.*


## 2025-W21 — 2025-05-25 .. 2025-05-25 (1 video)

*A single late-May vlog: Izzy alone in his room (and an Uber) ranting at a Dutch radio DJ for declaring that friendly strangers are "weird," then spiraling into why adults are only allowed to be sad.*

Games: none. Vlogs: 1 (IRL commentary / radio reaction, Dutch).

- **The radio-DJ takedown** — *(May 25 · Dutch IRL vlog)* dismantles DJ Flores/Floris for calling friendly strangers weird, mocking the performed warmth of radio voices: **["hoor mijn stem dan, hoor mijn stem dan, nu ik wel, nu praat ik wel interessant"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=yZNTHl-ZmfI:56)** — *(May 25 · radio riff)* — "je praat tegen niemand… oh, hoor mijn eigen stem… ik geef niet om mensen die ik tegenkom, ik ben Flores" (you're talking to no one, oh, hear my own voice, I don't care about people I meet, I'm Flores).
- **["even in chatty PT gaan kijken"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=yZNTHl-ZmfI:127)** — *(May 25 · ChatGPT bit)* imagines the DJ workshopping his hot take with an AI: "ik ben even in chatty PT gaan kijken hoe ik het beste kan zeggen dat het lijkt alsof ik gelijk heb".
- **["Waarom kunnen alleen maar kinderen blij zijn"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=yZNTHl-ZmfI:180)** — *(May 25 · monologue)* lands on the week's thesis — why only children get to be openly happy while adults seem to want to be sad.

*Caveat: the opening lines (3–20) capture a separate radio voice playing in the background; Izzy's own speech only clearly takes over around line 23.*


## 2025-W22 — 2025-05-26 .. 2025-05-30 (2 videos)

*A single Uber-ride monologue carries the week — Izzy roasts a radio DJ for finding street friendliness "too friendly" — while the lone GTA Online clip is dead silent.*

Games: GTA Online (1 silent survival clip). Vlogs: 1 IRL Uber ride.

- **["hoor mijn stem dan"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=_bVXA6shpVU:53)** — *(May 26 · IRL Uber vlog)* riffs on radio DJ Floris, who dismisses street-level friendliness as "too friendly" while broadcasting to nobody — ["Kijk hoe jij praat op de radio, tegen niemand... ik geef niet om mensen die ik tegenkom, ik ben Floris, maar hoor mijn stem dan... nu praat ik wel interessant"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=_bVXA6shpVU:53) (look how you talk on the radio, to nobody... I don't care about the people I meet, I'm Floris, but just listen to my voice... now I'm talking interestingly).
- **["chatty pt"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=_bVXA6shpVU:141)** — *(May 26 · same monologue)* sarcastically credits the DJ's take to AI — ["Ja dus ik ben even in chatty pt gaan kijken hoe ik het beste kan zeggen dat het lijkt alsof ik gelijk heb"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=_bVXA6shpVU:141).
- **["Waarom kunnen alleen maar kinderen blij zijn"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=_bVXA6shpVU:199)** — *(May 26 · to camera)* muses on why adults want to seem sad while only children are allowed to look visibly happy: ["Waarom kunnen alleen maar kinderen blij zijn"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=_bVXA6shpVU:199). Also sings along to "Bloodline" by Jelly Roll.
- **Silent / minimal:** 1 GTA Online survival clip ("Moshollandaries") with no commentary or game audio captured at all.

*Caveat: half the week is an essentially empty transcript (GTA clip), and the Floris monologue plays over a live radio broadcast — only Izzy's own commentary lines are quoted above.*


## 2025-W23 — 2025-06-03 .. 2025-06-07 (7 videos)

*Two raw, rambling direct-to-camera monologues about being understood and never giving up bookend a week that's otherwise pure silent GTA grinding.*

Games: GTA V (4 silent story missions), GTA Online (1 silent heist setup), Happy Wheels (under a monologue). Vlogs/monologues: 2.

**The monologues.**

- **["whenever you feel like no one understands you, just watch this video"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=sdSo5veQick:58)** — *(Jun 03 · direct-to-camera vlog)* an earnest, meandering promise to stick around and keep making videos for 10, 20, 30, even 40 years, framed as something you'll *"need for the next 10 years."* He's painfully aware of himself mid-pitch — ["you know like how stupid I sound I'm sorry"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=sdSo5veQick:19) — then lands the title and congratulates himself: ["Oh my god, it's perfect. This is perfect."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=sdSo5veQick:60) Signs off Dutch with *"doei."*
- **["a cool father figure of YouTube"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XgNntDOL7Xs:0)** — *(Jun 03 · monologue over Happy Wheels)* "PLEASE UNDERTAND ME." — a long, semi-coherent address on growing up, making decisions, and the impossibility of being original (extended Two Broke Girls vs. Bojack Horseman analogy), all while doing dad/son character voices over the game's gore. Opens raw: ["help me, I don't know what to do, I'm crying, but I don't want to cry, I want to be a cool father figure of YouTube."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XgNntDOL7Xs:0)
- **["if this laptop breaks I'm done"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XgNntDOL7Xs:90)** — *(Jun 03 · same video)* the precarity bit, said with full melodrama — ["look at my fucking laptop like if this laptop breaks I'm done. I'm over my success is over my life."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XgNntDOL7Xs:90)
- **The shame of early YouTube.** *(Jun 03 · same video)* reflects on what it felt like to record alone in your room — ["how ashamed he would be if his parents would walk in see him talking to himself."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XgNntDOL7Xs:210)

**Silent / minimal:** 5 gameplay clips with little or no commentary — GTA V Missions 1–4 (prologue heist + Franklin/Lamar repo + tow-truck/Madrazo jobs) and GTA Online "Prison Break – Wet Work" heist setup. All transcripts are scripted in-game dialogue (Franklin, Michael, Lester, et al.); no creator voice could be reliably separated.

*Caveat: 5 of 7 videos are essentially pure GTA game-audio bleed with no attributable creator speech; the week's content is carried entirely by the two Jun 03 monologues.*


## 2025-W24 — 2025-06-10 .. 2025-06-13 (5 videos)

*A quiet GTA-grinding week bookended by two 4 AM absurdist Dutch monologues — Gamma employees who invented every 2009 rage comic, and a war on stupid words.*

Games: GTA V (3 silent missions/clips: Missions 5 & 6, a pizza-delivery run). Vlogs: 2 (both solo Dutch rants).

**The 4 AM monologues.**
- **["Werken bij de Gamma"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uuZ-qrArpAk:8)** — *(Jun 12 · Dutch vlog)* commits to an unhinged bit about working at the Gamma DIY chain — ["alle gamma-medewerkers houden van memes, alle gamma-medewerkers"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uuZ-qrArpAk:11) — claiming they personally made every rage comic and Derpina meme of 2009–2011, opening with confident ["dit is gelukt, dus werken bij de gamma gaat vast ook lukken zonder ontslaagd te worden"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uuZ-qrArpAk:8).
- **Boss texts him at 3 AM for a Ren & Stimpy meme** — *(Jun 12 · same vlog)* the Gamma saga spirals: he deletes/withholds the meme so a coworker can only see it in person, his wife waits for him to come eat, and it ends ["heb ik nu eigenlijk maar twee uur slaap en... ik moet echt gewoon weer naar Stimpy kijken voordat ik kan slapen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uuZ-qrArpAk:74).
- **["4 uur zacht, dat is echt de beste tijd"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=juvMu_QCWJ4:0)** — *(Jun 13 · Dutch vlog, 4am)* records at 4 in the morning insisting it's the best time to film, then rants about words he finds stupid: *antwoorden, ogen, hersenen, luisteren, focus,* and especially *dopamine*.
- **["Dopamine is zo'n dom woord"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=juvMu_QCWJ4:32)** — *(Jun 13 · same vlog)* deconstructs the word syllable by syllable — ["De opamine, de oma-mine, de tante-mine, de zusje-mine, de whatever, het is gewoon een stom woord"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=juvMu_QCWJ4:32) — before signing off with ["nu moet ik alleen nog het filmpje beëindigen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=juvMu_QCWJ4:42).

**Silent / minimal:** 3 GTA V clips with no creator commentary (Mission 5 — Life Invader; Mission 6 — the Vangelico heist setup/therapy session; a pizza-delivery run, all pure game audio).

*Caveat: 3 of 5 videos are silent GTA V gameplay with no detectable creator speech; the week's content is essentially the two solo Dutch monologues.*


## 2025-W25 — 2025-06-16 .. 2025-06-22 (11 videos)

*A fully silent week — all 11 uploads are raw gameplay/cutscene audio with no detectable Izzy commentary.*

Games: GTA V & GTA Online (5 silent missions/heists — story missions, Prison Break Bus, cargo exports, gang fights), Fallout 4 (3 silent clips — "Pillars of the Community" recruitment), Human Fall Flat (2 silent clips). Vlogs: 0.

- **Silent / minimal:** all 11 clips are pure game audio with little or no creator speech (GTA V & GTA Online scripted mission/NPC dialogue, Fallout 4 "Pillars of the Community" cult recruitment lines, Human Fall Flat tutorial narration). Two clips (`M1s2egf4RTw`, `Zae8tM093yg`) are effectively empty hash-titled fragments; one Human Fall Flat upload caught only end-card filler ("Thank you for watching"). No Dutch, no reactions, no direct-to-camera talk anywhere this week.

*Caveat: every video this week is flagged creatorSpeechPresent = none/minimal with zero extracted quotes; nothing here is attributable to Izzy himself.*


## 2025-W26 — 2025-06-25 .. 2025-06-28 (7 videos)

*A week of pure silent gameplay — no creator commentary, no monologues, nothing but raw game audio across every clip.*

Games: Assassin's Creed Unity (2 Eiffel Tower climbs), Red Dead Redemption 2 (pursuit), Red Dead Redemption 1 (Jack vs Edgar Ross finale cutscene), GTA-style wedding/bachelor mission, GTA Online (carwash purchase + VIP mission). Vlogs: 0. Effectively 100% silent gameplay.

- **Silent / minimal:** all 7 clips are pure game audio with no identifiable Izzy commentary — Assassin's Creed Unity Eiffel Tower climbs (`aOWbZTZhmag`, `Jx_YOUeelA8`), an RDR2 pursuit (`G-RpiIIqp8U`), the RDR1 Jack Marston vs Edgar Ross finale cutscene (`mLYAsOpyAbU`), a GTA wedding/bachelor mission (`MQ-EjLXyAJI`), a hash-titled clip, and GTA Online buying his first carwash (`YiUnV7gCs2A`), where two ambiguous English exclamations ("Whoa, no fucking way", "What's up, idiots?") could be live reactions but can't be confirmed over NPC audio bleed.

*Caveat: Nothing in this week's transcripts can be reliably attributed to Izzy — every video is scripted NPC dialogue or ambient game audio, with zero confirmed creator speech and no quotes captured.*


## 2025-W27 — 2025-06-30 .. 2025-07-06 (53 videos)

*A binge week: most of the 53 uploads are silent RDR2 epilogue cutscenes, but in between Izzy keeps surfacing for English stream-of-consciousness monologues about "wrangle strangle," being "out of biscuits," and a friendship he says one moment ruined — plus live reactions to Hogwarts Legacy and an RDR2 plot twist.*

Games: Red Dead Redemption 2 (~30 mostly-silent cutscene/mission clips + a few live-reaction sessions), Hogwarts Legacy (4 narrated clips), echochrome (4, mostly silent), Human Fall Flat (2 near-silent), MediEvil: Resurrection (2 Weapons Master runs), GTA: San Andreas / GTA Liberty City (silent). Vlogs/talking-head: ~3 standalone monologues. The large majority of the week is silent gameplay.

**The monologues.**
- **["my life's not a chess game"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=V8yfXzF8AH0:4)** — *(Jul 05 · talking-head vlog)* a standalone rant against reducing life to rigid rules that get you "knocked off the board" — ["my life's not a chess game, don't turn my life into a chess game"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=V8yfXzF8AH0:4) — landing on ["humanically speaking things don't make sense"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=V8yfXzF8AH0:9) before naming the upload after itself: ["i know what i said but i'm to upload it wrangle strangle"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=V8yfXzF8AH0:17).
- **["take the reins"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=FWAS8ElNeJM:6)** — *(Jul 05 · content-creation meta)* muses on whether recording every gameplay session is worth it — ["If you think that every gameplay you record is a waste of time, for you to deal in your head with then that is gonna make you push you forward in a decision"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=FWAS8ElNeJM:0) — and decides a failed rooftop free-run with a lawman ["that's not a part to record"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=FWAS8ElNeJM:3), so you can ["take the reins of the people around you"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=FWAS8ElNeJM:6).
- **["one moment ruined all this three years"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=fQ6MSgolEOs:15)** — *(Jul 05 · Dutch-titled, English ramble)* a bruised aside about a friendship gone wrong — ["oops bye bye but i see you for three years but one moment ruined all this three years"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=fQ6MSgolEOs:15) — bleeding into puzzle-game despair when a recording dies: ["Everything's up shit. I fucked it up. There's no recording. I fucked it up"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=fQ6MSgolEOs:6) and ["oops no retries oops fuck this puzzle okay i'm gonna finish off"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=fQ6MSgolEOs:16).
- **["This cow is my sister's personality"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=2qr5_tZIMKc:20)** — *(Jul 05 · short English ramble)* a near-incoherent fragment about a social situation and balloons that ["look like cow teats"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=2qr5_tZIMKc:17), ending on the inscrutable ["i'm just saying just in a conversation so that's just all to it all to it"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=2qr5_tZIMKc:30).

**The "wrangle strangle / biscuits" running bit.** A recurring self-coined philosophy of compressing emotions and arguments into a "big knot," with "out of biscuits" as his catchphrase for losing the thread.
- **["I'm out of biscuits"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=zPd-XT-xPPE:58)** — *(Jul 05 · Hogwarts Legacy intro monologue)* the fullest version — a long stream-of-consciousness about "wrangle strangle" and emotions, repeatedly declaring ["I'm out of biscuits. I need more biscuits."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=zPd-XT-xPPE:58) whenever the thread snaps.
- **["I'm out of biscuits, I'm trying to say"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=CgHKa9nTaew:28)** — *(Jul 05 · Hogwarts Legacy)* same bit, same exit line, after another absurdist knot-of-tensions riff.

**Hogwarts Legacy bits.**
- **["I'm going into Harry Potter"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=CgHKa9nTaew:21)** — *(Jul 05 · Hogwarts Legacy)* debates whether to speak "elegantly" like a Potter character and likens his entrance to a Targaryen charging in, then bails on the bit — ["Okay, I'm sorry there was way too"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=CgHKa9nTaew:27).
- **["found himself on the floor with a buffalo on his chest"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=zPd-XT-xPPE:206)** — *(Jul 05 · Hogwarts Legacy)* gleefully re-tells the lore of a wizard who mispronounced a spell — ["He sound himself on the floor with a buffalo on his chest"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=zPd-XT-xPPE:206) — and catches himself over-analyzing the moving paintings: ["I'm not gonna ask questions like that anymore… oh, this is the pixels and this is the paint in the magic world"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=zPd-XT-xPPE:184).
- **["i tried to do just one chapter"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=KHKlAz-gkkw:6)** — *(Jul 05 · Hogwarts Legacy)* the classic "just one more" bit — ["i tried to do just one chapter but i i did the most"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=KHKlAz-gkkw:6) — plus a money-pickup gag (["oh money, money, money, money, oh wow, uplifted"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=KHKlAz-gkkw:1)) and a disowned ["the frank wanky doesn't have anything to do with me"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=KHKlAz-gkkw:13). A near-duplicate cut repeats it: ["it's so cool, I'm filming more."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=X-DcAgwvX7Q:2) and ["I wanted to but it's too hard. I really I really did one. I think I did the most"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=X-DcAgwvX7Q:5).

**RDR2 live reactions.** (Most RDR2 uploads are silent cutscenes — these are the few where he actually talks.)
- **"It was Arthur"** — *(Jul 05 · RDR2 epilogue)* gets hit by the reveal that the proposal ring was Arthur's — ["It was Arthur. Oh my god. So literally, oh my god, so"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=It3FxdiY6wQ:19) — and ties John's "goddamn man" line to his death in RDR1: ["you will never bury me but we already know that in bread the redemption part one he gets shot… i'm a goddamn man so goddamn means something"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=It3FxdiY6wQ:23), with panicked ["oh shit no no no no no no i don't want to hear that"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=It3FxdiY6wQ:46). A mixed Dutch/English re-cut of the same session adds a rare Dutch line — ["Nee, daar zegt hij niks over."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jIWVWYZJCb0:20) — and a tangent on emotions-as-songs: ["when they started emotions like into songs when it's like mr happy… that's wrong"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jIWVWYZJCb0:61).
- **["How does the witch have guards?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=VwT6SBszlwQ:22)** — *(Jul 06 · RDR2 "Kassama Witch" mission)* confused and frustrated throughout — ["You're gonna have guards? How does the witch have guards?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=VwT6SBszlwQ:22) — then panics after accidentally killing a capture-alive target: ["Did I just rip the car off? Did I just kill her?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=VwT6SBszlwQ:42) and ["Okay, just fucking shoot her in the head, dude."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=VwT6SBszlwQ:52).
- **["can I fucking capture this man?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6FYXrUQ2pYY:29)** — *(Jul 06 · RDR2 bounty hunting)* heavy swearing at a target that won't subdue — ["Yo, can I fucking- can I fucking capture this man?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6FYXrUQ2pYY:29), ["Oh shit! What the fuck?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6FYXrUQ2pYY:74) — then relief: ["I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6FYXrUQ2pYY:80). Another bounty run narrates the target — ["So, who are we hunting? We're hunting Curtis Butler, alright. He killed someone, I guess?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ieDTtnqtzC4:19) — with a stray ["I just chopped myself."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ieDTtnqtzC4:16).

