[SPEAKER_03] Now you're talking [SPEAKER_00] Oh [SPEAKER_01] Thank you kindly. [SPEAKER_01] That'll do. [SPEAKER_00] Come on. [SPEAKER_00] Let's go. [SPEAKER_03] There we go. [SPEAKER_03] That's one. [SPEAKER_00] Ha ha. [SPEAKER_00] Whoa! [SPEAKER_00] Haha! [SPEAKER_03] Come on, let's go [SPEAKER_00] Whoa, whoa. [SPEAKER_03] Please don't spit on me. This is revolting. [SPEAKER_00] So Saint Geronimo, Saint Geronimo, Saint Geronimo, Saint Geronimo, Saint Geronimo, Saint Geronimo... [SPEAKER_03] That's the flower. [SPEAKER_01] Come on. [SPEAKER_00] Are you feeling all right, right here? [SPEAKER_00] oh okay yes I won't sit here yeah I can I sit here wait is she loose oh no no no [SPEAKER_00] she's not loose okay well isn't this nice [SPEAKER_00] Hey, I'll warm the spot more. [SPEAKER_01] Family I'm sure you agree [SPEAKER_00] Yes, I agree [SPEAKER_00] Wil je een rijmpje horen? [SPEAKER_00] En Aapje wou eens lolig zijn. [SPEAKER_00] Hij beet in de binnen van de kapitein. [SPEAKER_00] Kapitein werd heel erg boos en deed Aapje een poedertoos. [SPEAKER_00] Poedertoos ging open. [SPEAKER_00] Aapje kon weer lopen. [SPEAKER_00] Aapje wou... [SPEAKER_00] weer lollig zijn en beten de pillen van de kapitein. [SPEAKER_00] De kapitein werd heel erg boos en stopte de aap in een poederdood. [SPEAKER_00] De poederdood ging open en het aapje kon weer lopen. [SPEAKER_00] Het aapje wou weer lollig zijn en beten de pillen van de kapitein. [SPEAKER_00] De kapitein werd heel erg boos en stopte de aap in een poederdood. [SPEAKER_00] Poedertoos, Poedertoos ging open, Aapje kon weer lopen. [SPEAKER_00] Aapje wou weer lollig zijn en peette in de pinnen van kapitein. [SPEAKER_00] Kapitein had te erg boos en stopte Aap in Poedertoos. [SPEAKER_00] Poedertoos ging open, Aapje kon weer lopen. [SPEAKER_00] Katia come and love [SPEAKER_00] Ow, ow, ow, ow. [SPEAKER_03] Least you can do after trying to eat me [SPEAKER_01] Get the hell away from me! [SPEAKER_01] Join your mate. [SPEAKER_03] Volting Creek. [SPEAKER_03] Yeah, you want me to set you on fire you won't be needing that time for my [SPEAKER_01] Another satisfied customer, Mr. Wes Dickens. [SPEAKER_01] Oh, hello, John. [SPEAKER_00] Poor fellow can't get enough. [SPEAKER_03] As I see. [SPEAKER_01] Get rid of him, would you? [SPEAKER_00] Why? [SPEAKER_01] Well, because we're old friends. [SPEAKER_01] No. [SPEAKER_01] Because we'll team up and fight the forces of darkness together. [SPEAKER_00] No. [SPEAKER_00] Because I've got some... [SPEAKER_00] something you want. Trust me, you cynical bastard! [SPEAKER_01] Thank you, dear boy. [SPEAKER_01] Thank you. [SPEAKER_01] Oh, did you get the stuff? [SPEAKER_03] Of course. [SPEAKER_01] Oh, excellent. [SPEAKER_01] Wait just a minute. [SPEAKER_01] here you go now these should help if i've got my mathematics correct they'll blow the [SPEAKER_03] buggers apart and if you've got your sums wrong oh ye of little faith now listen john [SPEAKER_01] you're going to need some [SPEAKER_01] more serious weaponry. I've got a plan, but you need to pick up some old parts at Riley's [SPEAKER_01] charge. Another shopping trip. Well, excuse me if my efforts in salvation are interrupting [SPEAKER_01] your busy social calendar, John. I'm only trying to help because... Because we're old [SPEAKER_03] friends, I know. You better not be wasting my time. Me? Never. Perish the thought. [SPEAKER_01] Abigail, Jack, things I'll do for you. [SPEAKER_00] Get away from me! [SPEAKER_01] Let's go [SPEAKER_00] What in the world? [SPEAKER_03] Let's go. [SPEAKER_00] Come on. [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. [SPEAKER_01] Let's go. [SPEAKER_00] Come on. [SPEAKER_00] Slow down. [SPEAKER_00] It's not my day. [SPEAKER_01] God damn it. [SPEAKER_01] You're trying my patience! Not again! [SPEAKER_03] Sometimes I think I've been drunk. [SPEAKER_00] We get it done immediately because we need to go faster with more speed. [SPEAKER_00] I need speed. [SPEAKER_03] Yeah, I'll be having that [SPEAKER_03] This is revolting [SPEAKER_01] Let's go [SPEAKER_03] Wes Dickens! [SPEAKER_01] Nigel! [SPEAKER_03] Where are you, old man? [SPEAKER_03] You better not have gotten killed. [SPEAKER_03] Under here! [SPEAKER_01] Get out here. [SPEAKER_01] Are you alone? [SPEAKER_03] No. [SPEAKER_03] I brought the great mass hordes of the undead with me. [SPEAKER_03] Of course I'm alone. [SPEAKER_01] Well, it's not the undead I'm worried about, dear boy. [SPEAKER_01] I kind of like them. [SPEAKER_01] It's the normal people I can't stand. [SPEAKER_03] What's happened? [SPEAKER_01] Now, don't be like that. [SPEAKER_01] I haven't done anything, or stolen anything, or even lied that much. [SPEAKER_03] What then? [SPEAKER_01] A bunch of people just chased me out of