[SPEAKER_00] Hey, yo, what's going on?
[SPEAKER_00] Our friend Poppy Mitchell has just been spotted in a high-speed chase with the cops!
[SPEAKER_00] Like, like right now, bro!
[SPEAKER_00] Apparently she's wasted!
[SPEAKER_00] Get after them!
[SPEAKER_00] See if you can snag a shot of her getting busted!
[SPEAKER_00] I guess that's her.
[SPEAKER_00] I have
[SPEAKER_00] Man, how the fuck I get myself into this?
[SPEAKER_00] Get out of the car.
[SPEAKER_00] This isn't happening.
[SPEAKER_00] This isn't happening.
[SPEAKER_00] This is happening.
[SPEAKER_00] Step away from the vehicle.
[SPEAKER_00] But I'm...
[SPEAKER_00] This isn't happening.
[SPEAKER_00] This isn't happening.
[SPEAKER_00] This is...
[SPEAKER_00] Anthony, step away from the vehicle!
[SPEAKER_00] There, there.
[SPEAKER_00] Wait a second.
[SPEAKER_00] You're popping, aren't you?
[SPEAKER_00] I saw that video of you.
[SPEAKER_00] How did I look?
[SPEAKER_00] Oh yeah, good.
[SPEAKER_00] That photo! What can I say? A-grade journalism!
[SPEAKER_00] Hard little sex tape said sloppy poppy and a full-blown meltdown!
[SPEAKER_00] How does it feel to be on the front lines, dude?
[SPEAKER_00] Shit, it ain't exactly Iraq, man.
[SPEAKER_00] And you know what? I might feel a little less degraded if I was fucking getting paid.
[SPEAKER_00] I don't look at time. The truth comes first. I'll be in touch.
[SPEAKER_00] Yo, that's more chavala. I'd rather hit the waist than he take.
[SPEAKER_00] Totally.
[SPEAKER_00] Where you at, Mr. Revolutionary?
[SPEAKER_00] What?
[SPEAKER_00] The Smoke Inn. I'm at City Hall. I'm the only fool here.
[SPEAKER_00] Uh, uh, uh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00] Oh shit, uh, yeah, yeah, I'll be right there, I, uh, I didn't forget, I was busy, yeah, busy, that's it, hey, fight the power, flaky motherfucker, I should've known.
[SPEAKER_00] What is wrong with them?
[SPEAKER_00] What's shaking?
[SPEAKER_00] Hello there.
[SPEAKER_00] Yo, what?
[SPEAKER_00] You know Princess Georgina, that snooty English royal?
[SPEAKER_00] She ain't not really. She don't kick any chamberlain heels much.
[SPEAKER_00] Well, word has it she likes to blaze one for queen and country, if you know what I mean.
[SPEAKER_00] There's a deal going down right now.
[SPEAKER_00] I need you to meet my contact outside Chico's Hypermarket.
[SPEAKER_00] And try not to blow his cover, okay?
[SPEAKER_00] All right, man. This one I got. I'll hit you when it's done.
[SPEAKER_00] Hey, my car!
[SPEAKER_00] You Beverly?
[SPEAKER_00] Shit, I guess I am, huh?
[SPEAKER_00] They're round back.
[SPEAKER_00] Heavy security.
[SPEAKER_00] I'd take a photo from the roof if I was you.
[SPEAKER_00] Okay, I gotta go.
[SPEAKER_00] This conversation never happened.
[SPEAKER_00] Hey, who's that guy?
[SPEAKER_00] Sticky cowboy, minus fashion, purple blunder, endless panic, whatever you want.
[SPEAKER_00] Marvelous.
[SPEAKER_00] I'll take it all.
[SPEAKER_00] Okay. I have Sticky Cowboy,
[SPEAKER_00] Violet's Passion from Thunder,
[SPEAKER_00] Teletraan, whatever you want.
[SPEAKER_00] Marvelous. I'll take it all.
[SPEAKER_00] Okay.
[SPEAKER_00] I am on holiday.
[SPEAKER_00] apart from a few photo shoots with orphans and cripples but like i could do that they really are
[SPEAKER_00] the same whole world you know okay give me a second so like back in england my house
[SPEAKER_00] No
[SPEAKER_00] He was asking to get spiked.
[SPEAKER_00] If anything, he should pay.
[SPEAKER_00] me for the product.
[SPEAKER_00] Get the fuck out of here.
[SPEAKER_00] Look!
[SPEAKER_00] Hey!
[SPEAKER_00] I hear you, honey.
[SPEAKER_00] Don't come near me!
[SPEAKER_00] I know judo!
[SPEAKER_00] Pay attention, missy.