**Other gameplay bits.**
- **["No one is here"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jeJ2RP-Qf4M:20)** — *(Jul 05 · MediEvil: Resurrection, Weapons Master throwing-daggers run)* live combat narration — opens on ["What the fuck?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jeJ2RP-Qf4M:0), chants ["No one is here, no one is here, no one is here, no one is here"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jeJ2RP-Qf4M:20), and self-coaches: ["Yeah, don't get with mess throw daggers. Oh"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jeJ2RP-Qf4M:28).
- **["it's just the first letter of my name"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XPPXR7BpS6k:2)** — *(Jul 05 · echochrome)* notices "Echo" starts with E — ["Oh, look, it's just the first letter of my name."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XPPXR7BpS6k:2) — between a ["What the fuck?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XPPXR7BpS6k:1) and an ["Oh, no."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XPPXR7BpS6k:3); a later echochrome clip is just ["Oops, oops, oops."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=njUbRuxqyXc:3).
- **["woah that was awesome"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=7_BvcfUAmKg:20)** — *(Jul 01 · "Pool", unclear game)* thin but enthusiastic reactions — ["woah that was awesome"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=7_BvcfUAmKg:20) — plus a confused on-screen query, ["Oh, wait, did he, was he already, like, petting, like, the dog?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=7_BvcfUAmKg:28), and a meta ["Just upload it?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=7_BvcfUAmKg:16).
- **["I love you guys"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=lCfYddzv-nM:1)** — *(Jul 05 · Human Fall Flat outro)* a near-silent clip whose only captured lines are an outro: ["Thank you."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=lCfYddzv-nM:0) / ["I love you guys."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=lCfYddzv-nM:1) — attribution uncertain.

**Silent / minimal:** ~35 clips are pure game audio with little or no creator commentary — the entire RDR2 epilogue arc as silent cutscenes (Strawberry, the Geddes/Beecher's Hope ranch, milking cows, the train heist, the John-vs-Micah/Dutch Mount Hagen finale, "A New Future Imagined", the proposal), plus GTA: San Andreas ("Taking Back The Hood"), GTA Liberty City, multiple echochrome and Human Fall Flat fragments, and several hash-titled RDR2 clips. A few caught only generic end-card filler ("Thank you for watching", "Amen"). No Dutch monologues, almost no direct-to-camera talk in this bucket.

*Caveat: the entire week's spoken content is in English despite the Dutch channel, and ASR quality on the monologue clips is poor and heavily fragmented; many RDR2 clips share a single speaker tag with NPC dialogue, so reaction-vs-game-audio attribution on the gameplay bits is shaky.*


## 2025-W28 — 2025-07-07 .. 2025-07-13 (62 videos)

*A heavy gameplay week — dozens of near-silent recordings, threaded with a few sharp, sad, self-aware tangents where the game's themes bleed straight into his real life.*

Games: Far Cry 3 Classic Edition (~20 mostly-silent clips, full story run to the ending), Watch Dogs (~12 silent cutscene clips), GTA V / San Andreas (~9, taxi tricks & "impress my girlfriend"), Payday 2 (5 silent heists), Red Dead Redemption 1 & 2 (several), echochrome (~8 puzzle sessions). Vlogs: 0 — nearly all commentary is in-game reaction or muttered tangent.

**The real-life bleed-throughs.**
- **["I'm talking about my real life"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PuN3e4P3-Ec:7)** — *(Jul 11 · Watch Dogs, Clara's death scene)* the week's rawest moment: a Watch Dogs scene about "broken deviant" people sets him off on a real personal rant — ["I'm just so fucking sick and tired and I'm talking about my real life"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PuN3e4P3-Ec:7) — pointing at the mic, ["look at the microphone oh this is so close to real life okay"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PuN3e4P3-Ec:16), before deflating into the title line ["Stupid deviant sentimental baaaad."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PuN3e4P3-Ec:22)
- **["everything I would get fired for"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=NdlRK8M-xew:6)** — *(Jul 08 · RDR2, post-alligator-massacre)* the running absurdist workplace bit: wiping out a whole swamp is ["everything I would get fired for because you killed the whole swamp"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=NdlRK8M-xew:6), softened into a fake-boss compliment — ["okay but let's not try to kill the whole swamp next time"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=NdlRK8M-xew:8) — because ["this time you didn't make dodos out of the alligator"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=NdlRK8M-xew:10).
- **["I'm a man of my word"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=qeFjlShDuiQ:13)** — *(Jul 09 · RDR2, fisherman gator quest)* same bit, callback form: after a gator side-quest he reports back that ["I did not extinct the whole alligator area this time"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=qeFjlShDuiQ:13).

**The Dutch monologue.**
- **["Stuur je niet weg"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jya7y6rzM9U:24)** — *(Jul 12 · Far Cry 3)* a rambling, looping Dutch address to someone off-camera — ["Nee, stuur je niet weg, stuur je niet weg... maar gewoon de cd, maar gewoon de cd, gewoon dat je dat hebt"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jya7y6rzM9U:24) (No, I'm not sending you away... just the CD, just so you have it) — turning self-critical, ["ik praat gewoon te veel, ik zeik wat... ik zeik veel af ook"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jya7y6rzM9U:25), then a pure non-sequitur: ["Ik wil meer moccasin in Nederland."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jya7y6rzM9U:65)

**Far Cry 3 — the soundtrack keeps getting muted.**
- **["The music is trying to make me feel like Lisa, so I turned it off"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uGTKWRYl9D4:13)** — *(Jul 12 · FC3 ending cutscene)* on the "bad" ending he mutes the score so it can't guilt him over letting Lisa go.
- **["The music is trying to make me feel like lisa so I turned it off"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kf1cMn8m6lI:33)** — *(Jul 12 · FC3, Lisa's departure)* same move earlier — emotional music ["harder than I expected"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kf1cMn8m6lI:34) — then a flicker of unease about the story: ["Who knows if this Sam is even real?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kf1cMn8m6lI:127)
- **["I'm so sleepy... I'm just talking to myself"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=F0Gz6iHtQk0:2)** — *(Jul 12 · FC3, late-night)* drowsy low-energy session: ["Oh, I'm so sleepy, what is this, I'm just talking to myself, I don't know what to say."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=F0Gz6iHtQk0:2)
- **["that's not a skate game, that's a job"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=E7nsFaNhtzg:0)** — *(Jul 12 · FC3)* justifying grinding his car along a railing like a skateboard: ["Oh, that's not a skate game, that's a job, that's fair, riding a car, you know."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=E7nsFaNhtzg:0)

**Gameplay reaction bits.**
- **["Did he fucking shoot my horse?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=HXG2hk8rV_g:36)** — *(Jul 08 · RDR2)* horse panic → relief → joke arc: ["Did he fucking shoot my horse?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=HXG2hk8rV_g:36), then ["Oh, he's just sleeping."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=HXG2hk8rV_g:39), then ["Wait, what if he needs fucking revenge?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=HXG2hk8rV_g:44)
- **["HOW DO I HIT YOU BACK?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=LoorRrZ5Ey4:19)** — *(Jul 08 · RDR2 saloon brawl)* flailing through a bar fight — ["SON OF A BITCH STOP DOING THAT! HOW DO I HIT YOU BACK?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=LoorRrZ5Ey4:19) — landing on ["Oh this feels just like high school, oh shit."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=LoorRrZ5Ey4:22)
- **["I will never play Dead Islands again"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=dh5nr8_uI9w:90)** — *(Jul 08 · RDR Undead Nightmare)* one stray quip mid-zombie-DLC, bookended by a Dutch start-of-session mutter ["Oh, opnemen. Nee."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=dh5nr8_uI9w:0) (Oh, recording. No.)
- **["Oh fuck yeah, no ben ik niet"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kdHhcYvUsAA:4)** — *(Jul 07 · RDR2)* lone Dutch interjection in an otherwise silent session: ["Oh fuck yeah, no ben ik niet. Ik ben dat echt niet."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kdHhcYvUsAA:4) (...no I'm not. I'm really not that.)
- **["Zo, dat is lekker"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=_9uBADmBb18:97)** — *(Jul 07 · Payday 2)* satisfied post-heist murmur — ["Zo, dat is lekker."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=_9uBADmBb18:97) / ["Dit is lekker."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=_9uBADmBb18:99) / ["Jawel."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=_9uBADmBb18:100) — the only audible creator words across five otherwise-silent Payday 2 heists.

**echochrome — the puzzle-game mutters.**
- **["Oh! Yo! Ik heb hem!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=iit5G9MIqyA:36)** — *(Jul 11 · echochrome)* his most talkative puzzle run, narrating the figures' paths — ["Wow, waar loopt die helemaal?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=iit5G9MIqyA:4) — then the solve: ["Oh! Yo! Ik heb hem!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=iit5G9MIqyA:36)
- **["Ik ga nu stoppen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=GxOdaZCv-Ao:4)** — *(Jul 11 · echochrome)* quick giving-up: ["Ik ga nu stoppen."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=GxOdaZCv-Ao:4) / ["Yay, there I've seen five minutes now."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=GxOdaZCv-Ao:5)
- **["Deze was leuk"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=NpiEjMfFONQ:1)** — *(Jul 08 · echochrome)* ["Deze was leuk. Toen ik hem zag dacht ik, deze is veel te moeilijk, maar hij is wel leuk."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=NpiEjMfFONQ:1) Plus a stray ["Misschien is dit het antwoord."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=nRAjBcBoTAM:2) from another session.

**Silent / minimal:** roughly 40+ clips with little or no commentary — most of the Watch Dogs story run (all cutscene audio), every Payday 2 heist, the GTA V & San Andreas taxi-trick / "impress my girlfriend" clips, and the bulk of the Far Cry 3 playthrough are pure game audio. Scattered one-liners that surface barely above the bleed include the in-FC3 panic ["Oh my god... we're gonna fucking die man... Just keep going"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=GZUXxOQQQw8:106), the recurring ["MY FUCKING EARS!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=2geKtq20FFY:66) / ["fuck me my ears gonna be bleeding"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=5ndQyrRD9Fo:98) over loud Watch Dogs audio, and an FC3 ["Holy shit, Mr. White!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=osX_FmSGD4s:3) at a cutscene.

*Caveat: This is overwhelmingly a silent-gameplay week — most videos are 100% game audio (Watch Dogs cutscenes, Far Cry 3 story, Payday 2, GTA, RDR), and the channel is Dutch but much of the captured creator speech here is brief English exclamations whose attribution is uncertain. Only the bolded monologue/tangent bullets are firmly the creator's own voice.*


## 2025-W29 — 2025-07-14 .. 2025-07-20 (82 videos)

*A week of insomniac chants and absurdist Dutch songs welded onto huge piles of near-silent gameplay — with Detroit: Become Human as the launchpad for sprawling philosophical monologues.*

Games: GTA V / San Andreas / Online (dozens of clips, mostly silent NPC audio), Far Cry 3, Watch Dogs, Detroit: Become Human, Red Dead Redemption + Undead Nightmare (almost entirely silent), echochrome. Heavy recurring jingles/songs over gameplay; no standalone vlogs.

**The insomnia jingle.** A late-night "I refuse to sleep" chant runs through the whole GTA block, in Dutch and English.
- **["Ik ben mens, ik ben vrij, kracht is altijd gratis voor mij"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=-fQnJL5a58I:0)** — *(Jul 14 · GTA V)* the core chant, repeated as an intro jingle. It escalates into emphatic ["is voor mij! Ik ben mensen! Ik ben vrij! Kracht is altijd gratis voor mij! Voor mij! Voor mij! Voor mij!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=2RnlW_oxK-k:8) and the garbled ["Maar, kracht naar mij, want ik ben veel niet slaapbaar"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=2RnlW_oxK-k:3).
- **["I'm a gamer. I am free. Power to me when I don't want to sleep."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kRxMU0I6GTU:2)** — *(Jul 14 · GTA V)* the English version of the same bit — ["I'm human"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kRxMU0I6GTU:9) — bookended by a barked ["Go to sleep!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kRxMU0I6GTU:0).

**The neighbor song.** A second running improvised rhyme about a woman next door who watches him through the wall every hour.
- **["Ik heb een vrouw, dat is mijn buurt. Ze kijkt naar mij op elk uur."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jFcF-LRjmoc:0)** — *(Jul 14 · GTA V)* He won't sleep — ["Nu wil ze dat ik ga slapen, maar dat wil ik niet"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jFcF-LRjmoc:1) — so ["Dus ponkt ze lekker tegen de muur"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jFcF-LRjmoc:2).
- **["Ik heb een buur die kijkt naar mij op elk uur door de muur."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Ly5xMontGXk:5)** — *(Jul 14 · GTA V)* the rhyming-couplet version (I have a neighbor who watches me every hour through the wall), reprised again mid-funeral-mission as ["Ik heb een buur die kijkt naar mij op elk uur door de muur"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=qNTXHN_WTvs:34).
- **["Dus vong ze lekker tegen de muur"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=L9ZNYYiSlQw:2)** — *(Jul 14 · GTA V)* another take on the same neighbor saga, ["Maar dat wil ik niet"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=L9ZNYYiSlQw:1).

**The monkey rhyme.** A classic Dutch circular nursery tongue-twister, performed to increasing distortion.
- **["Een aapje wou eens lollig zijn, hij beet in de billen van de kapitein."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=l-X3vIAECos:0)** — *(Jul 14 · GTA San Andreas)* ["De kapitein werd heel erg boos en stopte de aap in een poederdoos"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=l-X3vIAECos:1), cycling until it slurs into ["zopte hij de aap in de poederdoods"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=l-X3vIAECos:10).
- **["Oké, misschien wel aapjes."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XpFBSs1wDoo:33)** — *(Jul 14 · GTA San Andreas Definitive)* same rhyme, then he flip-flops on monkeys mid-game — ["What the fuck? Nee, maar ik wil geen aapjes"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XpFBSs1wDoo:32) immediately reversed — and refuses to listen to something: ["Ik ga niet luisteren"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XpFBSs1wDoo:27).

**Detroit: Become Human monologues.** The week's richest commentary — long Dutch tangents while playing as Connor, Kara, and Marcus.
- **["Het is niet diep en thoughtful en bedachtzaam, het is gewoon leegte eigenlijk."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=nhyorUFdGzs:114)** — *(Jul 19 · Detroit)* on why game characters always look blank/"dromerig" rather than alert: it's not deep, it's just emptiness. Spins into etymology — ["De officiële top tier lijst. Top tier, like tier betekent in het Duits tier. Dus dat is gewoon zo stom"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=nhyorUFdGzs:179) — and a remembered childhood song, ["Wat kan je doen, wat kan je doen met zo'n oen?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=nhyorUFdGzs:186).
- **["like I don't even need to know that my mouth is called my mouth to talk"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=nzzuNSB8zqs:211)** — *(Jul 15 · Detroit, as Kara)* the body-parts tangent (I have two cameras in my eyes... I don't need to know the word to use it), which veers into a dark driverless-car joke he immediately walks back — ["Dit kan ik niet zeggen, oh my god, I cannot say this, this is going too far"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=nzzuNSB8zqs:79) — before a genuinely moved reaction to a story reveal: ["Oh nee, dat is echt zo erg"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=nzzuNSB8zqs:332).
- **["Nah, fuck that. What the fuck is this? Reading? Fuck that."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XNQSXe7exUM:42)** — *(Jul 19 · Detroit, Marcus)* refuses to read in-game, then philosophizes on ADHD and tidying — ["Oh, ik heb ADHD, maar ik heb echt zin om zonder ADHD mijn kamer op te ruimen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XNQSXe7exUM:54) — and delivers a sprawling rant on why carbon "footprint" makes no sense: ["mijn footprint is hier, ik kan niet zeggen dat mijn footprint op een plek is waar ik niet ben geweest"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XNQSXe7exUM:166).
- **["Schilderen! Ik heb zin in schilderen! Ik heb zin in echt schilderen! Echt schilderen!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=qFbq-akjsDE:98)** — *(Jul 19 · Detroit, painter chapter)* giddy over the painting mechanic, framed by his dreaming koan ["Ik droom niet als ik wakker ben, ik droom niet als ik wakker ben, ik droom niet"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=qFbq-akjsDE:32) and a quieter line about ending up ["vier maanden later op een plek waar je niet had verwacht"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=qFbq-akjsDE:127).
- **["So is this the game that got the whole fucking world fucked because it's up to me to make the right choices?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=489DjFcygsY:131)** — *(Jul 14 · Detroit, first session)* mock-horror at the game's premise, plus a music gripe — ["come on there isn't even a way to turn off the music like i'm just trying to be like... clear-headed like a surgeon"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=489DjFcygsY:46) — capped by ["Victory is mine. I will not make a sacrifice ever in my life"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=489DjFcygsY:170).
- **["Maar misschien speelt een kijker wel Duolingo... en dan denkt ze van, oh die tal spreek ik toevallig."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6tp2ytM2Nn4:281)** — *(Jul 15 · Detroit, Kara cleaning)* a meta-aside about viewers who might happen to speak his language via a learning app, alongside a self-censoring ["Dit kan ik niet zeggen, oh my god, I cannot say this, this is going too far"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6tp2ytM2Nn4:85) and a deadpan ["Hij waardeert mijn werk gewoon niet"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6tp2ytM2Nn4:116).

