[SPEAKER_00] Hey, what's happening?
[SPEAKER_00] You fool, you're doing it wrong!
[SPEAKER_01] You got lucky, buddy.
[SPEAKER_00] What are you talking about? I am at the gym.
[SPEAKER_04] We're close don't touch me. Oh, you don't have to call to tell me that not you the Dieter Sacks door detective
[SPEAKER_00] There's been a misunderstanding. I need you to help clear it up
[SPEAKER_01] Oh, now you want me.
[SPEAKER_01] All right, I'm coming.
[SPEAKER_00] The one phone call rule is for real, policeman.
[SPEAKER_04] You worthless...
[SPEAKER_01] Now she needs it.
[SPEAKER_03] She's a fighter
[SPEAKER_03] That's a salt on top of the
[SPEAKER_03] shoplifting beat man the easy there that's a song on top of the shoplifting beat man the paperwork
[SPEAKER_01] what you packing you know can you please step back okay hit the gas let's go i'm on top of it
[SPEAKER_00] The cops are still after us!
[SPEAKER_01] Chill out. It's under control.
[SPEAKER_00] I do not want to go to prison.
[SPEAKER_01] I'm on top of it.
[SPEAKER_00] Everybody, camera anywhere?
[SPEAKER_01] Chill out. It's under control.
[SPEAKER_01] come on come on come on relax i got this don't worry i know what i'm doing relax i got this
[SPEAKER_01] I'm on top of it.
[SPEAKER_00] Drive, Michael!
[SPEAKER_01] Chill out. It's under control.
[SPEAKER_00] Thank you.
[SPEAKER_00] Is that it?
[SPEAKER_00] Are they gone?
[SPEAKER_01] Of course they're gone.
[SPEAKER_01] Who are you talking to?
[SPEAKER_01] Come on, I'll take you back to the house.
[SPEAKER_01] You're gonna go or what?
[SPEAKER_00] Don't say it.
[SPEAKER_01] What?
[SPEAKER_01] That I have everything I want, so why am I stealing?
[SPEAKER_01] Oh, my lips are sealed.
[SPEAKER_01] Because if you say that, I'll say the same to you.
[SPEAKER_01] I'm not saying anything.
[SPEAKER_01] I'm just doing my...
[SPEAKER_00] best to keep us out of jail are we going home i mean who are you to judge me oh i'm not judging
[SPEAKER_01] no not at all you're loving this aren't you oh yeah risking prison get shot at love love big love
[SPEAKER_01] so this is what it's like to be you uh not really honey see i'm a semi-successful crud
[SPEAKER_01] you're a bit of a failure but hey
[SPEAKER_01] Kudos for trying.
[SPEAKER_00] Not that successful if you're in witness protection.
[SPEAKER_01] Well, I've got an idea.
[SPEAKER_01] Why don't we see what Agent Dave and the FIB think of this lover's on the run act?
[SPEAKER_01] Can we drive home, please?
[SPEAKER_01] You know, I'm sort of thankful for this.
[SPEAKER_01] Thankful? This is the worst day of my life.
[SPEAKER_01] Aw, come on, you're doing your part.
[SPEAKER_01] Your spending habits have got us into a sticky financial situation, so you're cutting corners.
[SPEAKER_02] Really? My spending habits?
[SPEAKER_02] I've seen your day trader account.
[SPEAKER_00] Oh, hey, that's...
[SPEAKER_01] Driver, I swear, pass for protection? It ain't even sacred no more.
[SPEAKER_02] Give it up. You pissed our savings down the toilet.
[SPEAKER_01] Really? Our savings?
[SPEAKER_02] Yeah, our savings. I gave up everything to start this life with you, you selfish shit.
[SPEAKER_01] Okay, all right, whatever. Our savings.
[SPEAKER_01] It's just, look, you can't look at the day-by-day figure.
[SPEAKER_01] You gotta look at the overall, the, you know, the net figure.
[SPEAKER_02] I've seen the net. It's a...
[SPEAKER_02] fucking disgrace. Hey, I'm bringing it around. Sure you are. Just please give me some warning
[SPEAKER_01] before they repossess. It ain't that bad. Couple of weeks. A day even. I don't want to be there.
[SPEAKER_01] Honey, we're fine. Sure. Where are you going?
[SPEAKER_00] car, Michael. It can't stay in the driveway. Oh, and yeah, thank you.
[SPEAKER_01] Look out!
