[SPEAKER_00] Dear Howl's crawling, darling. He found his way up half of Nalka's steps. [SPEAKER_00] one day he will run up and be a brave ranger of gondor or cobblestone or musician yes [SPEAKER_00] you will protect gondor with the flute [SPEAKER_00] Wait, I smell something. [SPEAKER_00] Rush him! [SPEAKER_00] Rush him! [SPEAKER_00] on the side [SPEAKER_00] scream [SPEAKER_00] Where was you earlier? Out hunting? [SPEAKER_00] Nah, I was gone and sliding the dick. [SPEAKER_00] Any of you get a whiff of that stench wafting about camps? [SPEAKER_00] Don't say boy. [SPEAKER_00] Something's possibly too hot. [SPEAKER_00] We've got a killer lurking around. [SPEAKER_00] Someone's sneaking around. [SPEAKER_00] Two left ages. [SPEAKER_00] No use. [SPEAKER_00] Got to light the beacon! [SPEAKER_00] We'll find something else to kill, don't worry. [SPEAKER_00] You're in my sights! [SPEAKER_00] Watch the signal board! [SPEAKER_00] All right, Kapiki! [SPEAKER_00] Stay there! [SPEAKER_00] Serves him right for not being faithful in his soul. [SPEAKER_00] Oh, there's a ranger sneaking around these yards. [SPEAKER_00] What? [SPEAKER_00] Ranger? [SPEAKER_00] Keep an eye out, and let's catch him. [SPEAKER_00] When we march out of Mordor, we'll hunt down what's left of the elves and slaughter every last one of them. [SPEAKER_00] I don't think so. [SPEAKER_00] We'll crush you! [SPEAKER_00] Did you smell the orcs' dilly-wallys last night? [SPEAKER_00] I didn't smell them, did I? [SPEAKER_00] There's too many of us! [SPEAKER_00] And did you know that? [SPEAKER_00] Oh, chill. [SPEAKER_00] Put it in! [SPEAKER_00] Put it in, John! [SPEAKER_00] No! [SPEAKER_00] Keep it surrounded! [SPEAKER_00] You looking to die? [SPEAKER_00] Die, worm! [SPEAKER_00] HIT HIS LEGS! [SPEAKER_00] AHH! [SPEAKER_00] KIT! [SPEAKER_00] UGH! [SPEAKER_00] STAHP! [SPEAKER_00] FELL ME! [SPEAKER_00] Now all of us are going to be in orders to pack more supplies. [SPEAKER_00] Probably just getting reassigned to the keep. [SPEAKER_00] Heard they saw that Tark Ranger sniffing around near their house. [SPEAKER_01] Uruks must prove themselves in deadly public challenges. [SPEAKER_01] If they survive and do not flee, they will increase in power. [SPEAKER_01] If they will increase in power, invade the trial by ordeal to weaken Sauron's army. [SPEAKER_00] When we're done, I want that cage for reasons. [SPEAKER_00] My monster is broken. [SPEAKER_00] Give me another. [SPEAKER_00] I'll use one egg. [SPEAKER_00] Man, swine, swine! [SPEAKER_00] How I've looked forward to this moment. [SPEAKER_00] But I'm looking forward to the quiet time afterwards even more. [SPEAKER_00] Yeah! [SPEAKER_01] They say we've lost our minds, we just can't control [SPEAKER_01] Search endlessly, fight till we're free [SPEAKER_01] Blood, thirst, the edge of the surface [SPEAKER_00] No, abandon me, still carry on. [SPEAKER_00] Pe-pe-pe-pe, pe-pe-pe-pe-pe. [SPEAKER_00] Stop the sleigh! [SPEAKER_00] Sleigh's escaping! [SPEAKER_00] Come back here, quirk! [SPEAKER_00] I'll kill him! [SPEAKER_00] Oh [SPEAKER_00] You won! [SPEAKER_00] Push him down! [SPEAKER_00] Taste steel! [SPEAKER_00] Surround him! [SPEAKER_00] Ready to die? [SPEAKER_00] Watch him! [SPEAKER_00] TIE STEEL! [SPEAKER_00] ROTCHER! [SPEAKER_00] Take his