**Is it okay to criticize GTA?** A self-deprecating running bit about whether he's allowed to dislike anything.
- **["I am not a tool."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ngFVbItooVI:0)** — *(Jul 14 · GTA V)* opens a rant on the new radio stations — ["What the fuck is wrong with the music stations, they're so fucking stupid all the songs that got added"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ngFVbItooVI:1) — calling them ["so low brain"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ngFVbItooVI:4).
- **["did I just criticize and did I see some something bad about GTA? Is that even okay?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=vZORLIYVbXw:0)** — *(Jul 14 · GTA Online)* then ["someone on a flying motorcycle shot at me, and I was like, oh, hahaha!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=vZORLIYVbXw:1) and he concludes ["that's all you do in GTA is shooting at each other... so of course it's fine"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=vZORLIYVbXw:2). Reprised — ["Do they even have a hardcore in America?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ztQjhmYEMV8:43) — and closed in Dutch with ["Wauw, dat was echt heel erg echt"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ztQjhmYEMV8:102).
- **["So of course it's good."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=LeSATgywmRE:3)** — *(Jul 14 · GTA V)* same logic to camera: ["someone shot at me and I was like, oh, you two is shooting at each other"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=LeSATgywmRE:1), so the radio stations are fine.

**Gameplay bits.** Live reactions, freestyle rhymes, and tangents during play.
- **["Dat was twee keer hetzelfde woord, maar ik deed alsof het rijmde."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6jg1RQ-Wee4:317)** — *(Jul 14 · GTA V mission)* — self-aware narration of his improvised rap, complains ["Hij heeft mij eruit gegooid... Ik wou in deze auto rijden"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6jg1RQ-Wee4:299) and freestyles a shootout: ["Ikkoot gaat schieten, we kunnen niet verliezen, want ik zing dit liedje. Ik ben echt geen mietje"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6jg1RQ-Wee4:340).
- **["Dude, fuck this shit. I want that car... the pink car"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=DvFn0fpmwBg:3)** — *(Jul 14 · GTA San Andreas)* the pink-car grievance again, plus another evasive-driving rhyme — ["Oh, ik zit hier op een goede plek, hier houden ze me niet voor de gek"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=DvFn0fpmwBg:41) — and the recurring rhyme-fail admission ["Er zijn geen politieagenten meer om ons heen... Dat was twee keer hetzelfde woord, maar ik deed alsof het rijmde"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=DvFn0fpmwBg:20).
- **["Maar het was zo eentje waar alles grijs was. Maar misschien had ik dat juist net al nodig."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Bz3bnSei3Ho:12)** — *(Jul 14 · Watch Dogs)* a tangent about a gray Batman pajama his grandmother gave him, wondering if wearing gray made you a better slave at school; meanwhile he's hyped on the hacking — ["Hacken! Hacken!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Bz3bnSei3Ho:37) — and compares the leap mechanic to Assassin's Creed and Far Cry: ["Het is wel even zo vet als je de leap... komt in van SS Creed, maar niet dat hij... auto lockt"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Bz3bnSei3Ho:48).
- **["Zouden ze allemaal met een selfie pakketje komen?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Bh-vnsc4zh8:63)** — *(Jul 14 · Far Cry 3)* rambles about waiting on a package delivery (would the couriers all show up with a selfie?), pricing — ["Dan is het gewoon 1.50"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Bh-vnsc4zh8:24) — and a South Park aside: ["Maar South Park zegt ook, the Bible, the Christians, they are the real suppressors"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Bh-vnsc4zh8:66).
- **["Vieze rottende stinkvis."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=d3_W58l2hJg:2)** — *(Jul 14 · Far Cry 3)* disgust at a hunting/skinning moment (dirty rotting stinkfish), escalating from ["Rotte stinkvis!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=d3_W58l2hJg:0); reprised as ["Vieze, rottende vis!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=NXt_fiaFqpE:2).
- **["Hey, we gaan naar de haai in de zee."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=A0upDJsAAjk:4)** — *(Jul 14 · Far Cry 3)* shouting "Bubbles!" and swimming toward the sharks, improvising a death song: ["Oh, oh, oh... Hey, we're gonna die in the sea"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=A0upDJsAAjk:5).
- **["Oh, bot."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=UpSR9sSsFH8:13)** — *(Jul 18 · GTA V)* robbing an NPC who just stares back — ["he just looks away and he's not..."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=UpSR9sSsFH8:12) — so he writes them off as a bot.
- **["Do not drive away without me... oh my god he drove... come back don't leave without me"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=MO37wfhN6EU:108)** — *(Jul 18 · GTA Online co-op)* panicked teammate coordination, directing a player named Steve — ["just start Steve keep killing them and I wait in a car for me"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=MO37wfhN6EU:112) — while narrating his own sniping plan.
- **["Fucking idiot, holy guacamole, that is so bad"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=qNTXHN_WTvs:68)** — *(Jul 14 · GTA V funeral mission)* reacting to the chaos, then helpfully translating for his audience after an in-game egg monologue: ["Dat betekent eieren in het Nederlands"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=qNTXHN_WTvs:147).
- **["The tree saved me"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=bZkoZCNOQ70:12)** — *(Jul 18 · GTA V)* a near-death save, on an "enemies-to-friends" themed run — ["We were enemies and then we became friends"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=bZkoZCNOQ70:17). The tree gag repeats: ["Oh, the tree saved me"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=S1EDvBfjr7Q:1).
- **["This is so freaky!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6TexdHyH63U:18)** — *(Jul 20 · RDR Undead Nightmare)* one of the few audible reactions in the Red Dead block — ["Bullshit!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6TexdHyH63U:13), ["Man, this is... foul. For Christ's sakes!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6TexdHyH63U:5) — alongside the wry self-diagnosis ["I've lost my damn mind, I hope."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Kdwg6br_njM:2) and ["What the hell is this?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=HSJjy06pLpo:7) / ["Now, this is a new low."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=HSJjy06pLpo:17).

**Silent / minimal:** ~40+ clips with little or no creator commentary — large GTA V / GTA Online blocks (mission and NPC audio: Lamar lowrider chain, parachute/flight tutorials, gang briefings), the bulk of the Red Dead Redemption / Undead Nightmare sessions on Jul 20 (scripted Herbert Moon, Seth, John Marston dialogue), most Far Cry 3 combat clips, and one echochrome puzzle clip. Several "Thank you for watching" outros and stray reactions ("Oh shit!", "Damn it") appear but are indistinguishable from game audio.

*Caveat: A large majority of this week's 82 videos are silent or game-audio-only; many of the GTA, Far Cry, and especially the all-English Red Dead clips have no Dutch to anchor attribution, so creator speech there is uncertain. The quoted moments above are the genuinely attributable ones.*


## 2025-W30 — 2025-07-21 .. 2025-07-27 (61 videos)

*A big, talky week buried under game audio: a "soulless humanity" rant Izzy reprises three times, two long Cyberpunk monologues (a childhood nipple-biting saga, a real Dutch-bureaucracy meltdown), Detroit bits about respecting his partner's privacy and refusing to lie, and a string of deadpan Dutch riffs across Shadow of Mordor.*

Games: Red Dead Redemption (Undead Nightmare DLC, mostly silent), Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor (heavy rotation, mostly silent), Detroit: Become Human, Cyberpunk 2077, GTA San Andreas (silent dating/driving), Assassin's Creed III, Echochrome. Vlogs/monologues: ~4 to-camera rants. Roughly two-thirds of the 61 clips are near-silent gameplay.

**The "soulless humanity" rant (reprised 3×).**
- **["i lost all hope in this fucking soulless humanity"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=z8_uCM3q6SU:3)** — *(Jul 27 · to-camera rant)* the week's signature monologue, declaring himself the last one left who cares — ["why am i the only person in the whole world left with a normal soul that actually cares about the earth surviving"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=z8_uCM3q6SU:6) — tired of "putting your souls back together," then deflates it himself: ["I must be drinking."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=z8_uCM3q6SU:16)
- **["I don't care about saving souls anymore"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=06NjBX9EcLU:24)** — *(Jul 27 · Red Dead, Undead Nightmare)* same rant ported into the holy-water mission — ["i'm tired of putting your souls back together"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=06NjBX9EcLU:3) — collapsing the game's cure-finding plot into his real-life exhaustion: "Not in a video game, not in real life either."
- **["I need to buy all the games, and be independent"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=2wdnC61eXT4:0)** — *(Jul 27 · Red Dead)* opens wanting to own every game "and be independent," slides straight into the soulless-humanity rant again, and again caps it with ["I must be drinking."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=2wdnC61eXT4:16)

**The Cyberpunk monologues.**
- **The Damon nipple saga** — *(Jul 21 · Cyberpunk 2077)* an in-game spam email about "daemons" triggers a childhood story about a kid biting his nipple during playground wrestling — ["hij bit in mijn nipple en hij rende weg... they just felt this like this burning like this clamp around my nipple was hurtful"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PQZFAmFw82o:136) — that ends with the boy's mother biting her own son's nipple in retaliation.
- **The bureaucracy meltdown** — *(Jul 21 · Cyberpunk 2077)* in-game news of the Netherlands flooding tips into a genuine rant — ["Hey, that is my land. Hey, that is my country... So we speak Dutch, you know, just like Red Redemption"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PQZFAmFw82o:314) — revealing he has no income support and borrowed money from his mother for food; signs off ["Waarom luister je naar dit? Doe uit."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PQZFAmFw82o:324) (why are you listening to this? Turn it off.)
- **["my life situation right now is also a death sentence"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=pN4OPW_ouws:277)** — *(Jul 21 · Cyberpunk 2077)* maps V's in-game death sentence onto his own life, "because what they're asking me is like always like impossible to fulfill"; addresses viewers directly — ["Ik hoop dat jullie dat allemaal ook hebben gedaan, kijkers."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=pN4OPW_ouws:113) — and sings a mangled "Africa."

**Detroit: Become Human bits.**
- **["I'm not going to walk around my partner's house like I'm Cole Phelps on a murder case"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=rJjv3wFhT24:249)** — *(Jul 23 · Detroit, "Android privacy respector")* the week's best bit: refuses to snoop through Hank's belongings as the game lets him, choosing to just wait — ["Bless this game, then, because I could at least, like, respect his privacy."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=rJjv3wFhT24:251) Also wants a hippie look: ["I bought a CD of Bob Dylan today. Is Bob Dylan a hippie?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=rJjv3wFhT24:234)
- **["I'm not gonna pretend, do you hear me?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6u4aW60XBlY:220)** — *(Jul 22 · Detroit)* refuses to feed Alice comforting lies, spinning into a rant about professionals who stall and never deliver truth; on shelter choices argues ["why do I gotta be so rigid... I wanna see if there's something better out there."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6u4aW60XBlY:46)
- **["I think you're the deviant here, you weirdo."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=AO3hz58sf-Q:64)** — *(Jul 22 · Detroit, as Connor)* turns on the game's Amanda for never listening and threatening to disassemble him — ["this one is like so serious and she's like make all these threats"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=AO3hz58sf-Q:32) — and does a beep-boop robot voice fetching coffee: ["Say I am robot. I get you coffee. Beep. Beep."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=AO3hz58sf-Q:160)
- **["Ik ben de eerste hetero-sapiens."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=u3pLO6695GY:1)** — *(Jul 22 · Detroit)* declares himself the first "hetero-sapiens" vs everyone else's homo-sapiens, then loops an escalating saving-money gag — ["Ik heb geen zin om geld uit te geven, maar ik heb echt zin op te sparen!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=u3pLO6695GY:89)
- **["I cannot live without Sadie"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=oPlnkhYMmPM:144)** — *(Jul 23 · Detroit)* longs aloud for the Red Dead character Sadie mid-cutscene, raves ["Ik ben obsessed met lezen."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=oPlnkhYMmPM:90), and wants ["comfort in a house, and comfort in the street... And comfort when I'm talking to my begeleider."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=oPlnkhYMmPM:211) (counselor)
- **["Ik open het douchegordijn en daar ligt een dode man."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Sg-dmvLFmfo:53)** — *(Jul 22 · Detroit)* narrates finding a corpse in a shower (I open the curtain and there's a dead man), insists ["I don't want to steal!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Sg-dmvLFmfo:37), and lands an absurd thesis: ["all sides strong"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Sg-dmvLFmfo:132) — never sacrificing one side so another can get away.
- **["why would i let a game dictate if my life gets ruined or not"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XC4rJGBcxmk:119)** — *(Jul 21 · Detroit)* defends Alice as blameless given her limited experience — ["Ik denk niet dat het haar schuld is."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XC4rJGBcxmk:33) — after a warm Dutch open: ["Ik hoop dat je een goede dag had. Welkom terug."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XC4rJGBcxmk:0)

**Shadow of Mordor deadpan riffs (Dutch).**
- **"Alles is eten."** — *(Jul 25 · Shadow of Mordor)* narrates luring orcs by calling everything food, including himself — ["Hier is zoveel eten, joh. Lekker."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=gewYjA-rCFg:112) and ["Kom maar, ik heb allemaal eten voor je."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=gewYjA-rCFg:117).
- **["Iedereen in de Tweede Kamer ziet zijn schaduw."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kcnFGEMOa_I:116)** — *(Jul 26 · Shadow of Mordor)* genuinely shaken at spotting human slaves — ["Oh nee, zijn dat slaven? Menselijke slaven? Dat is erg."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kcnFGEMOa_I:49) — then deadpans up through Dutch institutions that "everyone sees their shadow," insisting ["Ik neem de donkerheid van de natuur heel serieus."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kcnFGEMOa_I:94).
- **["it keeps things moving"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Ycq2ZNHdeak:5)** — *(Jul 25 · Shadow of Mordor)* clocks the Nemesis respawn system — ["I wanted to kill them all until there was no one standing, but are these new in place?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Ycq2ZNHdeak:2) — all the red markers are orcs "ready to take someone's place." Reprised the same night: ["Ik heb deze bewegingen verdiend. Ik verdien deze bewegingen."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=DTI7NQoj00c:121).
- **["als ik gewoon drie weken lang op mijn bed lag... dan vond je het goed"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=2RO-Y8y_1Mg:157)** — *(Jul 25 · Shadow of Mordor)* a defensive monologue at someone accusing him of wasting time on games — lying in bed doing nothing would've been fine with them, but actually doing something bores them; also ["Zie, ik vind taken helemaal niet leuk."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=2RO-Y8y_1Mg:126) and a "rage mind" aside that ["klinkt voor mij wel bekend"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=2RO-Y8y_1Mg:84).
- **["Everything he is saying is a summary of the last year that I lived."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=tLnbqcc1FbE:165)** — *(Jul 26 · Shadow of Mordor)* lone wry aside during a long boss fight, reading the villain's taunts as autobiography.
- **["I'm a more man because I see words like suck, cum."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=xdcwgt3UY0M:259)** — *(Jul 24 · Shadow of Mordor)* mishears "suck gum" in the dialogue and builds a whole perception-of-time bit out of it, plus an absurd opener about baby "Howl" growing up to be ["a brave ranger of gondor or cobblestone or musician yes"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=nGd2m3qGwiA:1).

