[SPEAKER_00] Guys, help me, I don't know what to do, I'm crying, but I don't want to cry, I want to be a cool father figure of YouTube
[SPEAKER_00] That you like when you didn't know what to do, but you had to look at someone that's better than you
[SPEAKER_00] And you're like, like, oh my god, I can only see in retrospect what I could have done for
[SPEAKER_00] Oh
[SPEAKER_00] Whatever you could have done
[SPEAKER_00] But I don't know
[SPEAKER_00] So instead of being original and look at something
[SPEAKER_00] Hoping I can still be like make a difference in who I am
[SPEAKER_00] And being, you know, something like reliable. I just don't know to begin
[SPEAKER_00] and just like
[SPEAKER_00] Something something something that will make sense like 10 years because no one that actually knows
[SPEAKER_00] anything better could have told you anything better and maybe i sound crazy but like whoa
[SPEAKER_00] but you know like like now i realize how crazy i actually sound but i hope that like you know
[SPEAKER_00] every time your parents told you like you'll understand when you're older like like you're
[SPEAKER_00] like what the what the what
[SPEAKER_00] I don't know why you have to got to understand older, like I understand worse, so you just tell me
[SPEAKER_00] Okay, just let me tell you
[SPEAKER_00] Like this is sneak peek like my voice right now
[SPEAKER_00] It's like
[SPEAKER_00] You know, you like tv
[SPEAKER_00] But then you have like netflix
[SPEAKER_00] Well, let me talk it like on tv you have a show that's called
[SPEAKER_00] Two broke girls
[SPEAKER_00] And there's a woman
[SPEAKER_00] She's very smart
[SPEAKER_00] And she's like
[SPEAKER_00] But it's a show
[SPEAKER_00] It's way too boring to watch for kids
[SPEAKER_00] But anyway
[SPEAKER_00] It's very important
[SPEAKER_00] Even if you're like 4 years old
[SPEAKER_00] This is extremely important to understand
[SPEAKER_00] So you don't get into problems
[SPEAKER_00] When you're 28
[SPEAKER_00] So
[SPEAKER_00] On TV
[SPEAKER_00] You have this woman
[SPEAKER_00] and she's like very smart but later she talks very dumb but because this is
[SPEAKER_00] about ten years later I'm not gonna that you got ten years to get smart
[SPEAKER_00] understand what I just said as you go through time and that's about to show
[SPEAKER_00] two broke girls in case they take it off the air off the air means off TV which
[SPEAKER_00] she's
[SPEAKER_00] subliminally the same thing but whatever this is all important for where you're growing up okay
[SPEAKER_00] because i didn't care so yeah yeah you go on tv here's a girl she's very smart and she's like
[SPEAKER_00] it's two it's a series called two pro girls and she's like um yeah i'm i'm very smart i'm very
[SPEAKER_00] smart and uh this thing and this thing you know
[SPEAKER_00] I'm very smart, and I make more money, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[SPEAKER_00] But then, you go on Netflix, and then you have Bojack Horseman.
[SPEAKER_00] That's the name of the series.
[SPEAKER_00] The woman who does the same voice, in her same voice, says, like a stupid character, right?
[SPEAKER_00] And it's like,
[SPEAKER_00] So, you know, that's just how I talked in the beginning.
[SPEAKER_00] So, you know, like,
[SPEAKER_00] Like, everything she says stupid, that she could have said smart, that's how you're gonna think for the rest of 10 years of your life.
[SPEAKER_00] And all your stupid decisions, you're just gonna be okay with because of some stupidness.
[SPEAKER_00] Yeah, that.
[SPEAKER_00] All the stupid things you're gonna be okay with doing, that you're gonna be 10 years too late, why you did not have a girlfriend.
[SPEAKER_00] you should have while you did not have you know like everything's important you know like like
[SPEAKER_00] do you think there's a bad reason that i'm raising my voice no there's a good reason because
[SPEAKER_00] because like in a netflix series she's like well i'm just so whatever like i'm just gonna like
[SPEAKER_00] like this
[SPEAKER_00] You know, like, everything's gonna be smart, but I just don't care about it.
[SPEAKER_00] I'm just gonna do, like, I'll do it, stop it, I'll just, like, I'll stop it, I'll just, you know, like, whatever I can be smart about, it doesn't matter so much, like, I don't care.
[SPEAKER_00] You know, like, like, that's, that's how stupid it's gonna be.
[SPEAKER_00] That's literally how stupid your life's gonna be.