limbs [SPEAKER_00] We're gonna cut you to ribbons! [SPEAKER_00] YEAH! [SPEAKER_00] Bloody sharp sword! [SPEAKER_00] Knock him down! [SPEAKER_00] But when I need more, I have to put aside my grog in order to hunt them down again. [SPEAKER_00] You're pathetic! [SPEAKER_00] Fight me! [SPEAKER_01] You've unlocked a new tier of abilities [SPEAKER_01] complete power struggles and hunt captains [SPEAKER_01] to earn more power and [SPEAKER_01] unlock additional ability tiers [SPEAKER_01] Critical strike. Doubles hitstreak and gains on well-timed attacks. [SPEAKER_01] Tap square only once, as each strike connects to receive the bonus. [SPEAKER_01] Other well-timed moves, such as throw dagger and L2, can be critical strikes. [SPEAKER_01] Next focus up [SPEAKER_01] Increases your maximum focus by 20. Focus allows you to slow time while aiming [SPEAKER_01] your blow. Oh your bow! While aiming your bow. [SPEAKER_00] Go together! [SPEAKER_00] Oh [SPEAKER_00] No! [SPEAKER_00] You're finished! [SPEAKER_00] Silly! [SPEAKER_00] I'm gonna trick you! [SPEAKER_00] Get him from the side! [SPEAKER_00] I'm going to cut you to ribbons. [SPEAKER_00] Crush him. [SPEAKER_00] I'll kill all of us. [SPEAKER_00] Keep it up, guys! [SPEAKER_00] Let's go! [SPEAKER_00] Stop it for mine! [SPEAKER_00] I don't want to chat! [SPEAKER_00] To be strong [SPEAKER_00] I see the ranger! [SPEAKER_00] Sook! Night! Bill! [SPEAKER_00] There's plenty more Uruk where I come from, you stupid Shrak! [SPEAKER_00] They listen for me and obey my call! [SPEAKER_00] You you're alone [SPEAKER_00] time for a serious beating this club is nothing [SPEAKER_00] I know that trick [SPEAKER_00] Take his head! [SPEAKER_00] I won't be tricked by that! [SPEAKER_00] Tear him apart! [SPEAKER_00] I KILL THE PROTO-WOLF! [SPEAKER_00] That talk knew who stats to be! [SPEAKER_00] It's Rock the Ranger! [SPEAKER_00] He was waitin' for us! [SPEAKER_00] Down, maggot! [SPEAKER_00] Stop! [SPEAKER_00] DESTROY THE TARG! [SPEAKER_00] MAN SWINE! [SPEAKER_00] I BEEN NOW MOVED FOR YOUR TROUBLE MAKING! [SPEAKER_00] YOU WILL DIE QUICKLY! [SPEAKER_00] Time to have a murder. [SPEAKER_00] All right, sir. [SPEAKER_00] Get him! [SPEAKER_00] Stop running and fight, you club! [SPEAKER_00] Mordor takes Eldar shape. [SPEAKER_00] Hmm shit, they say the Rangers [SPEAKER_00] We better toughen up and watch out [SPEAKER_00] I can't even keep this up. [SPEAKER_00] You think I'm simple? [SPEAKER_00] The men float with a hard iron while they sleep again. [SPEAKER_00] I need to light the sack. [SPEAKER_00] This video was made possible by the support of my Patrons, Patreons, and Patreons of the Patreons of the Patreons of the Patreons of the Patreons of the Patreons [SPEAKER_00] Rhyme to speaking! [SPEAKER_00] Rhyme to speaking! [SPEAKER_00] Rhyme to speaking! [SPEAKER_00] Think you can take me? [SPEAKER_00] afraid of no cat at all next one i see i'm gonna learn to ride it [SPEAKER_00] i hope you're right [SPEAKER_00] Rod Luke says he killed the Tark and got a home feral to grow up to himself. [SPEAKER_00] I ain't got the balls for actions out the club. [SPEAKER_00] You don't think we've done good enough? [SPEAKER_00] Wait, baby, you call this a duel? [SPEAKER_00] No, I call this losing a duel, you glop. [SPEAKER_00] Right