**Standalone absurdist bits.**
- **"Om tien uur is Millie thuis."** — *(Jul 22 · GTA San Andreas)* an improvised Dutch rhyming sing-song about rushing to Millie's by ten — ["Om tien uur is Millie thuis... daarom moet ik nu snel naar Millie's huis."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=eYykoN1e2Jc:0) and ["En dat is waarom ik zo vrolijk fluit."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=eYykoN1e2Jc:3).
- **["En Aapje wou eens lolig zijn."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kZe2DV68i0M:24)** — *(Jul 22 · Red Dead)* interrupts the zombie DLC to recite a Dutch children's rhyme about a monkey biting a captain — ["Wil je een rijmpje horen?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kZe2DV68i0M:23).
- **The battle/duels rant (3×)** — *(Jul 22 · Red Dead)* recurring complaint that everything is "battle, battle, battle, en duels" — ["Ik vind het niet leuk dat alles deze dagen gaat om battle, battle, battle"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=1ZKcQu-u-CA:23) — always clarifying ["Maar ik heb het gewoon over het echte leven, niet over het spel."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=IbL5CFgKLC8:28); paired with bidding farewell to his horse for ["a new horse. A freak of nature."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=VsPfjHARbdQ:130)
- **["death is it's like you had a lot of money but you spend it all"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=8kYBaJX9SxY:2)** — *(Jul 23 · monologue, "Is this the real life or is this just Bangarang")* a death-as-blown-savings philosophy bit — ["the answer always lies in something you don't know"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=8kYBaJX9SxY:41) — that dissolves into a Bohemian Rhapsody / Bangarang mashup: ["Da-da-da-da-da-da Bangerang. Bass!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=8kYBaJX9SxY:64)
- **["misschien is 2012 het jaar waarin volwassenen wat minder hun mening aan het geven zijn"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=SgSaadJbnKA:391)** — *(Jul 26 · Assassin's Creed III)* a rambling Dutch close pinning 2012 as the year adults stopped forcing their opinions on him and he started wanting his own; earlier wishes ["Ik wens dat ik Pieces of Eden in mijn huis kan hebben."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=SgSaadJbnKA:58) and rage-quits a glitchy controller: ["Ik heb verloren."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=SgSaadJbnKA:316)
- **["je mag gewoon niet boos zijn van hem"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=N0FxvSBA6gs:6)** — *(Jul 24 · Dutch vlog, "the anger" tangent)* on someone who keeps telling him ["jij klinkt nu wel boos"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=N0FxvSBA6gs:2) — his real point being that you're effectively ["iemand soort van van verbied om boos te kunnen zijn"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=N0FxvSBA6gs:8).
- **["De dames filmen!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=n_TdBdztTq0:2)** — *(Jul 22 · Red Dead)* a recurring camera aside ("the ladies are filming!") followed by an off-color absurdist joke.
- **"Let the bodies hit the floor"** — *(Jul 26 · music cover)* a quick Drowning Pool "Bodies" cover, broken off with a mic-check aside: ["Is it off like that?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=_0FNBmIxmsE:8)

**Silent / minimal:** ~35 near-silent clips with little or no commentary — heavy Red Dead Undead Nightmare and Shadow of Mordor cutscene/combat audio, plus silent GTA San Andreas dating-and-driving runs (Millie missions, "I'm learning the road" navigation patter), GTA V/VI ambient clips, Assassin's Creed III cutscenes, and an Echochrome puzzle run reduced to ["Oops, oops, oops."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=8SS3uSLUHq0:3)

*Caveat: most of the week is game audio, and many clips are English-only, so creator-vs-game attribution is shaky outside the clearly Dutch and self-referential lines; the three "soulless humanity" rants and the GTA "I'm learning the road" patter recur near-verbatim across multiple uploads and may be re-cuts of the same sessions.*


## 2025-W31 — 2025-07-28 .. 2025-08-03 (56 videos)

*A week of recurring obsessions: a furious anti-"relax video" crusade, a tender "nobody is a pig" litany, the karma/unicycle-mom theory, and gleefully grotesque battle monologues — all bursting out between mostly-silent retro gameplay.*

Games: Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor (many near-silent clips), GTA V / GTA Online, GTA III & San Andreas (Definitive), Assassin's Creed III, Far Cry 3, Red Dead Redemption (incl. Undead Nightmare). Vlogs/rants: ~5 (the "relax videos" series + greetings). Roughly half the week is silent or near-silent gameplay with no commentary.

**The "relax videos" crusade.** A multi-video rant against calming/ASMR YouTube content, repeated almost verbatim across the week:
- **["what the fuck is with these relax videos where's the opposite screaming you out"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0ZBXeDI429c:0)** — *(Jul 30 · GTA V intro rant)* the origin outburst, escalating to absurd threats: **["If I ever catch you drinking tea, I will smack the cup into the air and force you."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0ZBXeDI429c:8)** and ["I will push your face into ice cream and make you snort the ice cream."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0ZBXeDI429c:9)
- **["Make 200 more!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jcDGnXEi1rg:3)** — *(Jul 31 · "Enough slow relax Wtf")* demands 200 more "yelling you awake" videos, insisting ["yelling me awake no it's not getting old stop pretending like it's getting old"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jcDGnXEi1rg:2).
- **["like what are you trying to make yourself more asleep for in the middle of the day what a total load of shit"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=k-BgKz9yJsg:13)** — *(Jul 31 · "Wtf. enough slow relax")* same bit, same ice-cream threat ([repeat](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=k-BgKz9yJsg:9)).
- **["oh my god, ik ben echt aardig. En echt mezelf."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=i3GlOP_PdQY:28)** — *(Jul 31 · "Hier gaan we dan!")* the self-aware coda: after the rage he switches to Dutch, chuckles that he's actually a nice person and means it all with love ("this has nothing to do with anyone I was just talking about"), and muses ["Gewoon, als je wakker bent, wil je toch niet dat je ogen weer dicht gaan?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=i3GlOP_PdQY:37).

**"Niemand is een varken" + the karma/unicycle-mom theory.** A linked cluster of tender-absurd Dutch monologues:
- **["Zeggen dat mijn vader geen varken is, voelt echt heel goed."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=-J00DyHMh2M:72)** — *(Aug 2 · Shadow of Mordor, "Niemand is een varken!")* methodically declares nobody a pig — and that saying he himself is no pig ["voelt echt heel erg goed"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=-J00DyHMh2M:72); even ["mijn vriendin's vrienden zijn ook geen varkens"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=-J00DyHMh2M:105).
- **["Mijn vader is geen varken."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Ugq1evAFd44:0)** — *(Aug 2 · same-titled fragment)* the one-line distillation of the bit.
- **["Ik ben geen varken!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ljTcAc34MDU:2)** — *(Aug 2 · GTA V tennis minigame)* same insistence aimed at Amanda; mocks her movement (["Ik beweeg zo de hele dag door."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ljTcAc34MDU:29) — I move around all day like this) and grumbles ["Ik word zo opgerond van Amanda."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ljTcAc34MDU:36).
- **["Ik geloof niet in karma, want mijn moeder heeft niet eens een auto."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=-J00DyHMh2M:23)** — *(Aug 2 · Shadow of Mordor)* the thesis: no karma, because his mother doesn't even own a car — which spins into "fietsma / eenwielermama".
- **["Mama op een eenwieler."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=QzTok2kLFN0:36)** — *(Aug 2 · "Eenwieler mama!")* names an orc enemy "eenwielermama," runs the karma riff again ([full](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=QzTok2kLFN0:24)), then triumphs: ["En een wieler mama geeft zich over aan mij."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=QzTok2kLFN0:42).
- **["Jou serv ik niet, voor EENWIELERMAMA!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=sKcd4xNm_1g:31)** — *(Aug 2 · "Mama op een eenwieler!")* the chant version, dedicating his in-game carnage to the unicycle-mom; ["Ik geloof wel in fietsma, of fietsmama, of eenwielermama."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=sKcd4xNm_1g:26)

**The gore monologues (aardappelbrakker / afslachten / pakslaag).** Escalating, grotesque, fully committed Dutch battle riffs:
- **["Ik ga op je hersenen stappen met de aardappelbrakker."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=KgcVgWYzCNU:56)** — *(Aug 1 · AC3 Remastered)* threatens to stomp brains with a potato-masher "so it has those potato ripples — beautiful," and to ["één merg uit je botten sabbelen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=KgcVgWYzCNU:50); aside: ["Deze is echt wel voor volwassenen, deze video."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=KgcVgWYzCNU:102).
- **["Of ik ga al je ribbels afsnijden en dan ga ik breien met je hersenribbel."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=x18dj4zGI5A:60)** — *(Aug 1 · AC3 Remastered)* same escalating bit — enemies slaughtered ["Als een geit aan een paal met een touw"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=x18dj4zGI5A:26), then knitting a blanket from their brain-ridges; repeats the ["aardappel-wrakker"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=x18dj4zGI5A:55).
- **["En dan ga ik je hoofd kalschieren like een hanenkamp van een echte haan aan je hoofd."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=OyljPsc48hM:1)** — *(Aug 1 · AC3 Remastered, "pakslaag" chant)* gleeful violence, then a flash of conscience after an accidental kill: ["Ik wou hem ook niet doden. Ik wou hem gewoon alleen maar even slaan."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=OyljPsc48hM:86); also ["Deze is echt al voor volwassenen, deze video."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=OyljPsc48hM:57)

**The introspective / IRL bits.**
- **["Ik was in een winkel en schoelde mensen elkaar uit."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uyQZj9L38R8:97)** — *(Aug 1 · Red Dead: Undead Nightmare)* mid-zombie-DLC, a long real-life tangent: he saw people insulting each other in a shop, tried to intervene, got slapped and shoved, drifted to a rude restaurant, then McDonald's where people were nice — and only then ["Oké, dus ik ben een beetje afgekoeld."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uyQZj9L38R8:130). Too scared to descend in-game: ["Ik durf nu niet meer naar beneden te gaan, ook niet meer in het spel."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uyQZj9L38R8:47)
- **["woman like woman you know like if you say something one time and they do something terrible then they say oh yeah but you said it was okay"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=hJ5b9UUJZmA:0)** — *(Jul 28 · Shadow of Mordor monologue, "how")* circular grievance about a woman who won't let him ["look back"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=hJ5b9UUJZmA:19) on vague approval he gave; trails off into ["All these stims."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=hJ5b9UUJZmA:23)
- **["there's literally something that how can you say i cannot look back"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=SnN1bd5Hj2I:20)** — *(Jul 28 · Shadow of Mordor)* same grievance, then pivots to the "Karagor girlfriend" tangent: ["in Detroit Become Human, the woman is called Kara. a Karagor. So maybe I can have a Karagor girlfriend."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=SnN1bd5Hj2I:90)
- **["or I think a Karagor girlfriend would be better as I said before I'm very good at seeing connections"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=IGt_CiG0aTg:6)** — *(Jul 28 · "Kara gore girlfriend")* the connection-spotting bit again — the Karagor is ["like a cat maybe"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=IGt_CiG0aTg:15), so why not a "car of war" girlfriend.
- **["How should I think when I play these games like is it bad that I just hit the orc that was helping me to betray someone else?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=zaZTgjVE1dc:96)** — *(Jul 28 · Shadow of Mordor)* a genuine moral aside to viewers mid-combat.

**Gameplay bits & one-liners.**
- **["Just imagine the love of your life, you're a Charizard"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Or05lU0CRrc:1)** — *(Jul 30 · GTA V)* opens with a romance metaphor where two lovers are a Charizard and a Pikachu whose flames and thunder ["form this ball of energy that represents the ball that you have together"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Or05lU0CRrc:4).
- **["hello friends that i newly made yes of course you can help me uh fight the police"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=mrWvJJzwLlU:10)** — *(Aug 2 · GTA San Andreas, "How friends Come to me in real life")* riffs that beating up "a stupid snake" got him a posse of new NPC friends — ["needed that in real life that is so good that this is real life that you did that"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=mrWvJJzwLlU:15); also ["I didn't know I could sing jazz music."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=mrWvJJzwLlU:2)
- **["So if I eat a McFlurry in McDonald's, enemies will recoil in terror."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=N5t0P2HbyVE:156)** — *(Jul 28 · Shadow of Mordor)* explains the branding mechanic to viewers via McFlurry logic; ["Iedereen die door m'n ogen kan kijken, die hoort bij mij, die zijn door mij geprint."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=N5t0P2HbyVE:199).
- **["Ik wil me net zo voelen als toen Jim Carrey 15 Red Bulls had gedronken in Yes Man."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=J76fFl3wyas:30)** — *(Jul 28 · Shadow of Mordor)* on wanting to "dominate" both gaming and reading; later admits ["I didn't know the microphone was on when I said that"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=J76fFl3wyas:197) and that ["I see connections in music everywhere."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=J76fFl3wyas:155)
- **["dat is een varken dat is een hond dat is een hond"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=iAThT2GSII8:7)** — *(Jul 30 · AC3 Remastered)* names every animal he passes while reading the historical database; spots ["Bergen op zomers in Nederland."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=iAThT2GSII8:58) and self-deprecates over the Franklin entry: ["if that was true I wouldn't be here I'd be in Portugal surrounded by them and you'd be looking at a blank screen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=iAThT2GSII8:138).
- **["Mac-a-rilla, Mac-a-rilla"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=4Kx0PVz0vc8:12)** — *(Jul 30 · GTA III, "Hee makreel Ella!")* a GTA NPC's "I want it to rain mackerel" triggers a Macarena parody tied to his great-grandmother Ella.
- **["Ik heb een auto, ik heb een auto, ik heb een auto, kom maar hier gekke auto."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=5fiOdsF5VI0:0)** — *(Aug 1 · GTA III Definitive)* car-honking wordplay spiraling into nonsense — ["Maar toet-toet is als stoet-toet, dus lijst vanuit stoet als stoet."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=5fiOdsF5VI0:14) and ["Ja man, dat is echt zo raar."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=5fiOdsF5VI0:11)
- **["Kom, we nemen de poed over!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=7f3CxZQFndU:4)** — *(Aug 3 · GTA San Andreas, "Buurt overnemen!")* gleeful gang-territory takeover, hungry for chicken, singing ["Bij de autowasserij!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=7f3CxZQFndU:96), then ["En nu snel naar huis, voordat de volgende puut wordt aangevallen!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=7f3CxZQFndU:102).
- **["Ik heb echt snel even zin in een stukje kip."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=7TUp25m3KIg:8)** — *(Aug 3 · GTA San Andreas, "Buurt overnemen")* same takeover session, Cluckin' Bell cravings; ["Kom, we nemen de voet over!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=7TUp25m3KIg:6) and ["Je gaat me over 200 dollar schieten, man."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=7TUp25m3KIg:11)
- **["Als ik tegen een muur aanspring, overleef ik dat?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=HObfk33RsCw:25)** — *(Jul 30 · GTA V stunt run)* "Victory is mine!" energy, frantic ["Snel!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=HObfk33RsCw:42); apologizes mid-run: ["Sorry, ik moet niet schelden."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=HObfk33RsCw:49)
- **["I'M GOING TO BE A MASSACRE!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=52acDasJ9Uw:6)** — *(Jul 30 · GTA Online)* hyped outbursts plus ["Yes! I am the winner!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=52acDasJ9Uw:10) and a ["BOGO! BOGO! BOGO!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=52acDasJ9Uw:12) chant.
- **["Marco Polo Marco Pogo Marco Polo Marco Pogo"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=b5yR9kCisKk:1)** — *(Jul 30 · GTA V)* a Marco-Polo chant bit, opening with ["Zal ik weer weggaan? Nee, ik voel me niet weggaan."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=b5yR9kCisKk:0).
- **["That low level defeated an extremely powerful one. Holy fuck-a-moly"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=tH1KbmeTfAQ:66)** — *(Aug 2 · Shadow of Mordor)* genuine surprise at an upset — ["He was level 1 and he defeated level 12 or whatever. Whoa"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=tH1KbmeTfAQ:67).
- **["Hallo, je papi is terug!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=lV_nLaq4cTw:4)** — *(Aug 2 · greeting)* an enthusiastic "your daddy is back" hello to the audience, twice over.
- **Smaller reactions:** ["Moet ik een fluit spelen?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=lkIUm-qBXPI:4) *(Jul 28 · Shadow of Mordor, flute jab)*; ["Ik ga dit onthouden en ik vergeet dit nooit."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=C9CBSGG20nc:75) *(Jul 28 · Shadow of Mordor)*; ["Morgen nog een keer proberen."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=t2-ZM5NoP3Q:26) and ["Ik zit zo dicht."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=t2-ZM5NoP3Q:30) *(Aug 3 · Far Cry 3, tired/so-close)*; ["Laat ik het even terugbrengen."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=dCcbfDJKtRk:3) *(Aug 2 · GTA V robbery)*; ["Oh, that's so cool."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=EBPLqBJsym0:19) / ["What an awesome pose"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=EBPLqBJsym0:68) *(Jul 30 · AC3)*; ["In today's one-"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=VlKSJ9cOGI0:0) … ["Thank you for watching."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=VlKSJ9cOGI0:2) *(Jul 30 · AC3 intro/outro fragment)*.

**Silent / minimal:** ~25 gameplay clips with little or no creator commentary — mostly Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor (orc/lore audio), plus Far Cry 3, Red Dead Redemption, GTA V/San Andreas (Definitive), Assassin's Creed III, and unidentified shooter/fire-extinguishing clips (e.g. "How squirrels fly," "Freeing slaves," "Extinguishing fires with my watergun," "Promises").

*Caveat: roughly half the week's videos are pure or near-pure game audio with no recoverable creator speech, and many commentated clips have heavy game-audio bleed; attribution on short English exclamations is uncertain throughout.*


## 2025-W32 — 2025-08-04 .. 2025-08-10 (37 videos)

*A heavy, talky week: two raw direct-to-camera relationship monologues, a Battlefield 1 / WWI absurdist marathon, long WWII book-reading sessions, and Izzy threaded through a stack of Assassin's Creed III cutscenes with off-kilter Dutch riffs.*

Games: Assassin's Creed III Remastered (the week's backbone, mostly silent cutscene clips), Battlefield 1, Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor, Red Dead Redemption, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage (5 near-silent clips), Far Cry 3. Plus WWII history-book + novel readings. Vlogs: 2 (relationship monologues, Dutch).

