[SPEAKER_00] I'm a goddamn man and I'm here to wrangle strangle and if I feel something in my feelings
[SPEAKER_00] that is actually really good for my feelings and what I'm going to feel with everything
[SPEAKER_00] I say, then this is really good.
[SPEAKER_00] But if I'm fucking knocked off the board, my life's not a chess game, don't turn my
[SPEAKER_00] life into a chess game.
[SPEAKER_00] a set of rules where you're knocked off at a certain rules but logically humanically speaking
[SPEAKER_00] things don't make sense but because you stayed at once that chess game that now something's
[SPEAKER_00] following those rules and that therefore you're being knocked off the chessboard
[SPEAKER_00] but if you say something like hey if you look at this like this right now you're knocked off
[SPEAKER_00] just because one thing you said in the video that has to be destroyed but
[SPEAKER_00] I don't know what I said, but I'm just uploading it.
[SPEAKER_00] Wrangles Strangle!
[SPEAKER_00] Someone with feelings... Wrangles Strangle someone with feelings of who I am.
[SPEAKER_00] Is this bad?
[SPEAKER_00] But you have to play the part right?
[SPEAKER_00] No way
[SPEAKER_00] Because then you would have to give me a thing
[SPEAKER_00] when I would play
[SPEAKER_00] It's best to not mix them
[SPEAKER_00] Should I upload this?
[SPEAKER_00] But now it's about me
[SPEAKER_00] And then you can be like, okay, you know, like last time was a sloppy birthday, but this time
[SPEAKER_00] Birthdays aren't sloppy
[SPEAKER_00] So last birthday, Opa's birthday was sloppy birthday
[SPEAKER_00] Wrangles strangle
[SPEAKER_00] Wrangle, strangle, emotion, ankle. Wrangle, strangle, emotion, ankle.
[SPEAKER_00] that's just like to poppity poppity in the titles and put that away so to keep
[SPEAKER_00] this very strong motion angle hey bitch don't go all echo crow
[SPEAKER_00] on me no go yeah yeah do go on echo chrome and then this bitch just go echo chrome on me and
[SPEAKER_00] you know like like if you have arguments if you have arguments
[SPEAKER_00] and that's all it's like and then and then this bitch just went all echo chrome on
[SPEAKER_00] And I was like, I couldn't be more angry than I was a little less angry, all of a sudden, you know?
[SPEAKER_00] Okay, that's how arguments should end, actually. All arguments.
[SPEAKER_00] But now I'm thinking, how could I do the same thing?
[SPEAKER_00] Also, I don't always want all arguments to be ended by women, but I want to wrangle, strangle, how to start or end or, yeah, stop relationships from completely bursting with unsolvable points, just unmindable, just a dent, it just breaks and it's just...
[SPEAKER_00] Too much to explain actually and then it's just that so I just want to wrangle strangle this into a little knot
[SPEAKER_00] Then she went all echo crow on me
[SPEAKER_00] Not a little knot, a big knot, not a little knot, a big knot.
[SPEAKER_00] Is that good? Is that a big knot?
[SPEAKER_00] Actually, not a little knot. Like a big, thick rope knot.
[SPEAKER_00] Is that fucking good? Shut up. Don't say things in my head
[SPEAKER_00] Knoth? Knoth.
[SPEAKER_00] In the end, you are not a good girl.
[SPEAKER_00] Regal Struggle, Evulsion Angle.
[SPEAKER_00] Can I say-
[SPEAKER_00] that in Hogwarts I should I should play the part right no all right okay oh no
[SPEAKER_00] you have to fucking do it because I'm coming like dude I am like Targaryen
[SPEAKER_00] coming into that fucking thing I'm going into Harry Potter you're one
[SPEAKER_00] to act like i'm talking like this all the time no okay that was too bad you see that's how elegant
[SPEAKER_00] most people i sounded that's oh whatever i'm gonna stop talking there's a rainbow
[SPEAKER_00] strangles thing don't try to compare next to each other blah blah blah
[SPEAKER_00] which way is the common room which way is the thing
[SPEAKER_00] Okay, I'm sorry. That was way too out of... I'm out of biscuits, I'm trying to say.
[SPEAKER_00] THE FRAGGLE STRAGGLE
[SPEAKER_00] Am I being stupid?
[SPEAKER_00] I'm out of biscuits.
[SPEAKER_00] I'm out of biscuits.
[SPEAKER_00] Give me more biscuits.
[SPEAKER_00] I need more biscuits.
[SPEAKER_00] Sorry, sorry.
[SPEAKER_00] I'm out of biscuits.
[SPEAKER_00] I'm out of biscuits.
[SPEAKER_00] Say that one.
[SPEAKER_00] I'm out of biscuits.
[SPEAKER_00] I need more biscuits.
[SPEAKER_00] Why don't you throw us some biscuits?
[SPEAKER_00] Shit now it becomes like I'm out of biscuits like he's out
[SPEAKER_00] let's
[SPEAKER_00] Let's ordeal over him and let's say him he's not worth it anymore. Let's toss him to the side of the road
[SPEAKER_00] But yeah, I'm saying I'm out of biscuits
[SPEAKER_00] Let's just make your bed, bro
[SPEAKER_00] why because if you look like that but but that this concern is implanted into me that's fucking crazy
[SPEAKER_00] this isn't what i'm trying to say you want to say that too
[SPEAKER_00] Is what I'm trying to say.