here? Is that good? [SPEAKER_00] I'll just... [SPEAKER_00] We'd better hurry, or he'll lose his head. [SPEAKER_00] Awfully tempting, isn't it? [SPEAKER_00] Blind his many eyes, and the beast can't see you coming. [SPEAKER_00] You sound a little sneaky, Valiant. [SPEAKER_00] Go after him, whatever he needs. [SPEAKER_00] Enough playing, Tarks! [SPEAKER_00] Manswine! [SPEAKER_00] These scum know better than Tarks like you. [SPEAKER_00] And I will show everyone here how low that is. [SPEAKER_00] We will hide your co- [SPEAKER_00] My God, that way! [SPEAKER_00] There's sharks in front! [SPEAKER_00] Stand aside and let me kill him! [SPEAKER_00] I'm going to cut you apart! [SPEAKER_00] You won't catch me with simple tricks. [SPEAKER_00] It's open, it's open, it's dark. [SPEAKER_00] This is a waste of my scoops. [SPEAKER_00] I'm done looking. [SPEAKER_00] If I was Boobo, I'd put myself in charge of the Yeltsin. [SPEAKER_00] Why'd you want to do that? [SPEAKER_00] That thing's bleh! You won't get me that way! [SPEAKER_00] Keep the executioner alive. Our path lies in his mind. [SPEAKER_00] A worthy foe! [SPEAKER_00] Did you hear that? [SPEAKER_00] I've spotted the filthy Tark. [SPEAKER_00] Man-filth! [SPEAKER_00] I scum know better than Tark's like you. [SPEAKER_00] And I will show everyone here how low that is. [SPEAKER_00] Enough playing, Tark! [SPEAKER_00] Give your corpse to my master! [SPEAKER_00] This Tark's mine! [SPEAKER_00] Never try a- [SPEAKER_00] Did you forget I know? [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. [SPEAKER_00] Yeah, let's go then. [SPEAKER_00] After him. [SPEAKER_00] He's up! He's down! [SPEAKER_00] He's up! He's down! [SPEAKER_00] He's up! He's down! [SPEAKER_00] Keep the executioner alive. Our path lies in his mind. [SPEAKER_00] We will hide your kind energy! Waste your time! [SPEAKER_00] Oh [SPEAKER_00] Suck my up to me [SPEAKER_00] What are you doing? [SPEAKER_01] The warchiefs are the most powerful rank in the Uruk forces. [SPEAKER_01] Captains aspire to become warchiefs. [SPEAKER_01] Some will murder, assassinate, and backstab their way to the top. [SPEAKER_01] Others will try to gain favor or protection by serving warchiefs. [SPEAKER_01] as bodyguards. This connection indicates that Baroque is a bodyguard of an unknown war chief. [SPEAKER_00] Ranger? Oh, well, now that's what I call teamwork, eh? [SPEAKER_00] Go before I change my mind. [SPEAKER_00] What about our deal? [SPEAKER_00] Deal is... [SPEAKER_00] over very well then i just thought that we right wait wait ranger watch this [SPEAKER_00] once the warchief hears of my victory he'll make me his personal bodyguard [SPEAKER_00] and how does this help me uh [SPEAKER_00] neck-stabbing bodyguard? I'll take care of one of the warchiefs for you. And you do the [SPEAKER_00] other four on your own. Then we'll meet at the training camp, right? I'll make sure the [SPEAKER_00] warchief is there when you're ready for him. What do you say? [SPEAKER_00] You make sure you keep your head on your neck this time. [SPEAKER_00] Yeah, I do. Well, that's my plan. [SPEAKER_00] This ratbag led us up the chain of command in spite of himself. [SPEAKER_00] He has a gift. [SPEAKER_00] If I was as big a pain as Ratbag, they'd drown me in the Sea of Nornet!