**The monologues.**
- **["je kan van mij ook nog echt wel een zoenmonster maken"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kZHAdQD9T6M:31)** — *(Aug 09 · Dutch IRL vlog)* a full rant about a six-months-online woman who cut him off at the Groningen train station because he didn't kiss her goodbye; he offers ["je kan van mij ook nog echt wel een zoenmonster maken, gewoon de volgende keer"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kZHAdQD9T6M:31), spirals into a mangled videogame metaphor — ["het net alsof je met Mario zo in de lava springt. Maar nee, wacht, dat is Pac-Man"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kZHAdQD9T6M:55) — and concludes ["dat vind ik ook onzin en dat moet ook stoppen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kZHAdQD9T6M:90).
- **["Alsof Forever een soort van cheatcode is voor het einde"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=-Pw2IYBH0r8:61)** — *(Aug 09 · Dutch IRL vlog)* mocks film-couples who vow eternal love and then stall out; claims he himself keeps growing — ["lijkt het wel alsof ik er dingen bij heb gekregen in mijn persoonlijkheid, van zeven verschillende soorten mensen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=-Pw2IYBH0r8:21) — and likens doomed relationships to ["een soort crashplane die in de Twin Towers neerstort"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=-Pw2IYBH0r8:49).

**Battlefield 1 & the World Wars.**
- **["Wij leren altijd over de tweede wereldoorlog, nooit over de eerste"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=xI7vrNeL_eo:367)** — *(Aug 05 · Battlefield 1)* near-continuous absurdist BF1 commentary; genuinely moved that school only ever taught WWII — ["Ik heb nog nooit iets gehoord over de eerste wereldoorlog... Dit is eigenlijk echt super speciaal"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=xI7vrNeL_eo:367) — invents a self-training logic ["Dit is mijn training. Dus als ik het train wordt, dan ben ik het beste van de hele wereld"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=xI7vrNeL_eo:112), and tacks on an out-of-nowhere ["dat is mijn review van Netflix eigenlijk"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=xI7vrNeL_eo:455).
- **["in mijn echte leven... Wereldoorlog 1. Waarin er geen kans aan overleefd is"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=aEdEq5mk_Fw:228)** — *(Aug 05 · Battlefield 1, same session)* a darker pass on the WW1 bit, wishing someone could explain his real life so it would feel ["wat minder echt... als Wereldoorlog 1"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=aEdEq5mk_Fw:228), reusing the training gag — ["als ik gestraind word, dan ben ik het beste van de hele wereld"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=aEdEq5mk_Fw:111).
- **["Vergeet je brokkoli niet!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=zWZOJBMk7Ts:24)** — *(Aug 05 · Battlefield 1)* short, chaotic clip of war-shouts dissolving into food non-sequiturs — ["Schep je aardpoe-puree op!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=zWZOJBMk7Ts:9) — capped by a broccoli command, ["Vergeet je brokkoli niet!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=zWZOJBMk7Ts:24).

**The WWII readings.**
- **["Waarom niet? Waarom deden ze het niet?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0sLTAAWXH4M:59)** — *(Aug 10 · WWII book read)* reads a Dutch WWII history book aloud, breaking from the text to plead with the appeasing powers — ["de wereld was geschokt maar de grote mogendheden zitten ze gewoon stil gewoon niks te doen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0sLTAAWXH4M:57) — then notices an absurd overlap with his game: ["Net in het spel zochten ze naar dark crystal en hier... in de Tweede Wereldoorlog kwam er ook een crystal voorbij"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0sLTAAWXH4M:84).
- **["Ik wil zo niet lezen jongens, dat vind ik heel saai lezen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=1IY3KMrrPsk:72)** — *(Aug 10 · WWII book read)* a second reading session he openly resents (I don't want to read like this, it's boring), goofing through it with ["Wacht, ik ga je lezen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=1IY3KMrrPsk:137).
- **["What the fuck does she even likes to talk to him"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uiT96oyJrsk:120)** — *(Aug 09 · reading 'Trust' by Chris Hammer)* mostly voicing the crime novel, but opens with ["Ik wil niet stoppen met praten"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uiT96oyJrsk:0) and erupts at a plot twist — ["Oh my god. Oh my god."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uiT96oyJrsk:117).

**Assassin's Creed III — the riffs.**
- **["Ik wou dat er meer spellen waren in het Nederlands"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=d2AYr4sscSo:131)** — *(Aug 06 · AC3)* wishes Far Cry 3 and Assassin's Creed had Dutch voice acting and dreams of voicing one himself — ["Wens ik dat ik een stem mag inspreken... Maar dan moet ik wel eerst een lichaam hebben"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=d2AYr4sscSo:137) — and signs off ["That's all folks, God bless you, and I'll see you in the next video"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=d2AYr4sscSo:164). Reprised the same day in [NeOo6yEK_Y8](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=NeOo6yEK_Y8:31).
- **["Ik ben een pijlpinda! Rotterdam!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=1GdEMWzqups:157)** — *(Aug 07 · AC3)* invented-word nonsense (arrow-peanut) plus a bone-marrow audience poll — ["Hebben jullie wel eens een mergpijp leeggezogen?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=1GdEMWzqups:89) — and a random ["Omdat je dit niet kan doen in Angry Birds"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=1GdEMWzqups:113).
- **["Stomme slang, ik ben geen slang en mijn moeder is ook geen slang"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6aGz1MesStc:38)** — *(Aug 06 · AC3)* a sprawling denial that he — or his mother, opa, oma, or neefje — is a snake, triggered by something in-game.
- **["Log, log, it's better than bad, it's good, it's log"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=4t5h02hR-gg:116)** — *(Aug 08 · AC3)* a tired 3am sleep-math monologue — ["Ik voel me echt af van mijn ogen zo"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=4t5h02hR-gg:22) — plus an aside to ["I swear, Chris, I don't think you guys are going to fucking catch me tonight"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=4t5h02hR-gg:23) before slipping into the Ren & Stimpy "Log" song.
- **["Ik wens dat ze het spel niet meer remasteren"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=NvhD-td2MWg:0)** — *(Aug 08 · AC3)* argues remasters shouldn't be called remasters at all, then commits to a personal rule — ["Ik wil overal met mijn rechtervoet eerst oplopen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=NvhD-td2MWg:40).
- **["Mijn leven is best wel leeg"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=s_09lQ_udCw:257)** — *(Aug 04 · AC3)* mostly cutscenes, but a flat self-aside (my life is pretty empty) lands amid in-game musings; also ["Maar ik moet Ede gaan maken"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=s_09lQ_udCw:2).
- **["Dit in het echt doen!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=e-3J8H9Zb4M:2)** — *(Aug 09 · AC3)* the week's running catchphrase (doing this in real life!), here paired with ["Ik vind jagen echt heel erg leuk"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=e-3J8H9Zb4M:38) and a ["Ray William Johnson?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=e-3J8H9Zb4M:53) pun on target William Johnson; spun off into its own clip [EILx4vzcuTc](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=EILx4vzcuTc:10) ("dit is het echte" on loop).

**Shadow of Mordor.**
- **["Hij is een valsspeler en hij kan niet tegen zijn verlies"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Y5ve0Nq5G0o:189)** — *(Aug 09 · Shadow of Mordor)* narrates a game of stoelendans (musical chairs) against the Grogg boss, declaring himself winner and the monster a sore-loser cheat; cheers ["Dat was echt geweldig!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Y5ve0Nq5G0o:87) after a clean kill.
- **["Ik neem altijd de credit op in de hoop dat... het allemaal gratis wordt"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=w6AF4OdJiEg:122)** — *(Aug 09 · Shadow of Mordor)* watches the credits hoping the devs will make the game free, plus a candid reaction to dramatic game audio — ["Ik wens dat ik een vriendin heb die zulke seksgeluiden maakt"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=w6AF4OdJiEg:118).

**Red Dead Redemption.**
- **["abigail jack de dingen die ik voor jullie doe"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ojQFxiKxYrA:104)** — *(Aug 09 · Red Dead Redemption)* gripes about everything he does for the in-game characters and taunts an NPC — ["Raak verdwaald, mafketel!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ojQFxiKxYrA:102) — and a deadpan ["je maakt een grapje is dit waar het naartoe gekomen is"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ojQFxiKxYrA:103). A second short clip is just the reaction ["Stop daarmee! Jij mutant!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uD9AFZRVm0s:1).

**Lost Records & a lemonade gospel.**
- **["Rooskwarts, tijgeroog, lapis lazuli... Ik had vroeger ook allemaal van dit soort stenen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=z2TDSKcOjGM:96)** — *(Aug 10 · Lost Records: Bloom & Rage)* reacts to in-game gemstones with a memory of collecting stones, fights stick drift — ["The stick is moving in all sides, I can't..."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=z2TDSKcOjGM:68) — and detours into a James-Bond/f-stop camera lecture: ["I haven't touched the camera in a long time... let's talk about this James Bond thing, the diaphragma"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=z2TDSKcOjGM:196).
- **["have you ever felt like how happy you could feel from lemonade"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=SXuMjPRjI7E:49)** — *(Aug 10 · Lost Records: Bloom & Rage)* interrupts the opening cutscene to dismiss diet trends — ["i don't buy anything if everyone says it... you just all stop eating meat or something"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=SXuMjPRjI7E:44) — and evangelize lemonade as an energy source.

**Loose absurdism.**
- **["I wanna FROG FROG FROG"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=rzJQ7NJ1Lpc:18)** — *(Aug 07 · short clip)* 23 seconds of chaos: nonsense singing ["Door mijn barbemoe"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=rzJQ7NJ1Lpc:11), a hard ["Oké, dit gaan we niet doen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=rzJQ7NJ1Lpc:16), and repeated FROG-shouting.
- **["This is the end of the video, thank you for watching"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=KlZIRG8ynNs:93)** — *(Aug 09 · Shadow of Mordor)* an otherwise-silent clip notable only for an outro and an immediate ["Fuckin' cunt."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=KlZIRG8ynNs:94).
- **["Ik krijg altijd slaap en ik krijg altijd rust"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Iq-J4IMFGAg:0)** — *(Aug 08 · AC3)* a two-line fragment on always feeling sleepy and rested — ["En dat geloof ik"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Iq-J4IMFGAg:1).

**Silent / minimal:** ~13 clips with little or no creator commentary — five Lost Records: Bloom & Rage story sessions (8-wpw4cSeQU, Rw1MZ8lhUpY, S0-c86bN9vg, SM1lBXt0Kgw, xdkMbjzlcxg), AC3 cutscene-only clips (BTEYwRyu66A, JImx2vvpDiw, q7yXYRp1wV0, DMMcXXWmCWA), Far Cry 3 Classic (I5WY4U-sVcs), and Red Dead Redemption Undead Nightmare (eoYIpiJLpgs) — plus a brief Dutch interjection in AC3 ["Ik wil wel mijn vrienden helpen en mijn allies ook"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=DMMcXXWmCWA:34).

*Caveat: most gameplay clips carry heavy game-audio bleed under a single speaker tag, so creator attribution on the AC3 / RDR / Mordor / Lost Records clips rests on the Dutch lines and tonal breaks; the WWII and 'Trust' videos are largely Izzy reading aloud rather than his own words, and several of the shortest clips (EILx4vzcuTc, uD9AFZRVm0s, Iq-J4IMFGAg, rzJQ7NJ1Lpc) are too sparse to fully contextualize.*


## 2025-W33 — 2025-08-11 .. 2025-08-17 (128 videos)

*A flood week: dozens of short clips where Izzy talks over Dead by Daylight, Battlefield 1, Sonic Frontiers, Shadow of Mordor and AC3 — recurring threads being "victory is mine" PC-overheat defiance, blaming "meneer Allah" for never teaching him the Quran in Dutch, a circular Barbie/Ken love theory, and a string of "ik geloof niet in…" one-liners.*

Games: Dead by Daylight (~35 clips, many silent), Battlefield 1 (~25), Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor (~12, mostly pure orc audio), Sonic Frontiers (~10), Assassin's Creed III Remastered (~9), plus Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, GTA: San Andreas DE, Battlefield-as-backdrop. Vlogs/monologues: ~20 talking-to-camera.

**"Victory is mine" (the PC-overheat defiance arc).** Same incident retold across at least five clips: his PC overheated and shut itself off right as he was about to finish "repair three generators."
- **["Victory is mine… And then it just turned off itself"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=2WIQNNuepdA:2)** — *(Aug 13 · DbD/survival)* the origin telling, signed ["My name, Ismail Mohammed Salahuddin, victory is mine"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=2WIQNNuepdA:10), framed via the Skyrim shout ["just like in Skyrim I have the shout it's called band will and you will obey"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=2WIQNNuepdA:25).
- **["Allah can suck my dick… victory is mine"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6bhEnjPKLDI:12)** — *(Aug 13 · DbD)* the most profane version; insists Jesus, God and Allah ["are obsessed by me… like little creeps"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6bhEnjPKLDI:21), then flips to pure joy when a survivor escapes — ["Whoa! She escaped! She escaped!… I'm so happy"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6bhEnjPKLDI:57).
- **["you will obey"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XKZy4V8Is1k:25)** — *(Aug 13 · gaming)* same Skyrim Bend Will metaphor, claiming his hand stings because ["they cannot stand me saying these things"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XKZy4V8Is1k:19).
- **["the game is gonna keep running… you will obey"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=dmla20N9WY8:7)** & a near-identical retell at *(Aug 13 · DbD)* ["My name, Ismail Mohammed Salahuddin, victory is mine"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ZpwdniWKj-4:9).

**Religion & identity (the big theme).**
- **["Allah, meneer Allah, sir, als je boodschap zo belangrijk is"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=GxTaVkCQF-U:49)** — *(Aug 14 · Dutch vlog)* blames Allah personally for never teaching him the Quran's meaning in Dutch (Mr Allah, sir, if your message is so important) — ["Waarom leer je ons dan niet deze kleine dingetjes?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=9b3WM7Re4DE:45) — concluding ["alle schuld is aan Allah"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=GxTaVkCQF-U:93). Re-told as the "why so serious" video (9b3WM7Re4DE).
- **["Dit spel heet Bloedpunten… ik voel me zo zwak nu ik mijn bloedpunt heb uitgegeven"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=9b3WM7Re4DE:54)** — *(Aug 14 · DbD/vlog)* claims spending Dead by Daylight blood points makes him physically weaker in real life, like buying health in Skyrim makes him more vital.
- **["If Allah does not give me the message in my own language, and not in a fun way, then how am I going to do this?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=O5H8SSIZ88g:99)** — *(Aug 17 · Battlefield 1)* the in-game line "man makes plans and God laughs" sets off a sprawling monologue, plus a tangent that his father absorbed a "bad father" personality from Assassin's Creed 3, and that cleaning the fridge gave him energy — ["my blood flow started flowing… i had more energy when i just cleaned the refrigerator"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=O5H8SSIZ88g:79).
- **["Allah is iemand die altijd met je meekijkt maar voor de helft naar je luistert"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XXgUbMnsgOQ:8)** — *(Aug 12 · Dutch vlog)* argues Allah always watches but only half-listens, proof being ["ik heb geen één kans gemist in mijn leven"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XXgUbMnsgOQ:19).
- **["G brother loud"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=W88jWJ9fZeM:36)** — *(Aug 13 · vlog)* invented etymology: "Jesus Christ" = "G sister" (christ=silent, sis=sister), but ["I'm not silent, I'm loud, because I'm allowed to do what I want, when I want"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=W88jWJ9fZeM:35), so he rebrands as G brother. Cross-references his DbD crow theory — ["It's a crow that's loud"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=bEdeUjKwdeA:85).
- **["the Qur'an says, I'm going to make it clear for everyone"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=OCD_6StWOBA:8)** — *(Aug 14 · DbD)* Quran is the "more updated, clearer" version; purpose-as-YouTuber bit via Family Guy — ["you know what really grinds my gears and what my purpose is is to hear that and then say you know what really makes me sad"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=OCD_6StWOBA:20).
- **["my review of the job verse in the bible"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=EAXsEkqrXTY:136)** — *(Aug 13 · DbD)* riffs on Job accepting God's evasive answers; ["I feel like Moses when I'm walking… I have been untouched by any killer"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0qtwuwPD-wE:143).
- **["You can read the Bible with Peter Griffin's voice"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0qtwuwPD-wE:238)** — *(Aug 13 · DbD)* same session where he admits ["I also smashed my completion controller, and I broke everything new again"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=bEdeUjKwdeA:5) and reads Genesis in cowboy voice, coining ["the creed yapping thing… because of a cowboy voice"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=XlaRyzlYTMQ:28).
- **["I read the Quran in a certain way, like this in Arabic… bismillahirrahmanirrahim"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=I1sx6LPjXGs:90)** — *(Aug 13 · DbD)* reads aloud from the novel *Trust* then demonstrates his Al-Fatiha recitation; aside: ["I wish people would flirt like that with me"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=I1sx6LPjXGs:81).
- **["Dat was leuk om te lezen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=8VlLf9t_EmM:13)** — *(Aug 13 · DbD)* reads a Dutch Quran passage aloud, then "that was fun to read."