[SPEAKER_00] And there's stuff you-
[SPEAKER_00] gotta have to care about that it sounds so dumb that you should actually take it serious
[SPEAKER_00] but then if you don't take it serious 10 years later it's gonna haunt you okay just kidding
[SPEAKER_00] ghosts don't exist um and if they exist you're just gonna i don't know i just fucking
[SPEAKER_00] what i'm doing i can't figure out
[SPEAKER_00] But, no, that's stupid, that's stupid, that's stupid, just, you know, okay, whatever, it's
[SPEAKER_00] so stupid as life, like, I'm just a voice from a show, I'm very stupid, but then, in
[SPEAKER_00] a show that was before this show, Netflix on Comedy Central, like, right now, I'm
[SPEAKER_00] so stupid.
[SPEAKER_00] like stupidness from bojack horseman on netflix but before this it was actually a pretty good show
[SPEAKER_00] it's called two broke girls you know that was pretty good show but you know that's just like
[SPEAKER_00] life is gonna make you stupider and stupider and it's gonna sound so stupid that you being young
[SPEAKER_00] thinks that it's not that important it's not important but it it also
[SPEAKER_00] know it shouldn't be so important because it's still fucking stupid as hell and i don't give a
[SPEAKER_00] fuck and you shouldn't either but now that i know like you know i said everything that i could say
[SPEAKER_00] to make you understand the rest would just be repetition blah blah blah make it more boring
[SPEAKER_00] for you you know i'm trying to say as less word as possible to make it interesting to not repeat
[SPEAKER_00] myself because you have to watch
[SPEAKER_00] video 10 times or more or something blah blah blah i'm not gonna make it entertaining or some
[SPEAKER_00] maybe after this you know but if you were to watch any one of my videos more than a
[SPEAKER_00] 20 hundred trillion spongebob and patrick times answer your face i love spongebob so much and i'm
[SPEAKER_00] So petroglyphs. I love sports so much. Then you said I watched this video so many times
[SPEAKER_00] and
[SPEAKER_00] You know like like look at my fucking laptop like if you think I didn't try to do anything worthwhile
[SPEAKER_00] They hear wrong
[SPEAKER_00] Because look at my fucking laptop like if this laptop breaks
[SPEAKER_00] I'm done. I'm over my success is over my life
[SPEAKER_00] and my
[SPEAKER_00] you know like look at this this is the only thing that is keeping my life together this
[SPEAKER_00] little thread right here that's how important it is so whatever okay i'm gonna watch the video and
[SPEAKER_00] just maybe after this after this one video nothing is important and nothing is bo is interesting
[SPEAKER_00] everything's boring and whatever you might think or whatever so whatever it's gonna play whatever
[SPEAKER_00] happens
[SPEAKER_00] Just happens
[SPEAKER_01] Look she's so cute
[SPEAKER_01] Her cheeks I just wanna
[SPEAKER_00] I don't know
[SPEAKER_01] Oh my god
[SPEAKER_01] Look they updated it
[SPEAKER_01] Look she's so cute
[SPEAKER_01] Her cheeks I just wanna
[SPEAKER_01] I don't know what I just read but there was something about the option
[SPEAKER_01] Holy shit I can just do all these kinds of crazy stuff
[SPEAKER_01] Alright fat lady I'll just be on my way and be playing some
[SPEAKER_01] some happy wheels that's what this game is called uh let's sort by rating and let's whatever he says
[SPEAKER_01] i don't care i'm gonna continue recording all right that guy knows how to dance look at him
[SPEAKER_01] go yeah this is what i do this is my life i don't care all right what do i do i'm just supposed
[SPEAKER_01] to stay here and watch look look at me i'm trying to dance too you see this i did it oh snap
[SPEAKER_01] oh snap he's going crazy it's all making
[SPEAKER_01] Oh my god, that one!
[SPEAKER_01] Okay, this is too much for a level.
[SPEAKER_01] Let's try that again.
[SPEAKER_01] Forest, Moon of Endor.
[SPEAKER_01] That sounds really nerdy. Let's try that.
[SPEAKER_01] Holy shit, I get to play as...
[SPEAKER_01] Alright.
[SPEAKER_01] If I get to play as that one, I might have to...
[SPEAKER_01] Control the spacebar to boost...
[SPEAKER_01] What? Spacebar?
[SPEAKER_01] Where's the boost?
[SPEAKER_01] What is that?
[SPEAKER_01] Something is...
[SPEAKER_00] Holy shit!
[SPEAKER_00] And...