[SPEAKER_00] No!
[SPEAKER_00] Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00] I'm out of biscuit biscuits. What I'm trying to was what I'm wrangling wrangling said no
[SPEAKER_00] Sadie could have said
[SPEAKER_00] Wow
[SPEAKER_00] Good don't need to upload it
[SPEAKER_00] the next trick I would notice ain't good
[SPEAKER_00] It's gonna seem okay. Don't don't don't
[SPEAKER_03] I'm doing wrong
[SPEAKER_03] That's not a complicated spell. I should be able to do it non-verbally.
[SPEAKER_00] Why is this not working?
[SPEAKER_03] Oh, hello there. Welcome to Gryffindor. I'm Cressida.
[SPEAKER_04] Pleasure to meet you, Cressida.
[SPEAKER_03] Splendidly theatrical arrival to the sorting ceremony last evening.
[SPEAKER_03] Made it in by the skin of your teeth.
[SPEAKER_03] Is it true that you're Professor Fig's protégé?
[SPEAKER_04] Studying hard?
[SPEAKER_04] Shit, shit, shit. This is gonna be so fucking hard.
[SPEAKER_00] This is so fucking hard.
[SPEAKER_00] No, no, no, um...
[SPEAKER_04] Is that what you were trying to do just there?
[SPEAKER_00] Bismillahirrahmanirrahim, alhamdulillahirrahmanirrahim, arrafa-irrahim, maliki-i-amidin, yakina-budu-wa-i-yakina-stain,
[SPEAKER_00] ittana-sirat-ar-musiqin, sirat-ar-l-din-a-nam-ta-alayhim, rayn-ar-mah-tubi-alayhim, wa-la-ta-al-li-in, a-min, la-ilaha-il-allah, muhammad-ar-rasul-allah,
[SPEAKER_00] Perhaps...
[SPEAKER_00] You just need to...
[SPEAKER_04] bit more practice a little more practice ought to do it I practiced all summer I
[SPEAKER_03] can cast spells more complicated than this one without speaking what's so
[SPEAKER_00] difficult about this one I'm just going to keep at it so hard to cast non-verbal
[SPEAKER_04] spells is it really that difficult to cast non-verbally oh yes and if you
[SPEAKER_03] don't get it just right
[SPEAKER_03] the results can be shall we say awkward once i tried to cast depulso non-verbally on a goblet
[SPEAKER_03] in the great hall and ended up launching professor sharpe's yorkshire pudding into his face
[SPEAKER_00] he was not happy can most students cast non-verbally do most students know how to cast
[SPEAKER_03] non-verbally not at all
[SPEAKER_03] Hogwarts doesn't teach nonverbal casting until the sixth year and even then many struggle with it
[SPEAKER_03] I'm simply trying to get ahead of the game. I wish you luck
[SPEAKER_04] Well, good luck with it. It was nice to meet you Cressida. You as well. Enjoy your first day
[SPEAKER_00] A professor could arrive any moment.
[SPEAKER_02] Why is everyone so highly strung?
[SPEAKER_02] It's perfectly safe.
[SPEAKER_03] Well, hello.
[SPEAKER_02] Don't mind me.
[SPEAKER_02] I find it helpful to change my point of view now and again.
[SPEAKER_02] Put things in perspective.
[SPEAKER_02] Once, I made it to the top of Gryffindor Tower.
[SPEAKER_02] from the outside without a broom goodness i'm nelly by the way nelly oxfire i've heard rumors
[SPEAKER_02] about what happened to you on your way to hogwarts is it true about the dragon the sir fire
[SPEAKER_04] it's true it's true it's true yes our carriage was attacked by a dragon crikey i can't believe it how
[SPEAKER_02] It's thrilling and also terrifying.
[SPEAKER_00] I think it's just a play.
[SPEAKER_02] You've certainly brought some much needed excitement to Gryffindor and Hogwarts for that matter.
[SPEAKER_00] What are people saying about my travels here?
[SPEAKER_04] What exactly are the rumors about my journey?
[SPEAKER_00] No, I should not have said that.
[SPEAKER_00] Okay, so I never have said that.
[SPEAKER_00] Okay, I'm not worthy at recording Harry Potter things yet.
[SPEAKER_00] Thank you for recording.