**The Barbie / Ken love theory.** A circular Dutch wordplay (ken = "Ken" but also "know"): Barbie loves whoever knows her.
- **["De sleutel is ken-nee"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ErbAtfaDlWk:4)** — *(Aug 13 · vlog)* spirals into self-loathing — ["alle tijd die hier aan verspild is, ik zweer dit op Allah… die wil ik terug"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ErbAtfaDlWk:34) — ending ["Disgusting, vagelek. Wat een teringzooi"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ErbAtfaDlWk:46).
- **["wie haar kent en wie geïnteresseerd is in haar… daar houdt ze van"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=GUxiB3nAKEs:39)** — *(Aug 13 · vlog)* the Barbie-movie version of the same theory, opening ["Echt, die stomme riedeltjesmaker, jongen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=GUxiB3nAKEs:0).
- **["een Barbie die mij leuk vindt omdat ik haar ken"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=9A5xXw2IMyE:18)** — *(Aug 13 · vlog)* adds ["mysterie is het allerdomste wat er is. En dat vindt zij ook"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=9A5xXw2IMyE:22) and ["We willen altijd bij elkaar zijn"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=9A5xXw2IMyE:21).
- **["one year ago me doesn't recognize today's me"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kyW4D_7Krgg:11)** — *(Aug 13 · vlog)* the earnest English version: ["that is what i want my barbie to be like because i developed so much as a person"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kyW4D_7Krgg:8).
- **["it's ridiculous ridiculous ridiculous"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=mn0IOb7np8A:76)** — *(Aug 13 · vlog over AC audio)* mocks the "keep mystery to keep attraction" rule via Pulp Fiction's "say what again," landing on ["That is how I want my Barbie and I don't want any other Barbie"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=mn0IOb7np8A:60).
- **["Wat een treurig leven is dit eigenlijk"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=xvZeB8D37r8:102)** — *(Aug 13 · AC, prison level)* the "key" → "ken" version, breaking down into ["wat een onzin en alle tijd die hier aan verspild is ik zweer dit op allah"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=xvZeB8D37r8:91).

**The "ik geloof niet in…" running bit (things he doesn't believe in).**
- **["Sacrifice betekent overgeven in het Nederlands. En dat is gewoon in een wc-pot"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=qPRy1qiM0lE:2)** — *(Aug 16 · Shadow of Mordor)* doesn't believe in sacrifice, ["de schaduw… de entity"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=qPRy1qiM0lE:23), ["empathie en… medeleven"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=qPRy1qiM0lE:18).
- **["Ik geloof niet in hulpverleners"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=JGOieUzXbT8:4)** — *(Aug 16 · Shadow of Mordor)* skeptical of care workers — ["waar ze nou op zitten te wachten om het eindelijk goed te doen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=JGOieUzXbT8:2).
- **["Ik geloof niet in elektrische auto's"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=fWmLnG40ml4:0)** & ["Ik geloof niet in begeleiders"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=fWmLnG40ml4:2) — *(Aug 16 · Shadow of Mordor)* electric cars and supervisors (also reprised solo in UNnIn-EH3a4).
- **["Placebo effect… is eigenlijk heel erg anti-wetenschap"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=lLCFmnQ0EQI:8)** — *(Aug 16 · vlog)* placebo is anti-science fantasy, ["een placebo effect is eigenlijk gewoon verbeelding en fantasie"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=lLCFmnQ0EQI:10) (also the one-line TQBSLsU9zW0).
- **["I do not believe in social media"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Gv58VmsJRrM:28)** — *(Aug 16 · vlog)* ["It's super complicated, way too many reactions and emotions on it… to be fun and social"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Gv58VmsJRrM:25).

**DbD philosophizing & absurdist bits.**
- **["in my real life i am in an alliance with crows"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=dr9--7u-v74:16)** — *(Aug 13 · DbD)* crows as witch familiars / ["uav for the witches"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=dr9--7u-v74:46), accepting in-game death — ["if this is the end, then so be it, but I learned a lot"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=dr9--7u-v74:38).
- **["i'm going to… make one big loving muppet show out of heaven if i get there"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=038WUT8iz8Q:24)** — *(Aug 14 · DbD)* the "fruit of the world" fruit-schedule rant, lamenting ["i'm 29 years old and i ended up doing it wrong for 29 years old"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=038WUT8iz8Q:73). Expanded in C6IHmL1rxHw with the Corey Wayne bit — ["he's trustable because his last name is Wayne, just like Bruce Wayne from Batman"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=C6IHmL1rxHw:14) — and Fallout-4-as-voodoo for his father — ["I called the character the name of my father… giving him all these perks"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=C6IHmL1rxHw:63).
- **["I recently learned that I have to eat five times as much… just ate four burgers for lunch"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0qtwuwPD-wE:70)** — *(Aug 13 · DbD)* the McDonald's-cheeseburgers fix for undereating (echoed in EAXsEkqrXTY via SpongeBob crabby patties).
- **["does clint eastwood ever laugh at nothing no he doesn't"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=7p-3Segv3Xo:37)** — *(Aug 13 · DbD)* "try not to laugh is unnatural" plus the neighbor who flushed the toilet whenever he plated his food — ["every time i was cooking food he would go to the toilet… He would always flush the toilet"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ejAr15twFPY:62). Same small-tasks framing — ["wat je moet doen is kleine taakjes"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=7p-3Segv3Xo:25), ["this is a great game for me to deal with this real life shit"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=7p-3Segv3Xo:80) — repeated across g3Hpc-yl6qA, ejAr15twFPY.
- **["I am a bifish… but I'm actually heterofish"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=K1Rp1B6kCms:80)** — *(Aug 13 · DbD)* newcomer confusion about the "evil in the sky," resolving ["Don't choose to be silent, choose to be LOUD!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=K1Rp1B6kCms:146). The darker companion clip imagines catching a resurrected Jesus — ["i'll catch jesus and i would first harvest a blood calf"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=QUI08bIAwFU:173).
- **["Ik ben zo blij dat er een poppetje is die nagel bijt"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ccRmFZ9YXT0:60)** — *(Aug 14 · DbD)* deeply identifies with nail-biting survivor Dwight after a SpongeBob-movie lore tangent — ["That is the best movie ever made. And I watched it… in Dutch"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ccRmFZ9YXT0:4). Echoed in the "open hart integriteit" pre-game intro — ["tier betekent dier in het Duits. En het topdier is altijd de leeuw"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=hotoq90grPk:5).
- **["one of your family members called me to repair your generator… i will do it for free if you let me go"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=FStaKXVXxZc:22)** — *(Aug 14 · DbD)* repairman-bit while training his "intuition" by counting the killer's travel time — ["Ik ben gefocust en zelfverdekend. Ik voel mijn bloedverlies"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=FStaKXVXxZc:16).
- **["grass speed gets delivered at your doorstep and it doesn't stop… i mean that in a good way"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=UHTE_ISEEAo:6)** — *(Aug 14 · DbD)* a looping chant that is basically the whole clip.
- **["masha masha masha"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=1rE6Zfyc_2A:4)** — *(Aug 13 · DbD)* reluctantly has to ["shout someone's name like really loud"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=1rE6Zfyc_2A:3).
- **["I wish eating was so easy as pancake recipe"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=G-MALdbzTgw:6)** — *(Aug 14 · DbD)* a brief sad note about being left behind — expanded into the full ["god made everything in the bible as easy… as baking pancakes"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=VEK8az4C3fs:1) bit with ["lekker eieren klutsen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=VEK8az4C3fs:4).

**Battlefield 1 commentary bits.**
- **["Ontplof nou eens een keer alsof je erom geeft"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ngr6zkNo0_g:10)** — *(Aug 11 · BF1)* yells at a non-exploding object to "blow up like you actually care" (gives a8u4plyJ_To and JlJh3d3jZeg their titles too).
- **["Bob de Tankbouwer, kunnen wij het maken?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=JlJh3d3jZeg:193)** — *(Aug 11 · BF1)* a Bob the Builder parody mid-combat, plus turning tactical advice into ["dat is dus hoe ik vrouwen moet versieren"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=JlJh3d3jZeg:213).
- **["Ik ben niet echt een citroen, maar ik praat als een citroen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Cue5__q_lGk:117)** — *(Aug 11 · BF1 tank mission)* "I am a lemon" bit, plus a sincere ["Hij bestaat toch niet"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Cue5__q_lGk:200) and ["Wat een leuk wapen!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Cue5__q_lGk:225).
- **["Er is de Duitse van Loch Ness, ik heb hem gepakt!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=FI5iAJh6IiI:3)** — *(Aug 11 · BF1)* triumphantly bags "the German of Loch Ness," his nickname for an elusive enemy.
- **["Ik maak je ogen springen uit"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=9EFg7-IuvWo:1)** — *(Aug 12 · BF1)* threatens to make an enemy's eyes pop out, then ["POTS!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=9EFg7-IuvWo:9).
- **["Mag ik nu twee minuten stilte doen hiervoor?… En dat waren de 10 minuten"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=1ozXzB8sO_o:200)** — *(Aug 12 · BF1)* a mock two-minute silence that "lasted ten minutes," plus complaining the audio hurts his ear — ["Hou op met mij doof te maken… kreeg ik zo'n steek in mijn oor"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=1ozXzB8sO_o:208) (also in jQjoqd19sOw, alongside ["Ik heb echt zoveel respect voor al deze soldaten"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jQjoqd19sOw:4)).
- **["Hey enemyfighter, wil je met me trouwen?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=F-IB_wCrMlk:219)** — *(Aug 11 · BF1 aerial)* proposes marriage to an enemy plane.
- **["It is going to be such a long mission to make me accustomed… to listening to beautiful sounding women"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=akXOKyRwDbg:3)** — *(Aug 11 · BF1)* prompted by a female game voice; retold across CBlIv02wESg and Onz5hGGs51I.
- **["De stier die geeft geen melk… maar heineke bier"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=38tgOKiyUU4:80)** — *(Aug 16 · BF1)* improvised desert-bull song, plus ["Never say die certainly not five times in ten seconds"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=38tgOKiyUU4:109).
- **["women are also not cows women are also not elephants"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=4Wzyq30kdkQ:2)** — *(Aug 16 · BF1)* short bit insisting ["No woman is a swine no woman is a pig"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=4Wzyq30kdkQ:1).
- **["Can I not be an orange?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=5JpBXo0DNRg:32)** — *(Aug 15 · BF1)* wants orange as his team color, switching to Dutch — ["Kan ik geen… Sinezappel zijn?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=5JpBXo0DNRg:35).
- **["Ik hoop dat ik een Wilson vriend krijg en dat ik een Wilson vriend kan zijn"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=yHLuyODjbjo:76)** — *(Aug 12 · BF1)* moved by the Wilson storyline, ending ["Dat was echt heel vet"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=yHLuyODjbjo:147); also ["soms lijkt het wel alsof mensen liever willen dat ik lieg"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=yHLuyODjbjo:142).
- **["Daarvoor ga ik eens ontslagen worden bij echt twintig baantjes"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uueKwSes1LE:146)** — *(Aug 12 · BF1)* his habit of running ahead would get him fired from twenty jobs; honor-via-Brad-Pitt-movie tangent — ["this is honor… it's like in that movie with Fred Pitt"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uueKwSes1LE:107).

**Other games & vlogs.**
- **["Natuurlijk kan ik dat. Ik kan alles. Het is mijn verjaardag"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=GlZwxrIKWPo:69)** — *(Aug 12 · AC3)* April 19 (Battle of Lexington) is his birthday — ["Dat is mijn verjaardag, dat is mijn verjaardag. 19 april"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=GlZwxrIKWPo:8).
- **["my father was a way better person before red dead redemption… i also see still marston in him"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=UAuDi_LEaJU:118)** — *(Aug 17 · AC3/RDR vlog)* blames games for his father's personality, and pitches a WW2 Assassin's Creed — ["what if the assassin was not a soldier but it's in a city where there are soldiers"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=c8OXwOhqhGU:0) (also its own clip c8OXwOhqhGU).
- **["Freedom is an invitation for chaos? Well, I strongly disagree"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=rJdRm6lBFJY:183)** — *(Aug 16 · AC3)* argues with Haytham's Templar lines, ["you would almost want to rip the tv off the wall"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=rJdRm6lBFJY:166).
- **["20 years missed relationships… it's actually very shallow"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PXjYM8jWZCw:157)** — *(Aug 13 · AC3)* an Achilles line triggers a personal reflection on confusion and loneliness — ["now after the whole um the whole world unraveled uh now i can finally say this"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PXjYM8jWZCw:165).
- **["I don't know exactly where all the spoons… belongs"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=8Cf3WE6U_fA:28)** — *(Aug 16 · AC3)* domestic-cutlery ramble plus ["I say a lot do do do, but there's nothing do do about me and you"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=8Cf3WE6U_fA:79) (re-told in -vQUxIpQZH4, ending ["I'm just gonna stop, because… It's not going ex… exactly perfect"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=-vQUxIpQZH4:66)).
- **["I think Quentin Tarantino should stop doing that, I don't enjoy it"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=G_PaDq5f8RQ:15)** — *(Aug 17 · vlog)* critiques Hateful Eight / Pulp Fiction racial contrasts, then self-development — ["I just want to have a strong background that I can always talk from"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=G_PaDq5f8RQ:120).
- **["This video is one sentence"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uJGXn9MPS7Q:9)** — *(Aug 11 · vlog)* a phantom song dissolved his ["need to talk about what is lost and why i'm never gonna go to party again"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uJGXn9MPS7Q:3), leaving him ["blooming and reaching… and it just doesn't stop"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uJGXn9MPS7Q:11).
- **["je leven is gewoon echt struikelen richting de game over. Altijd"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=M01_1ji_Lvw:109)** — *(Aug 12 · Dutch vlog)* "chance-fearing" monologue on divine fear in the moment — ["De manier voor God of Allah om je bang te maken is altijd in het moment"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=IMj9iEqJVkc:1) — and missing a date for not kissing on the first date (twin clip IMj9iEqJVkc).
- **["Is dat niet een beetje gemeen?… Ik wou er eigenlijk niet tussen door praten"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0EwbrdPBBMQ:48)** — *(Aug 16 · Lost Records bg)* reads a Dutch history book on the Nazi leadership aloud, pausing over whether it's fair to call Eva Braun "insignificant," ending ["Ik heb super zin om te eten, dus ik ga het hier beëindigen. Bedankt voor het luisteren"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0EwbrdPBBMQ:167).
- **["ik blijf eigenlijk nog hier in de kamer"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=pAtxIHP6nss:47)** — *(Aug 11 · Lost Records)* theatrically agonizes over the "don't move" prompt — ["Ik neem spelletjes echt best wel serieus"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=pAtxIHP6nss:50).
- **Sonic Frontiers asides** — *(Aug 12–17)* mostly game audio, but: ["Ik hou van bruggen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=BMT2PImihsk:30), ["al die stomme dimensies, die moeten gewoon eindigen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=hF9YNcEZBCs:30) + ["Hoe kom ik uit de cyberspace? Want ik zit er al zo lang in"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=hF9YNcEZBCs:35), ["Chicken world"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=8nS3DrGHYqA:7), and a delighted ["They call it waiting… I love that"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=YJEo9laPqaI:63).
- **Shadow of Mordor asides** — *(Aug 12–16)* ["Ik ben Pappie"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=3YzGhRXw8dE:123) / ["Ik ben het kind. Ik ben het mens. Ik ben het persoon van het huis…"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=_kN9UtK4oHE:6) self-introduction litany (also VRy62u8-SDw, uCcpgj0OmU0), plus a Pikachu sneeze quip — ["Dat is niet Pikachu, maar ik moest gewoon nezen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=CuJNPU35Jc0:81).

**Silent / minimal:** roughly 35 clips with no usable creator commentary — pure orc/NPC audio (Shadow of Mordor: 0EK6YQkkHRo, CySstHevAjo, itDhQ3839UQ, m_DPLmhh0tQ, v-wuH_imX8k, Z54Vsbs2-HY, rkWBVaBFTM8), Battlefield 1 game/music audio (2-kZ4gyvNP4, 84bYOpdDzOo, jsdkiX5SqkE, f2civBBBk-4, GzyUhDxLl-w, HshnTkkVVw8, nlrqvLFFd-M, tsgp_XOZgRs, yM6WjWR0JWY, ZSL_jkMzcEk, z35opdHE3Zo), AC3 cutscenes (hCLJlIt8p8g, ntwar74RxYQ, V8hgsPVajDM, JelrKalxeD4), DbD lore/empty (0BVs1goPBCU, 7vIO0Gt_1ds, BM3_pTpDIU4, EUW-HLuF2jA, ju6LAhDSxes, KyQziHfx-OA, mvRal7WTP60, TqqUmn9t5dA, trjbDIYcuHU, vVj7xJqxtJk, X0bbAEIDH_s, XMm-OcTETb0), Sonic Frontiers (JH6OqHgQLwA, qqNqvSvJtME, SXHxhmZUitc), and assorted near-empty transcripts (Livmk_qVJjA, KPiXoFQ5tgs, awLNkIzqOik).

*Caveat: a very large, low-signal week — most of the 128 clips are short or dominated by game audio, with the same handful of monologues (victory-is-mine, meneer-Allah, Barbie/Ken, intuition/small-tasks) retold across many near-duplicate uploads. Several clips are entirely English despite the Dutch channel, and speaker attribution under heavy game-audio bleed (Battlefield, AC3, Shadow of Mordor) is shaky in places; only lines confidently attributable to Izzy are quoted above.*


## 2025-W34 — 2025-08-20 .. 2025-08-24 (31 videos)

*An all-Dead-by-Daylight week carried by a cluster of rambling Dutch monologues — fairness as a Dwight Fairfield pun, a re-definition of "never lucky," a Thriller parody, and a coined nonsense word "lariku" — buried in a pile of near-silent gameplay clips.*

Games: Dead by Daylight (the entire week, ~26 clips, most near-silent), GTA V (3 silent/minimal clips), Battlefield 1 (1), Call of Duty (1). Vlogs: 0.