[SPEAKER_01] what the hell is going on oh no oh fuck it i'm going here anyway oh no this is not good this is
[SPEAKER_01] oh no i don't have any arms but i don't care is this the best you got to do with me forrest
[SPEAKER_01] i don't have any arms but i'm keep going okay i wonder if like it seems like back then it was like
[SPEAKER_00] reactions like you saw something you reacted to it but right
[SPEAKER_00] now in this day and age like 25 it's like try to do that well you can't
[SPEAKER_00] because why well I tell you I would tell you why right now because it seems like
[SPEAKER_00] right now it's like waiting until you get some kind of inspiration and then
[SPEAKER_00] you just start kind of talking like you know like
[SPEAKER_00] you got some inspiration but it's it's not gonna be like 2010 i'm seeing i'm playing and i'm
[SPEAKER_00] reacting and i go whoa this is my live reaction how i am reacting you know like that really seems
[SPEAKER_00] like a difference right now to me that's really like a difference because you know it just doesn't
[SPEAKER_00] you
[SPEAKER_00] come that way or something okay uh let's continue you know let's try that again that was awesome
[SPEAKER_01] all right set and then come on fall down perfectly there we go perfect position let's go all right
[SPEAKER_01] teddy bear let's do it out of oh walkie or whatever they call it go you're supposed to go when i say
[SPEAKER_01] go in dramatic effect i go okay i gotta get more comfortable apparently
[SPEAKER_00] let's get more comfortable yeah and then that is how i it seems like you're supposed to go to
[SPEAKER_00] try to when i say go it's like it's not it's not going how i was imagining it in my head
[SPEAKER_00] it was supposed to go and then i have to sing like i don't want to copy i don't want to
[SPEAKER_00] do this way everything has to be original i don't want to sound like that person and i don't want to
[SPEAKER_00] do this and then you know
[SPEAKER_00] know like then I'm just stuck like here like I I don't know I I just don't know
[SPEAKER_00] anymore because everything that I went through in my head it's not possible so
[SPEAKER_00] yeah it seems like this is the only way for me to react there is no this is me
[SPEAKER_00] this is my face and this is the video this is my gift it seems like that's
[SPEAKER_00] just not in here for this generation or
[SPEAKER_00] Whatever just when I try to do something like that's how it seems to you
[SPEAKER_01] Oh, I want to try that again because it's awesome.
[SPEAKER_01] All right, teddy bear.
[SPEAKER_01] I keep calling him teddy bear.
[SPEAKER_01] I know it's not a teddy bear.
[SPEAKER_00] No!
[SPEAKER_00] I'm not a teddy bear!
[SPEAKER_01] I'm not.
[SPEAKER_01] Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_01] That's not a good sign.
[SPEAKER_01] I totally lost my head.
[SPEAKER_01] Let's try this for the third time.
[SPEAKER_01] I think it's the third time.
[SPEAKER_01] All right, I'm just going to go dive down here.
[SPEAKER_01] All right, teddy bear.
[SPEAKER_01] No!
[SPEAKER_00] I'm not a teddy bear!
[SPEAKER_01] I don't care.
[SPEAKER_01] All right, I'll be on my way then.
[SPEAKER_01] I don't need to.
[SPEAKER_01] Oh, snap.
[SPEAKER_01] I lost some things.
[SPEAKER_01] But it's okay. They sing. Oh, no, I made it. Look at this shit
[SPEAKER_01] All right, let's pretend I made it Epic Heart of Donate Dominate and we get to play a Santa Claus
[SPEAKER_00] Oh my god
[SPEAKER_00] So I did not watch this video so long before this recording but
[SPEAKER_00] it's kind of like
[SPEAKER_00] like like he's saying like
[SPEAKER_00] okay let's just pretend we made it and i didn't if i were to stop that video right there and try to
[SPEAKER_00] pretend to make my own thing i wouldn't have made it so you know like it's more than true
[SPEAKER_00] it's more than true i don't know how to more to explain that but
[SPEAKER_00] it's gonna be more makey sensey then it is gonna be make more decency than now than if you were to
[SPEAKER_00] like get your grandma
[SPEAKER_00] get his, uh, word book next to it of what was normal back then, but, as if you're so
[SPEAKER_00] normal as to what everything you're okay with, whoever you're watching, whoever you are is
[SPEAKER_00] watching, so I'm gonna keep watching, just, uh, Sarah Lynn my way through this, and that's
[SPEAKER_00] fine, but I am 100% male, and what, eh.