[SPEAKER_00] Jesus Christ, you had no taste anymore.
[SPEAKER_00] So tacky.
[SPEAKER_00] Hey, Gary, can I pet your pooch?
[SPEAKER_00] I'm a big fan.
[SPEAKER_00] Dexy, Dexy!
[SPEAKER_00] That's your fault, you stupid bald prick!
[SPEAKER_00] You're dreaming.
[SPEAKER_00] Just trying to hang on until tomorrow!
[SPEAKER_00] Quick!
[SPEAKER_00] Ah! Someone call the pound! And an ambulance!
[SPEAKER_00] It's a guy chasing a dog! What is it with you people?
[SPEAKER_00] Doggy! Come on, doggy! Be good to daddy!
[SPEAKER_00] Gotcha, you little bastard!
[SPEAKER_00] There, there. I know this is weird for all of us.
[SPEAKER_00] You're gonna-
[SPEAKER_00] make a batshit crazy lady very happy okay huh now get back to jerry before she uses this as an
[SPEAKER_00] excuse to go back to rehab celebrity news flash maniac steals call it from carrie mcintosh's dog
[SPEAKER_00] in rockford hills oh how delightful mrs thornhill will have me sporting that
[SPEAKER_00] in the bedroom before the week is out oh i i joke of course we really can't thank you enough
[SPEAKER_00] for all the effort you're going to to make our holiday so special ah don't mention it i always
[SPEAKER_00] enjoy meeting people more chemically unbalanced than myself we're looking at tuesday right
[SPEAKER_00] here listen i gotta run okay call me
[SPEAKER_00] We have to shut down 5 o'clock, the oldest drive all day for a commercial afternoon, and oh my god.
[SPEAKER_00] Dude!
[SPEAKER_00] Hey man, if you're in the business, I'd say you take in the whole section.
[SPEAKER_00] Get over it.
[SPEAKER_00] I win, cause I belong in this city, okay?
[SPEAKER_00] I was a comedian.
[SPEAKER_00] It totes delicious!
[SPEAKER_00] Look at Maureen!
[SPEAKER_00] Watch out babes, you're gonna cause a traffic accident looking like that
[SPEAKER_00] Hold the phone. I think I discovered Sasquatch.
[SPEAKER_00] Hey, buddy! Hello there!
[SPEAKER_00] Hey, you! Dick! Watch where you're going!
[SPEAKER_00] There's a type behind every door and behind all just wings.
[SPEAKER_00] Thank you for watching.
[SPEAKER_00] ...hiding behind the Union like it's their mama's skirt.
[SPEAKER_00] Citizen reported disturbance.
[SPEAKER_00] Ah!
[SPEAKER_00] Ah!
[SPEAKER_00] Ah!
[SPEAKER_00] Where do you think you're going?
[SPEAKER_00] ¡Mira qué loco! ¡Qué asqueroso!
[SPEAKER_00] Would you open your fucking eyes?
[SPEAKER_00] she checked in i just wanted to hear your voice i miss you i don't want to wake up there and
[SPEAKER_00] negative no i don't watch tv
[SPEAKER_00] Miranda Cowan's sex tape?
[SPEAKER_00] Sorry, I was distracted.
[SPEAKER_00] Don't want any trouble, alright?
[SPEAKER_00] That's a bomb, what do you got?
[SPEAKER_00] What the fuck?
[SPEAKER_00] You're fucking crazy.
[SPEAKER_00] Jackass!
[SPEAKER_00] Get robbed!
[SPEAKER_00] Oh, damn.
[SPEAKER_00] I know
[SPEAKER_00] That was close!
[SPEAKER_00] What?
[SPEAKER_00] persecuting today you've got some more coming around here
[SPEAKER_00] Hey, I
[SPEAKER_00] Thought they deported you
[SPEAKER_00] Why do you care? Well, I don't except that they paid me some money. That must feel good. What a proud patriot you
[SPEAKER_00] Last I heard your civil border patrol friends were bullying some people east of here at the San Kudo farm
[SPEAKER_00] Go left on ocean highway. You'll see them
[SPEAKER_00] Oh, fuck me.
[SPEAKER_00] Oh, fucking Civil Border Patrol.
[SPEAKER_00] I should never have gotten involved with those nutjobs.
[SPEAKER_00] Hey, Joseph, why don't you try that on me?
[SPEAKER_00] Removed from the gene pool.
[SPEAKER_00] Stay out of this, you dumb Canadian.
[SPEAKER_00] Oh, you just made this real easy for me.
[SPEAKER_00] Out of this, you dumb Canadian!
[SPEAKER_00] Oh, you can make this, really?
[SPEAKER_00] Civil Border Patrol Disp...