[SPEAKER_01] Not good.
[SPEAKER_01] What are you doing? I used to love you, Tony.
[SPEAKER_00] How dare you point that thing at me?
[SPEAKER_00] Stop with the emotions.
[SPEAKER_01] You don't love me.
[SPEAKER_01] You love what I represent.
[SPEAKER_00] You love being the-
[SPEAKER_00] Dude, do you even have a penis?
[SPEAKER_00] Or are you one of those hermaphrodites born without genitals?
[SPEAKER_01] Tricks up our sleeves, huh?
[SPEAKER_00] I don't know what you're saying.
[SPEAKER_00] I'm just a nightclub singer with a broken heart.
[SPEAKER_00] I still love you, Tony.
[SPEAKER_01] Get a hold of yourself.
[SPEAKER_01] You ran over your head and you're up here.
[SPEAKER_00] Goddamn.
[SPEAKER_00] Jimmy!
[SPEAKER_01] Goddamn.
[SPEAKER_01] The fuck you doing?
[SPEAKER_01] Nothing. Really?
[SPEAKER_01] Cause I keep hearing them apodite this, a cop that.
[SPEAKER_00] Go away. What?
[SPEAKER_01] Go watch your linear entertainment.
[SPEAKER_00] Go watch porn.
[SPEAKER_00] Just go away. Shit.
[SPEAKER_00] What the fuck?
[SPEAKER_01] Disrespectful little asshole.
[SPEAKER_00] I can't believe you did that. That's my TV.
[SPEAKER_01] You don't talk to me like that.
[SPEAKER_01] I can't believe you... Mom was right about you.
[SPEAKER_00] You don't know any better and you can't help it, but you're an asshole.
[SPEAKER_01] Yeah, well, why don't you do something, then?
[SPEAKER_01] Besides just staying there. Why don't you hit me?
[SPEAKER_00] Is that what you want, to be hit by your son?
[SPEAKER_00] Yeah. No.
[SPEAKER_01] I just want you to do something.
[SPEAKER_01] Besides sit there, eating.
[SPEAKER_01] Yeah, great. Thanks for the fucking guidance, Dad.
[SPEAKER_00] But it means a...
[SPEAKER_01] lot wait i'm just trying to help you yeah well nothing says i love you like smashing my fucking
[SPEAKER_01] tv nothing at all i'm sorry i just wish we could do things together what things i don't know uh
[SPEAKER_01] go for walks play ball you know i have
[SPEAKER_01] bad glands. Bike ride, then. Bike ride? You want to go on a fucking bike ride? Fine, fine, let's go
[SPEAKER_00] on a fucking bike ride. A bike ride along the Spoochie Beach? Okay, Dad, I got just the thing
[SPEAKER_00] to show you. This day was going so well until you showed up, you know that?
[SPEAKER_01] Well, you're lucky to even be allowed out of the house after that boat stunt.
[SPEAKER_00] What's the big deal?
[SPEAKER_00] If anything goes wrong, you can just fake your death and start all over.
[SPEAKER_00] How am I meant to develop my own moral sensibilities
[SPEAKER_00] when yours are so unbelievably fuck-faced?
[SPEAKER_01] Don't push me.
[SPEAKER_00] Seriously, some guys borrow your boat.
[SPEAKER_00] Borrow?
[SPEAKER_01] You were hiding in the head trying to kidnap.
[SPEAKER_01] They just took receipt of your property with payment pending.
[SPEAKER_01] If it was anything other than what you told me, then that's on you.
[SPEAKER_00] All right. They fucking stole it.
[SPEAKER_00] And who knows what they would have done if they found me.
[SPEAKER_00] But I didn't expect or want them to get killed.
[SPEAKER_01] You think I'm going to let some guys ride off with my son?
[SPEAKER_01] Look, I knew you were a bad guy, but...
[SPEAKER_01] Oh, a bad guy.
[SPEAKER_00] A crook, a killer, a thief, a liar.
[SPEAKER_01] I guess I've been all those things one time or another.
[SPEAKER_01] Right? It's just...
[SPEAKER_01] What?
[SPEAKER_01] I always thought I was the good guy.
[SPEAKER_00] God help the morally bankrupt planet your generation have left us if you're the good guy.
[SPEAKER_01] Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00] Anyway, I always knew you were the kind of person who didn't let other people get in the way,
[SPEAKER_00] but I hadn't, like, seen that happen before.