town. [SPEAKER_01] They blame me for everything that's happened. [SPEAKER_01] I tell you, John Marston, I've been selling health tonics for years, from here to Timbuktu, [SPEAKER_01] and never once has there been a demonic bloodlust or the undead rising up. [SPEAKER_01] It's preposterous. [SPEAKER_03] Okay. [SPEAKER_00] No. [SPEAKER_00] They want to hang me. [SPEAKER_01] Me. [SPEAKER_01] I'm not a salesman. [SPEAKER_00] Can you believe that? [SPEAKER_03] Snake oil merchant who cried wolf. [SPEAKER_01] Well, something like that. [SPEAKER_01] I'm headed south. [SPEAKER_01] I'm headed down to Mexico. [SPEAKER_01] I hear things are much better down there. [SPEAKER_01] Not to mention the climate and the nice locals, [SPEAKER_01] but also the merciful lack of cannibalistic morons with infectious eye diseases. [SPEAKER_01] Oh. [SPEAKER_01] Did you get the bits and bobs I requested sure ha ha ha excellent [SPEAKER_01] Here you go I [SPEAKER_03] risked my life for this a [SPEAKER_03] blunderbuss [SPEAKER_03] Is this a joke? What is this? [SPEAKER_01] 1850 oh ye of such little faith [SPEAKER_01] You've been hanging around [SPEAKER_01] Cattle and killers too long. You've got the compassion of a mass murderer and the intellect of a cow patty [SPEAKER_03] I'll stick your faith in this gun where the Sun don't shine [SPEAKER_01] This is the weapon of choice for demonic horde killers everywhere from Romania [SPEAKER_01] places the undead roam you can put pretty much anything into it and blow a bunch of the buggers [SPEAKER_01] away in one go makes your rifle look like a pea shooter you better not be lying to me would i lie [SPEAKER_01] to you john to others i admit the occasional uh sin of omission but to you never dear boy now [SPEAKER_01] oh wait [SPEAKER_01] Now, I am headed down to Mexico. [SPEAKER_01] Is there any chance that I will see you there? [SPEAKER_03] We shall see. [SPEAKER_01] Well, if you're interested, [SPEAKER_00] I should be at Solomon's Folly in a few days [SPEAKER_01] trying to figure out a way to get in. [SPEAKER_01] I hear the border is not as open as it used to be. [SPEAKER_01] Ta-ta! [SPEAKER_00] Tata, I've brought the hordes of the undead with me. [SPEAKER_00] Oh, I've brought the hordes of the undead? [SPEAKER_01] Let's go. [SPEAKER_03] Ha ha ha. In a time of enormous crisis, I might have known the government would have you boys doing the work of a common clerk. [SPEAKER_02] Well, thank you for your input, citizen. I'm glad you find life so funny. [SPEAKER_03] My pleasure. [SPEAKER_02] Do you think this poor girl's family finds life quite so funny right now? [SPEAKER_03] Family? I assumed she was a common killer. [SPEAKER_02] She's a missing person. Missing presumed dead, I guess. [SPEAKER_02] But you keep cracking them jokes. [SPEAKER_03] I'm sorry, mister. I guess I spoke a little out of turn. [SPEAKER_02] I ain't the one you should be apologizing to. [SPEAKER_02] Just find the girl. She's 15. [SPEAKER_02] Millicent Waterbury. [SPEAKER_01] hello there i saw my own all get eaten i've never closed my eyes again is that so [SPEAKER_00] And when I harvested all these bed compartments no one will ever be able to tell me to go to bed early. At least that is my plan. [SPEAKER_03] Least you can do after trying to eat me. [SPEAKER_00] Any gifts from the other side mister can't tell me to go to sleep. Oh hello [SPEAKER_00] Yeah, that's something man [SPEAKER_00] Come on, come on. [SPEAKER_00] Holy macaroni [SPEAKER_00] That's not good. [SPEAKER_03] Are you Millicent yes, come on your family's worried sick climb on let's get you home [SPEAKER_01] Yeah, what's your name? Mr. John John Marston [SPEAKER_03] I've heard that somewhere before you from around here. I spent some time down here, but I live in West [SPEAKER_01] Only macaroni [SPEAKER_01] God help us. [SPEAKER_01] I see them clawing at the house like a pack of wolves. [SPEAKER_00] It was like they could smell me in there. [SPEAKER_03] No offense, miss, but they could. [SPEAKER_01] Somewhere in between, I reckon. [SPEAKER_00] It's some kind of punishment for our sins, isn't it? [SPEAKER_00] It's a curse. [SPEAKER_01] My pa warned me, but I didn't listen. [SPEAKER_00] This is all my fault. [SPEAKER_03] What are you talking about? [SPEAKER_00] I kissed a man and we weren't even betrothed. [SPEAKER_00] Don't worry. [SPEAKER_03] Believe me, if that's the extent of your sins, [SPEAKER_03] I'm in a whole heap more trouble than you are. [SPEAKER_01] Here we are. [SPEAKER_03] I can't seem to get away from this place. [SPEAKER_00] What are you doing? We have to keep moving like I said, thank you. Good luck helping your family. Mr. Marston. Thank you [SPEAKER_02] Plenty of more just like a mr. Comedian we got a whole host of missing folk