**The monologues (all in-game, Dead by Daylight).**

- **["Mijn fair, mijn eerlijkheid komt uit precaution"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0hO-1uV5WZI:38)** — *(Aug 21 · DbD as Dwight Fairfield)* notices he got chest-opening points without finishing the chest — ["toen ik de kist los liet, stond er bovenin, u krijgt punten voor het openen van de kist"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0hO-1uV5WZI:11) — and refuses to exploit it, punning on his character's name. His brand of fair, he insists, ["komt uit precaution, uit voorzichtigheid"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0hO-1uV5WZI:38), and is therefore ["anders dan die van Batman, The Dark Knight van Harvey Dent... dus dat is een goede fair, toch?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0hO-1uV5WZI:68) (different from Harvey Dent's in The Dark Knight... so that's a good fair, right?).
- **["We hebben Saddam Hussein gered, jongens"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=p66rPhYtZko:8)** — *(Aug 21 · DbD)* the fairness bit again (["Mijn fair, mijn eerlijkheid, komt uit precaution, uit voorzichtigheid"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=p66rPhYtZko:49)), opening with an out-of-nowhere ["We hebben Saddam Hussein gered, jongens. We hebben hem gered."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=p66rPhYtZko:8), then pivots into his "never lucky" theory: ["Ik moet echt anders nadenken over never lucky. Als ik zie never lucky, betekent dat niet dat je nooit gelukkig bent"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=p66rPhYtZko:97).
- **["never lucky"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=zipfjNEFxII:27), fully theorized** — *(Aug 21 · DbD)* the longest sit-down: ["als ik zie never lucky, dan zou ik niet denken, je bent nooit, je zult nooit gelukkig zijn"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=zipfjNEFxII:27) — reframed as going in with full confidence only to get shut down cold (illustrated with an enthusiastic-phone-call-to-a-dismissive-girlfriend analogy). Same video pivots to people with malice who can flip to kindness — ["En volgens mij is de kwaadheid in haar hart goed geworden. Dat kan dus ook gebeuren."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=zipfjNEFxII:76) — and includes a Dutch Thriller parody sung over the chase (["Deze haak ken ik nog niet, ik ga ernaar, aah, ja, ja, oh, oh, oké"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=zipfjNEFxII:60)).
- **["Wat een lariku"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=HQgWWanCh9Q:0)** — *(Aug 24 · DbD)* coins a nonsense word for the self-confidence paradox — needing confidence to face someone, but having to face them to get the confidence: ["het zelfvertrouwen om iets te doen maar dat je dan iets moet gaan doen iemand tegenover iemand"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=3tpncXWrxOA:0) — ["moet gaan staan zonder zelfvertrouwen om daarmee het zelfvertrouwen te krijgen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=3tpncXWrxOA:1). Spelled "larikoe" in [one cut](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=QozCu8CGR8o:0), it ends each time with a hard ["Dat stopt nu!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=HQgWWanCh9Q:3). Recurs across three near-identical Aug 24 clips.

**Religion bit.**

- **["Ik geloof dat Jezus de waarheid vertelde"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=KliLFHuZ27Y:0)** — *(Aug 22 · DbD)* a single deadpan Dutch line — I believe Jesus told the truth — dropped twice across the day's clips ([again here](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PlfsSXZUFRQ:3)), immediately followed by an unrelated ["What the fuck is this?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PlfsSXZUFRQ:4) and a ["Ah, verdorie!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PlfsSXZUFRQ:29).

**The underdog / save-the-teammate creed.**

- **["Ik ben voor de underdogs"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=qa4iWAO5TtQ:4)** — *(Aug 20–21 · DbD as survivor)* his stated DbD philosophy: ["Ik moet loskomen, de overlevers zullen moeten winnen van mij. De underdog moet winnen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=qa4iWAO5TtQ:3), capped ["Ik ben altijd voor de underdog"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=qa4iWAO5TtQ:5). Restated in English: ["No matter if I'm gonna get knocked down, it's still the best thing... to always try to save the person"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=EN1iKVxeMvE:50), with the triumphant ["Ik heb het overleeft!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=EN1iKVxeMvE:71) / ["Ja, ja, ik ben ontsnapt"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=EN1iKVxeMvE:3).
- **["Ik moet je redden!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=D4SGEo2jZY8:25)** — *(Aug 21 · DbD)* live rescue narration — I have to save you! — echoed elsewhere as ["Iemand heeft hulp nodig"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=MOgCf-F3Pw8:8) / ["Ik ben er om je te redden"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=MOgCf-F3Pw8:9) and ["jij moet nu gered worden, ik moet nu gered worden"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=w_EWb5C_TJw:10), alongside an offhand ["Ah, we can't leave on triple A games"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=w_EWb5C_TJw:5).
- **["Fucking pussy, I'm not stopping with this generator"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=R2CR6hHeQ6s:15)** — *(Aug 24 · DbD)* refuses to leave a gen mid-chase — ["Er is niks wat voor te stoppen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=R2CR6hHeQ6s:11), ["Goed bezig!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=R2CR6hHeQ6s:7) — and in a parallel clip narrates pallet-throwing (ASR mangles "pallet" to "wood"): ["Nothing's gonna stop me your fucking bitch taste my wood"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PwBuS0-UaOU:1) and ["Fucking finish the damn thing. I'm not stopping now"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PwBuS0-UaOU:0).

**Game-menu gripes (non-DbD).**

- **["Ik wil de stemmen uitzetten, maar ik hoor nog steeds stemmen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=hsuArMZMV30:1)** — *(Aug 20 · Battlefield 1)* fights the audio settings — turned music to zero but it still plays in cutscenes — ["Nou, wat een onzin. Ik wil gewoon de stemmen uit en ik wil de muziek uit"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=hsuArMZMV30:3), griping about ["these smart ass voices"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=hsuArMZMV30:12).
- **["what the hell is this this is nonsense"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=CPr3hZSVWC0:0)** — *(Aug 20 · Call of Duty)* recoils at the character creator's ["asymmetrical hair cups"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=CPr3hZSVWC0:0) and ["stupid voices"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=CPr3hZSVWC0:1), summing it up ["Damn, it's hell, dude"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=CPr3hZSVWC0:4).
- **["I am talking about real life"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=KVr9x7FNft8:3)** — *(Aug 24 · GTA V)* an NPC promises money in the hills; he answers ["I have not seen any money-making opportunity so far yet"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=KVr9x7FNft8:1) — then breaks the fourth wall to clarify it's about real life.

**Stray reactions.** *(Aug 22 · DbD)* the confused ["I don't know what I'm doing, but I don't know what I'm doing"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=sPL4820SDFI:69) and a pure-ASR-artifact yelp ["BIRD ASS WOAH"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=sPL4820SDFI:23).

**Silent / minimal:** ~14 Dead by Daylight clips with little or no attributable commentary (only short English exclamations — "Oh my God", "No no no", "Let's go", repeated "Thank you for watching" outros, much of it possibly other-player or game audio), plus 2 GTA V clips that are pure scripted NPC dialogue (paparazzi side-mission strand) and assorted near-empty captures.

*Caveat: this is a heavy-attribution-risk week — Dead by Daylight is multiplayer, so many short English exclamations may be teammates or game audio rather than Izzy; the confident attributions above are the Dutch monologues and clearly first-person lines, and several "Thank you for watching" fragments are likely ASR hallucinations.*


## 2025-W35 — 2025-08-25 .. 2025-08-31 (62 videos)

*A week where Izzy "comes out of the prophet closet," blesses the rains down on PlayStation, and aches openly for Masha — all between rounds of Dead by Daylight and a forever-broken controller.*

Games: Dead by Daylight (the week's backbone, ~20 clips), Assassin's Creed III, Skyrim, Hogwarts Legacy, Battlefield 1 & 2042, GTA V / GTA III, Secret Agent Clank, The Sims 4, Sonic Frontiers, Red Dead Redemption (Undead Nightmare). Vlogs / talking-head bits: ~7. Much of it is near-silent gameplay or pure game audio (~20 clips with little or no creator commentary).

**The prophet arc.** The dominant thread of the week — a recurring "I am the chosen one" bit across vlogs and DbD rounds.
- **["This is my coming out of the prophet's closet"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=nM128fCZ6gA:19)** — *(Aug 26 · talking-head vlog)* a long uninterrupted English monologue claiming to be the next prophet because the world changes with whatever he reads — ["And that's some stupid ass reality that I'm the chosen one"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=nM128fCZ6gA:56) — crediting a YouTuber: ["Sneeko told me truth is funny. This is truth."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=nM128fCZ6gA:69)
- **["I'm the next Jesus. I'm the next Mohammed"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=M2zExBm0Ees:21)** — *(Aug 26 · vlog, "Coming out of the Prophet closet")* same bit, second take: he believes the world physically changes with what he consumes — ["if i pick up a donald duck the world acts different... it acts extremely fun"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=M2zExBm0Ees:18) — ["this is my like coming out of the the prophets closet. Okay"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=M2zExBm0Ees:22).
- **["I'm the real messenger of God and if you hit me you eat yourself into hell"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=cMK0iozJ7CI:0)** — *(Aug 26 · Dead by Daylight)* declares himself "the next prophet, Jesus Muhammad" mid-match, then the self-aware tell: ["so long i'm like i'm not gonna sound like this delusional weirdo that's gonna say he's a prophet but the time has come i can't deny it anymore i have to upload this"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=cMK0iozJ7CI:22) — ["I can't believe I upload this, but that's like so cool."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=cMK0iozJ7CI:3)
- **["I am the next prophet, Jesus."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=LAKMue_vJHw:11)** — *(Aug 26 · Dead by Daylight)* near-verbatim reprise of the same delusion-meets-self-awareness loop — ["i'm not gonna sound like this delusional weirdo that's gonna say he's a prophet but the time has come i can't deny it anymore"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=LAKMue_vJHw:13) — ["i have to upload this exactly exactly as i just said it okay"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=LAKMue_vJHw:15).
- **["me being the chosen prophets of Allah of God of the Quran and the Bible"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=-dlb_1HttZM:2)** — *(Aug 26 · Dead by Daylight)* claims that speaking "this truth" sharpens his gameplay — ["since I spoke this truth about me being the chosen one, look at my gameplay... it's like I'm playing Modern Warfare 2"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=-dlb_1HttZM:0) — ["my head is shaking no but my heart is telling me yes I just have to upload this"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=-dlb_1HttZM:4).
- **["i am the prophet i'm the only one there can be no one as me"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Nhdh6SUbFH8:15)** — *(Aug 26 · Skyrim, monologue to camera)* the messianic riff with a Christmas-flavored sign-off — ["Ho ho ho, I'm the deliverer of God's secrets"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Nhdh6SUbFH8:20) — then breaks frame: ["what does he talked about?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Nhdh6SUbFH8:21).

**Religion, identity & money owed.** The flip side of the prophet bit — grievance against God.
- **"God geeft slechte begeleiding"** — *(Aug 26 · Skyrim)* an extended Dutch broadside that God claims to be the answer but ["de begeleiding die hij heeft gegeven... is zo slecht"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=H-qgUG3Dq-o:10), forcing people through ["een soort stom toneel stukje... met al belachelijkheden erin"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=H-qgUG3Dq-o:25), concluding God owes him ["2000 euro"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=H-qgUG3Dq-o:41).
- **["i am the prophet... master of restoration"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Nhdh6SUbFH8:15)** reprised in English form *(Aug 26 · Skyrim)*: God stuck him in the Netherlands with a hard language and no one to talk to, and again demands 2000 euros before agreeing to deliver God's secrets — ["Ho ho ho, I'm the deliverer of God's secrets"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Nhdh6SUbFH8:20).
- **["paying to the mosque is like the oil on the chain of the bike"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=CvgbgKUKb1A:113)** — *(Aug 29 · Battlefield 2042)* describes donating small sums to a mosque, synagogue and church as unlocking new "moves" in himself like a video game.
- **["Ik geloof dat we voor altijd jong zijn en blijven."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=60ssv2JkYOE:8)** — *(Aug 30 · Secret Agent Clank, "Forever Young")* vows to let the Netherlands live forever ["and especially me!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=60ssv2JkYOE:0), adding ["Ik geloof niet in erfenissen."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=60ssv2JkYOE:10).
- **["Ik geloof niet."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=MaEY8_HDCCI:45)** — *(Aug 29 · Dead by Daylight)* near-wordless round punctuated by a belief tangent: ["I don't believe in bear in mind... I believe in peacock in pants"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=MaEY8_HDCCI:27) and ["Daar geloof ik niet in."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=MaEY8_HDCCI:46).

**"I bless the rains down on PlayStation."** The week's signature musical bit — Toto's "Africa" rewritten to bless corporations.
- **["I bless the rains down in PlayStation"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=tIxXe54js1E:2)** — *(Aug 28 · co-op generator game)* after asking a partner ["Hallo, we moeten de generators maken. Help je mee?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=tIxXe54js1E:1), he swaps "Africa" for any target — ["I bless the rain's down on EA games"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=tIxXe54js1E:6).
- **["I bless the family of the Netherlands, I bless the rainstown of het Koningshuis."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=89DfQDNXk8I:58)** — *(Aug 30 · Dead by Daylight)* the "Africa" riff returns after he hears royal music outside; same clip carries his upload-theory — ["Ik geloof dat alles wat ik op YouTube upload... dat die in mijn hoofd ook worden geüpload."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=89DfQDNXk8I:41) — over a candid gameplay admission: ["Ik mag de killer zijn, maar ik heb ze nog geen één keer allemaal te pakken gekregen."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=89DfQDNXk8I:40).

**Original songs & poems.**
- **["dit is mijn nacht"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=4-JLj8c2Bl4:2)** — *(Aug 30 · original Dutch song)* a full self-performed song about loneliness and defiance — ["Want ook al heb ik huis, want ook al is mijn jas kwijt, dit is mijn nacht."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=4-JLj8c2Bl4:2) — ["Ik heb huisgenoten en die zijn ook alleen en ik ben ook alleen"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=4-JLj8c2Bl4:6) — ending on a pivot: ["This is my nose, my nose, my nose, my nose."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=4-JLj8c2Bl4:34).
- **["Ik ben de repareerkoeken, meneer."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=GIktE_4mLk8:15)** — *(Aug 26 · Dead by Daylight)* improvised rhyming Dutch gameplay verse about repairing generators and his unshakeable backbone — ["Zo sterk is mijn rugengraat, zo sterk dat hij nergens van me slaat."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=GIktE_4mLk8:28) — closing on a poem: ["De maan schijnt lichter dan mij... veel feller licht van de maan."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=GIktE_4mLk8:37).
- **["Dit is mijn backbone... dit is mijn ruggentraat, zo sterk"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=EAt-LJzQcRw:0)** — *(Aug 26 · Dead by Daylight)* the backbone boast in miniature — ["Ik ben een sterk man, ik ben een sterk man."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=EAt-LJzQcRw:2).

**Longing & loneliness.** A vulnerable streak running under the absurdism.
- **["my heart longs for Masha"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Iexpg77MLPA:9)** — *(Aug 26 · talking-head, "the person I long for")* fixates on the singing voice at the end of the Smurf movie not sounding like Masha — ["she didn't sound like Masha at all"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Iexpg77MLPA:4).
- **["I just hope you don't see me as a joke."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Oljgv2e21jI:0)** — *(Aug 31 · Secret Agent Clank)* a raw, apologetic message seemingly to Masha — ["I'm talking about Masha, Masha, Masha, Masha, come on, Masha, come on."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Oljgv2e21jI:18) — with a side note: ["This music is extremely awesome"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=Oljgv2e21jI:13).
- **["i'm a spongebob without a patrick"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=CvgbgKUKb1A:42)** — *(Aug 29 · Battlefield 2042)* frames his isolation since 2014 as needing a Patrick he can't talk to — ["I need patrick but i cannot talk to the patricks"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=CvgbgKUKb1A:42) — then deflates on launch: ["Oh, there is no story..."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=CvgbgKUKb1A:244).
- **["Ik mis Patrick. Ik mis Menno."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=H43t6D2QWCk:0)** — *(Aug 30 · Secret Agent Clank)* misses even ["het allergemeenste persoon die het allergemeenste tegen me is geweest ooit"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=H43t6D2QWCk:0) — ["En die mis ik zelfs."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=H43t6D2QWCk:1).
- **["Ik hou van sprookjes."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=iog9umtWdHo:7)** — *(Aug 30 · Secret Agent Clank)* wants someone to hold his shoulder while he cries, then watch Disney and read fairytales — ["Dat is wat ik nog heb en meer niet."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=iog9umtWdHo:9) — ["Is dit zo moeilijk?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=iog9umtWdHo:12), noting it has lasted three years.
- **["Sinds dat ik hier ben is zij de enige die dat heeft."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=J855rnp0rmU:7)** — *(Aug 30 · vlog, "Zij is de enige die dat heeft")* introspective bit about a woman ("zij") who has something he lacks — the first time in ["weken en weken en weken"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=J855rnp0rmU:0) he's thought of someone other than himself: ["ze heeft iets dat me ervan doet"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=J855rnp0rmU:2).
- **["I just want an obnoxious woman shouting in my face"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=oCrP7ZWe_Vw:13)** — *(Aug 28 · The Sims 4)* rejects the game's "Allure of Romance" narration — ["i fucking hate tranquility like like a tranquilizer... and i hate a lure of romance"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=oCrP7ZWe_Vw:9) — wanting someone ["just holding my hand and just not letting go"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=oCrP7ZWe_Vw:13).