[SPEAKER_00] heterosexual male
[SPEAKER_00] now to know
[SPEAKER_00] and i- uh
[SPEAKER_00] does that make sense
[SPEAKER_00] and i continue
[SPEAKER_00] okay sorry okay that was over driven
[SPEAKER_00] but i don't care
[SPEAKER_01] i think we can make it with a responsible dad
[SPEAKER_01] alright son
[SPEAKER_01] i'm sick of ya- OH NO
[SPEAKER_01] i didn't even get to
[SPEAKER_01] start what's going on here
[SPEAKER_01] what the hell is that map i don't even know how to do that
[SPEAKER_01] crazy people
[SPEAKER_01] i'll try that one
[SPEAKER_01] THE HELL IN
[SPEAKER_00] oh yeah oh wow and this is my last blow but you said you said because i'm a newer of what i watch
[SPEAKER_00] is that you said like like i like like the maker of this video said the maker of this video said
[SPEAKER_00] like how weird it was to make to record videos in your room alone that no one
[SPEAKER_00] you
[SPEAKER_00] could know no one could get to know like not even his parents like how ashamed he would be
[SPEAKER_00] if his parents would walk in see him talking to himself like because no one would make
[SPEAKER_00] videos talking in a room by himself so just let me just like in that last thing i hope it's the
[SPEAKER_00] last thing i'm trying to love you i'm trying to love you so that's the last thing i hope
[SPEAKER_00] And I just gotta like share a little bit of my way through this
[SPEAKER_00] But I'm 100% a heterosexual male
[SPEAKER_00] No, no, no, not a puka puka
[SPEAKER_00] 2025
[SPEAKER_00] Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_00] Singy lingy
[SPEAKER_00] Okay, go play
[SPEAKER_01] Oh my god
[SPEAKER_01] Okay, good for you
[SPEAKER_01] Oh my god
[SPEAKER_01] Oh no, John
[SPEAKER_01] Justin be
[SPEAKER_01] Yeah, oh yeah, you totally made that son you totally made it doc. I am super I
[SPEAKER_01] Am sperm. It's not even me. I
[SPEAKER_01] Don't really understand the point of this
[SPEAKER_01] But whatever test no
[SPEAKER_01] I just go and I said don't fuck
[SPEAKER_01] Oh, no! What did you do?
[SPEAKER_00] Oh, fuck!
[SPEAKER_01] What are you complaining about? There's nothing.
[SPEAKER_01] This is something worth complaining about.
[SPEAKER_00] Dad, what am I...
[SPEAKER_01] What are you doing, son? Don't rape me.
[SPEAKER_01] Dad, I...
[SPEAKER_01] What are you doing, you sex...
[SPEAKER_00] Oh, yeah!
[SPEAKER_01] All right. Are you happy now?
[SPEAKER_01] Yes, Dad, I'm really happy.
[SPEAKER_01] You better be.
[SPEAKER_01] Dad, watch out for the razor blades!
[SPEAKER_01] I don't care about razor blades.
[SPEAKER_01] Look at this shit, I climbed up.
[SPEAKER_01] Oh, no!
[SPEAKER_01] Look at this shit, son.
[SPEAKER_01] Do you see this?
[SPEAKER_01] Yes, I do, Dad.
[SPEAKER_00] Dad, what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_00] Eat my ass all day!
[SPEAKER_01] Alright, son, let's do this again.
[SPEAKER_01] I know I'm trying to fuck up, but last time.
[SPEAKER_01] Nice judging those minds, unless...
[SPEAKER_00] Hey, you.
[SPEAKER_00] YouTuber sense of...
[SPEAKER_00] I don't even know.
[SPEAKER_01] High five, son.
[SPEAKER_01] Really?
[SPEAKER_01] No.
[SPEAKER_01] That's what you get.
[SPEAKER_01] Alright, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_00] That was stupid.
[SPEAKER_01] Alright, son.
[SPEAKER_01] Fucking focus.
[SPEAKER_01] Enough of the fucking-
[SPEAKER_01] I'm trying to not be overwhelmed.
[SPEAKER_00] Oh, damn it.
[SPEAKER_01] I forgot about the mines.
[SPEAKER_01] Come on.
[SPEAKER_01] I can do this.
[SPEAKER_01] Dad, be careful.
[SPEAKER_01] Shut up.
[SPEAKER_01] Oh, Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_01] It hurts, but I don't care.
[SPEAKER_01] oh no that's a problem
[SPEAKER_01] What the hell?
[SPEAKER_01] I can do this, come on
[SPEAKER_00] Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[SPEAKER_01] What the hell is that?
[SPEAKER_00] Okay guys, okay that's so far
[SPEAKER_00] of my reach of the
[SPEAKER_00] getting there now
[SPEAKER_00] without being stopped by
[SPEAKER_00] uh
[SPEAKER_00] untamedness of death
[SPEAKER_00] that I
[SPEAKER_00] like, like how crunched this
[SPEAKER_00] smiley thing is while trying to be positive
[SPEAKER_00] That's how far
[SPEAKER_00] You can go to be a bloody official