[SPEAKER_00] no right you have a chessboard but you play chess it'd be a first time you
[SPEAKER_00] fucking put a record button on your fucking chess game you don't really but
[SPEAKER_00] it doesn't really matter I don't wanna think about it nice to meet you I'm sure
[SPEAKER_04] I'll be seeing you around either in our common room or when you okay
[SPEAKER_00] scale your next tower you never know black ops 6 is like black ops 6 is like
[SPEAKER_00] just fucking don't don't fuck say you're not smart you cannot fucking comprehend this shit
[SPEAKER_00] it'll be the next butterbeer that's why you're being fucking okay so so this is just the first
[SPEAKER_05] butterbeer sure you don't want to try it no hello you're the new
[SPEAKER_03] piece
[SPEAKER_05] oh my god i'm gareth weasley heard about your travel goodbye i can't believe it glad you and
[SPEAKER_05] figure all right is it true that someone from the ministry was with you in the carriage oh yes a
[SPEAKER_04] friend of professor figs oh didn't mean to pry nasty business dragons again very glad you're
[SPEAKER_00] here thank you gareth so am i oh those silences in between sentences those are prying dragons oh
[SPEAKER_00] She's my aunt, um
[SPEAKER_00] That must be nice. I would not want to pry into some fucking bewildering desiring personality
[SPEAKER_00] that
[SPEAKER_00] We're talking about your aunt
[SPEAKER_04] That must be nice nice having an arm for a professor
[SPEAKER_05] You'd think so wouldn't you aren't Matilda tends to treat me as if I'm a first-year keeps you close an eye on me
[SPEAKER_05] It's all a bit
[SPEAKER_05] suffocating to be honest still she means well and she's an incredibly powerful witch she'll
[SPEAKER_00] have your back okay black ops 6 just like just what is that about can i turn it inside out
[SPEAKER_00] uh do you have a knack for potions can i maybe talk about some other stuff
[SPEAKER_00] do maybe later maybe can't maybe i can stand in line in the in a grocery shopping think about
[SPEAKER_00] this what other things i could connect on to our conversation to do with you too oh but okay
[SPEAKER_04] nice meeting you gareth nice meeting you gareth well it was nice meeting you gareth and thank you
[SPEAKER_04] for the insights on your aunt pleasure to meet you as well good luck today new gryffindor
[SPEAKER_00] you
[SPEAKER_00] Professor Weasley's waiting for you outside the common room.
[SPEAKER_03] How it should be, Captain, that all this pure-blood kind of...
[SPEAKER_01] Good morning. I trust you're ready for your first day at Hogwarts?
[SPEAKER_04] I've been dreaming of this day for a long time.
[SPEAKER_04] Can't believe I'm here.
[SPEAKER_01] Well, you are here. Make the most of it.
[SPEAKER_01] You only have one first day at Hogwarts.
[SPEAKER_01] Now, in light of your unique situation,
[SPEAKER_01] joining us as a fifth-year...
[SPEAKER_01] You'll need to catch up with your classmates and not fall behind.
[SPEAKER_01] Especially as you'll be expected to complete your OWLs at the end of the year.
[SPEAKER_04] OWLs?
[SPEAKER_00] OWLs?
[SPEAKER_01] Yes, your Ordinary Wizarding Level Exams.
[SPEAKER_01] They will determine what type of career you can have when you leave here.
[SPEAKER_01] After much discussion with the Headmaster and the Department of Magical Education at the Ministry,
[SPEAKER_01] we've devised something extraordinary to ensure your success.
[SPEAKER_00] What?
[SPEAKER_00] It's in the book!
[SPEAKER_00] See this guy
[SPEAKER_04] Thank you professor, but what do you mean keep track of what I'm learning perhaps seeing it in action
[SPEAKER_01] We'll answer any questions. You may have walk with me and we shall put it to the test
[SPEAKER_00] This way the guide will give you opportunities to practice. What a nice painting. How are they moving?
[SPEAKER_00] How are they moving?
[SPEAKER_00] Because you know, there's like screens, you know, in normal world there's like screens, but I...
[SPEAKER_00] I'm not gonna ask questions like that anymore, and I'm not gonna think about that.
[SPEAKER_00] And I'm not going to ask questions like, oh, this is the pixels and this is the paint in the magic world.
[SPEAKER_00] No, I'm not going to do that.
[SPEAKER_00] That's why it moves.
[SPEAKER_00] No, I'm not going to ask questions like that.
[SPEAKER_01] Put Revello on it and we'll see what the guide says.
[SPEAKER_00] All right.
[SPEAKER_00] Revello.
[SPEAKER_04] Lumos.
[SPEAKER_00] Revello.
[SPEAKER_00] Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04] Revello.
[SPEAKER_00] Revello.
[SPEAKER_00] This portrait depicts a wizard, Borifio, framed before his brain elixir.
[SPEAKER_00] As an example of what happens in incarnations that are improperly spoken, he once said S
[SPEAKER_00] instead of F. S instead of F, and found himself on the
[SPEAKER_00] the floor with the buffalo on his chest found himself he sound himself oh that's bad okay
[SPEAKER_00] found himself on the floor on the sloor
[SPEAKER_00] He said a S instead of an F.
[SPEAKER_00] He sound himself on the floor with a buffalo on his bustle on his chest.
[SPEAKER_00] I'm going to say it in one time.
[SPEAKER_00] S instead of an F.
[SPEAKER_00] He sound himself on the floor with a buffalo on his chest.
[SPEAKER_00] himself on the floor with a buffalo on his chest his son he sound himself on the floor with a
[SPEAKER_00] bustle on this chest field got it challenges are the only way to acquire experience points or xp in
[SPEAKER_00] again
[SPEAKER_00] in this game.