**The Sneeko inspiration.**
- **["truth is funny, guys, like that's what he said"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=T2u9QAwV2mA:1)** — *(Aug 26 · Skyrim)* praises YouTuber Niko/Sneeko as a top inspiration — ["Man when does Niko come back on YouTube because he is like one of the biggest inspiration for me"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=T2u9QAwV2mA:0) — and lands the broken-controller life-philosophy: ["my controller is so broken it's just pressing forward and that's just how i like my process just keep pressing forward"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=T2u9QAwV2mA:17).

**Absurdist monologues & bits.**
- **["baby boomers are awesome"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0r0avCQnsSE:0)** — *(Aug 30 · monologue)* praises baby boomers for their command of language, detours through the Dutch word "slay" — ["Slay. In my language, that means a sled."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0r0avCQnsSE:8) — back to ["a cannon shooting out babies... and they have so much language"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0r0avCQnsSE:14).
- **["Hallo! Ik ben Israël Juju."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=BRtXBh2nf2M:1)** — *(Aug 30 · Hogwarts Legacy)* pitches himself as a collectible "lying-on-bed card" instead of a football card — ["zou je mij dan niet willen hebben als kaart?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=BRtXBh2nf2M:2).
- **["ik had net een bubbel in mijn buik en die had alles wat mooi is"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=dFX5ofg7Nhc:0)** — *(Aug 30 · Secret Agent Clank)* a stomach-bubble that held a beautiful person and then vanished — ["in die bubbel zat een hele mooie persoon"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=dFX5ofg7Nhc:2) — ["En dat is het beste wat ik kan zeggen."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=dFX5ofg7Nhc:5).
- **["I am PewDiePie, and I am still a gray picture on YouTube."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6bc1nd_1nqY:0)** — *(Aug 30 · Secret Agent Clank)* brief PewDiePie-as-gray-pfp bit — ["I am PewDiePie, gray picture, 2020."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6bc1nd_1nqY:4) — ["It's begun."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=6bc1nd_1nqY:3).
- **["I'm losing hope in humanity... I'm trying to keep my integrity up."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kh5u-bSNj6I:39)** — *(Aug 30 · Dead by Daylight)* riffs on song titles as tests of free thought — ["If I listen to a song that's called I Don't Want To Talk To You, I actually still want you to talk to me."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kh5u-bSNj6I:20) — ["Disgusting, that's absolutely disgusting."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=kh5u-bSNj6I:45).
- **["i rebuke that whole idea and i rebuke you too for i have free will"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=gbay2DnXsrg:2)** — *(Aug 25 · Dead by Daylight)* rejects an unseen "puppeteer" fiddling with his game difficulty — ["No, I do not wish to quit and neither should you neither should any of you"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=gbay2DnXsrg:9) — ["I wish to have 10 million blood points because this game is bloody beautiful."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=gbay2DnXsrg:16).
- **["Ik ben geen raaf, want ik moet het zeggen uit mijn leeuwenhart"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ZXWZ2skp3UA:12)** — *(Aug 30 · Hogwarts Legacy, at someone else's place)* sorted into Ravenclaw but insists on saying it with a lion's pride for the Netherlands — ["Ik speel dit spel bij iemand."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ZXWZ2skp3UA:13) — ["Oh, kut zo."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=ZXWZ2skp3UA:6).
- **["Don't worry miss, Mochilanderis is here."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=pcoBA2OF7XU:8)** — *(Aug 29 · Dead by Daylight)* introduces an alter-ego while hiding, then a heartbeat-meditation riff — ["I can feel your breath against my skin, it is such a big focus of my existence."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=pcoBA2OF7XU:14) — opening with the GTA running gag: ["Nu na ga ik GTA doen. Ik weet waar het ligt. GTA ligt daar."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=pcoBA2OF7XU:0).

**Gameplay bits & the broken controller.** The week's most reliable running gag.
- **["That's just my controller. My controller is extremely broken."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=vyt0_u3wzqg:1)** — *(Aug 28 · GTA III Definitive)* narrates a timed car-collection mission while wrestling a controller that drives itself — ["I yanked the controller backwards. Yes, I almost pulled the stick out of my controller"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=vyt0_u3wzqg:56) — plus a Dutch aside that ["De pen was leeg, kon hij niet opschrijven waar het moest zijn."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=vyt0_u3wzqg:8).
- **["My controller is so broken that it just goes up."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=yFeLYAPEqTc:274)** — *(Aug 28 · Hogwarts Legacy)* the same drift plagues spell-combat — ["Controller, don't let me down, come on!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=yFeLYAPEqTc:369) — ["Careful with the incendio guys. I cannot I can only dodge I guess"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=yFeLYAPEqTc:248).
- **["I evaded him somehow. I evaded him SOMEHOW."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=FTv_F89tndw:37)** — *(Aug 25 · Dead by Daylight)* bravado survivor narration — ["Fucking finish the damn thing. I'm not stopping now. Nothing's gonna stop me"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=FTv_F89tndw:22) — opening in Dutch: ["Er is niks meer voor te stoppen."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=FTv_F89tndw:10).
- **["you can hit me fucking four times and you won't even break my spirit"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=TeFB0yMeczY:35)** — *(Aug 25 · Dead by Daylight)* taunting the killer — ["Fucking pussy, I'm not stopping with this generator. That's right"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=TeFB0yMeczY:5) — opening ["Er is niks wat voor te stoppen."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=TeFB0yMeczY:0).
- **["Beaver, beaver, beaver, beavers are here..."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=l35Q42ioO8U:213)** — *(Aug 25 · Assassin's Creed III)* gets obsessed hunting beavers on horseback, coins "peripheral horse," then philosophizes — ["I will make sure that the adjustment of the demeanor of Hello will remain in a positive light. That is my legacy."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=l35Q42ioO8U:228) — signing off ["I cannot finish this mission before the recording is finished. So I'm gonna end it here. Have a nice day."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=l35Q42ioO8U:273).
- **["Hierna ga ik GTA bezoeken. Ik weet waar het ligt."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=WtG-by-d6Fc:0)** — *(Aug 29 · Dead by Daylight)* the "I'll go visit GTA, I know where it is" gag plus a heavy Dutch financial tangent — ["Huur, woning, rekening, de deur, geen geld voor eten, moet geld van mama lenen."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=WtG-by-d6Fc:67) — and the channel mission statement: ["Nothing on my channel is intended to directively destroy things, only repair."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=WtG-by-d6Fc:27).
- **["Nothing on my channel is intended to directively destroy things, only repair."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=P6-w3fJpK-M:3)** — *(Aug 29 · Dead by Daylight)* the same meta-creed in miniature — ["And when people tell you who they are, you better believe them."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=P6-w3fJpK-M:4) (also echoed Aug 29: ["nothing on this channel is directed to confuse"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=xLrYuJ3S2WY:0)).
- **["how to start a business"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=heQH3qZIkVQ:0)** — *(Aug 29 · GTA V zombie/Halloween event)* muses he'd google how to start a business, then reacts to undead — ["awesome I've not seen these zombies have not been in GTA 5 before how do you guys get weapons"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=heQH3qZIkVQ:10).

**Short Dutch reactions & one-liners.**
- **["Er zat echt een grote tieten met een natte thee."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=nbLT2Yi5Q6I:0)** — *(Aug 28 · Dead by Daylight)* lone surreal in-game reaction.
- **["Ik had vannacht gedroomd"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PVerkFUW3bo:2)** — *(Aug 28 · Dead by Daylight)* opens ["Fuck me!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PVerkFUW3bo:0) then recounts a vivid dream — ["dat we seks hadden, en ze had rood tieten, en dat had ik gedroomd"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=PVerkFUW3bo:3).
- **["Ik wil hier in."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=qOXOZWdZAGg:3)** — *(Aug 29 · Dead by Daylight)* terse intent — ["Ik wil dit maken."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=qOXOZWdZAGg:4).
- **["Hoeveel kost het voor 1 miljoen?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=hDed-wWYJo4:2)** — *(Aug 26 · Dead by Daylight lobby)* absurd haggling over buying respect — ["Respect kan je niet kopen."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=hDed-wWYJo4:6). *(multiplayer lobby; attribution loose)*
- **["Dat was de eerste keer dat ik je schrok."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=FdmX_wLfz4g:0)** — *(Aug 28 · Dead by Daylight)* startled-reaction one-liner.
- **["Koeienijden!"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=5TwpoqutD4o:78)** — *(Aug 25 · Battlefield 1)* a single Dutch exclamation amid near-total game audio.
- **["It's your altruistic whore"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=2Pl1H0feV6k:1)** — *(Aug 25 · Dead by Daylight)* lone sarcastic reaction, likely to an in-game perk. *(attribution uncertain)*

**Silent / minimal:** ~20 clips with little or no creator commentary — mostly pure game audio or bare exclamations across Assassin's Creed III (multiple cutscene-only sessions), Skyrim NPC dialogue, Hogwarts Legacy spell-casting, Battlefield 1 & 2042, Sonic Frontiers tutorial audio, Red Dead Redemption (Undead Nightmare), Secret Agent Clank, and several near-empty Dead by Daylight rounds (e.g. ["Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uEcQL7KfsM0:0)).

*Caveat: A large share of this week is silent gameplay or pure game audio, and most of the standout monologues (the prophet arc, Sneeko praise, "I bless the rains") were delivered entirely in English despite the Dutch channel; for several of those, and for the multiplayer-lobby lines, speaker attribution is tentative.*


## 2025-W36 — 2025-09-01 .. 2025-09-02 (12 videos)

*A flood of unhinged, mostly-English direct-to-camera monologues — religion, PewDiePie, prophet-hood — surrounds two genuinely warm Dutch vlogs about a mouse and a childhood aquarium; the "Sonic Frontiers" titles are nominal and contain almost no gameplay.*

Games: Sonic Frontiers (6 videos — all but one are rants over little/no gameplay), Dead by Daylight, Secret Agent Clank (1 nearly-silent clip). Vlogs/monologues: 5.

**The Dutch heart of the week.**

- **["Ik word echt heel gek van deze muis."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=9fXDbdsCLPA:2)** — *(Sep 01 · Dutch vlog, ~5:30 AM)* a sleep-deprived rant about a mouse that's kept him up two nights — it even ate his magazine: ["En toen heeft hij gewoon de hele voorpagina van Donald Duck opgegeten."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=9fXDbdsCLPA:27) — resolving to play Dead by Daylight with himself cast against the rodent: ["Ik ben de killer, hij is het slachtoffer."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=9fXDbdsCLPA:31).
- **The mouse, take two** *(Sep 01 · Dead by Daylight intro)* — same 5:30 AM bit re-recorded, describing the gnawing in detail: ["Het klinkt alsof hij op hout aan het hameren is, guys. Met z'n poos."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=mE0c4xzKyn0:10), the Donald Duck grievance repeated verbatim, and ["Ik ben de killer, hij is de slachtoffer."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=mE0c4xzKyn0:34) before going to play on four hours' sleep.
- **["het colosseum"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jNgJ1IX2Rfk:92)** — *(Sep 01 · Sonic Frontiers fishing minigame)* the week's standout: catching a tadpole triggers a long, vivid childhood memory of his father dumping ditch frogs, frogspawn and water beetles into the family aquarium — ["En dat was gewoon echt het colosseum"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jNgJ1IX2Rfk:92) as the fat yellow fish devoured everything. Ends wanting a calmer life: ["ik wil gewoon twee goudvissen... Ik ga niet fish mayhem in mijn aquarium... Ik heb er nog steeds trauma van."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jNgJ1IX2Rfk:167). Mid-bit self-correction: ["Oké, ik mag niet meer lachen."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=jNgJ1IX2Rfk:29).

**The PewDiePie monologues.** A recurring obsession across at least four videos.

- **["PewDiePie. PewDiePie. PewDiePie."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=NFG2_ADuTEU:43)** — *(Sep 02 · talking-head)* a defense of PewDiePie ("not a Nazi or a loser"), arguing the man had to "carry the weight of the world" once he stopped watching TV. Self-aware throughout — ["No, I'm rambling because at the end, I can just say the points."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=NFG2_ADuTEU:43) — boasts ["I have an army of six hundred subscribers."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=NFG2_ADuTEU:85) and gives up on a conclusion: ["i don't know where to end right now to be honest i'm just gonna upload it"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=NFG2_ADuTEU:184).
- **["PewDiePie's future."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=0xMngj2KqTw)** — *(Sep 02)* a rambling English address to PewDiePie about Islam, Christianity, the Bible and the Quran; flagged as possibly off-channel. *(No verbatim quote captured in source.)*
- **["he is a slave of the Christian church"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=OjTejGppDkQ:60)** — *(Sep 02 · "Sonic Frontiers", no gameplay)* ["PewDiePie, PewDiePie, I want PewDiePie to hear this. Because he is a slave of the Christian church."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=OjTejGppDkQ:60) Spins out an etymology pun — ["Don't say dominion, say slim minion, because slim means thin in English, but it means smart in my language."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=OjTejGppDkQ:6) — before tapping out: ["i'm tired of talking i don't have to prove anything to you"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=OjTejGppDkQ:128).

**Prophet / messiah / religion bits.**

- **["I am the Messiah"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=N89ZxS1J45Q:72)** — *(Sep 02 · "Virtual riot." vlog)* admiration for the musician Virtual Riot escalates into self-deification, immediately undercut: ["I am the Messiah I'm sorry this is stupid I learned it from dr. Phil"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=N89ZxS1J45Q:72). Best self-aware aside of the week — ["Now I sound delusional, but it was a wasp flying around the socket."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=N89ZxS1J45Q:99) — plus a garbled Dutch-etymology-meets-Rockstar tangent: ["because a rape means a chocolate bar in my language... that's all i gotta say"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=N89ZxS1J45Q:106).
- **["i am the chosen one"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=3h6N7kE5GW8:23)** — *(Sep 02 · "Sonic Frontiers", no gameplay)* grandiose self-mythologizing — ["i am the chosen one... because everything happens in the world i am the chosen one"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=3h6N7kE5GW8:23) — derailed by the recurring rodent: ["the rats started making more noise... The rats have been eating my Donald ducks"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=3h6N7kE5GW8:104), signing off ["i've been talking for 13 minutes"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=3h6N7kE5GW8:109).
- **["I introduce myself as Ismael"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=hP8Mp6mk6j8:17)** — *(Sep 02 · "Sonic Frontiers")* riffs on the biblical Ishmael, refuses all gods (recommends SpongeBob instead), and name-checks Paul van Loon's Griezelbus — ["i listen to the grizzle bus the the scary bus from paul von your loner"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=hP8Mp6mk6j8:17), ["Because he's happy no matter how angry God is on an asshole."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=hP8Mp6mk6j8:58) — capped by ["Dude, this video is like eight minutes long"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=hP8Mp6mk6j8:59).
- **["I am a Muslim channel"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=zci8BiBxcT4:0)** — *(Sep 02 · "Allah.", ~9 lines)* the most provocative clip: ["PewDiePie is a Christian channel. Well, I am a Muslim channel, but I will say I will rape Allah and his own asshole"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=zci8BiBxcT4:0), pivoting to ["how could you invent truth when you don't even know how to lie"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=zci8BiBxcT4:6).

**The whiskey monologue.**

- **["that is how I sound in my language"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uSfJJseNTmM:50)** — *(Sep 02 · "Sonic Frontiers", apparently drinking whiskey)* a sprawling color-theory-meets-national-identity ramble on Markiplier and PewDiePie — ["Markiplier and PewDiePie, they don't understand my language... that is how I sound in my language"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uSfJJseNTmM:50) — plus a MrBeast/pyramids gripe — ["MrBeast put a demon with a big teeth like a Bowser in the pyramids, so I don't think anything in a pyramid is important anymore."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uSfJJseNTmM:5) — and the orange-Rubik's-cube bit: ["parts of the colors are ORANGE. Like the color of Pornhub and the color of the Netthunderlands."](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=uSfJJseNTmM:96).

**Silent / minimal:** 1 near-silent gameplay clip — Secret Agent Clank, almost entirely game audio, with one stray Dutch reaction echoing an NPC: ["Waar zijn ze heen?"](https://izzyarchive.dev/yt/ui/#s=e_J-vK3JCGU:29).

*Caveat: 10 of 12 videos are English-language solo rants despite the Dutch channel; most "Sonic Frontiers" titles contain no detectable gameplay, ASR output is frequently garbled, and "PewDiePie's future." is flagged as possibly not this creator's at all — attribution rests on direct-address style and self-referential content.*