[SPEAKER_01] Yeah, well, that's me, Jim.
[SPEAKER_01] And I've been trying my best to get things under control for the last ten years,
[SPEAKER_01] but that was an extreme fucking situation, and I had to act.
[SPEAKER_00] A normal person wouldn't have...
[SPEAKER_00] that yeah well I had to to protect you yeah keep telling yourself that when you
[SPEAKER_00] see their faces every time you close your eyes
[SPEAKER_01] Mamaverga!
[SPEAKER_00] Let's go buy some fucking dough on the counter.
[SPEAKER_00] What do you say?
[SPEAKER_00] Yeah, thanks.
[SPEAKER_00] That shit is mine.
[SPEAKER_04] you're looking good man you've got this
[SPEAKER_00] Let's meet up next week.
[SPEAKER_01] Greetings.
[SPEAKER_00] Hey, man, what's up?
[SPEAKER_00] Oh, bro, hon.
[SPEAKER_01] It's all sounding a little moss-stressful, Parameo.
[SPEAKER_01] Best at the club with me tonight.
[SPEAKER_01] Hey, you. Two bites.
[SPEAKER_01] Take your pick.
[SPEAKER_01] You know, homo sapiens run around chasing the buck, man.
[SPEAKER_00] Oh, right. You need to know this.
[SPEAKER_00] Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_01] If I make it to the end of the pier first, you're gonna buy me a big-ass new box cream.
[SPEAKER_01] End of the pier. Fine.
[SPEAKER_01] But if you lose, you're gonna do something.
[SPEAKER_01] with your life.
[SPEAKER_01] Your weight's so spanked.
[SPEAKER_00] Hey, man.
[SPEAKER_00] Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_01] Check it out. I want to start.
[SPEAKER_00] How did your regimen go?
[SPEAKER_00] I haven't seen you in a while.
[SPEAKER_00] Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_00] What is that?
[SPEAKER_00] Motherfucker.
[SPEAKER_00] Time was.
[SPEAKER_01] Oh, shit.
[SPEAKER_00] Seriously?
[SPEAKER_01] I'm waiting to meet my family, what's that supposed to mean?
[SPEAKER_00] You're a loser!
[SPEAKER_00] Did anyone else see that?
[SPEAKER_00] Whoa!
[SPEAKER_00] I have to...
[SPEAKER_00] What's up?
[SPEAKER_01] I understand.
[SPEAKER_00] Jesus!
[SPEAKER_00] Wow!
[SPEAKER_01] Looks like you're buying your own TV.
[SPEAKER_00] You know, this is real nice, Dad.
[SPEAKER_00] Bonding, good times.
[SPEAKER_01] Yeah, yeah, I'm giving it my best shot.
[SPEAKER_01] Come on, we're having fun, right?
[SPEAKER_00] You wouldn't know fun if it sat on your face.
[SPEAKER_01] Ah, come on.
[SPEAKER_01] I mean, why do I...
[SPEAKER_00] have to hold your hand through this whole midlife crisis bullshit and why don't you stick your nose
[SPEAKER_00] up tracy's butt sometime because tracy doesn't buy cars she can't afford so that thugs break in
[SPEAKER_01] our house tracy doesn't get kidnapped or destroy my yacht well that's just because she's too busy
[SPEAKER_01] getting by dudes to get on tv you don't talk about your sister that way well i'm sorry but it's
[SPEAKER_00] true i mean according to her life invader page she's hanging out with producers and porno guys
[SPEAKER_01] this afternoon what are you talking about actually it's all happening right out there
[SPEAKER_00] That boat that makes yours look like a refugee raft?
[SPEAKER_00] You know the kind of boat.
[SPEAKER_00] The one that makes a young, impressionable girl drop her pants and spread her legs?
[SPEAKER_01] This is the reason you brought me here, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_01] You fuck.
[SPEAKER_00] Ah!
[SPEAKER_00] Dad, wait!
[SPEAKER_00] Whoa!
[SPEAKER_01] Hey!
[SPEAKER_00] Thank you.
[SPEAKER_00] I'm a dancer.
[SPEAKER_00] Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00] Hey, man change.
[SPEAKER_00] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[SPEAKER_00] Dad!
[SPEAKER_01] Let's take you out of here.
[SPEAKER_01] Dad, you're embarrassing me.
[SPEAKER_01] These are my friends.
[SPEAKER_01] Yeah, you're embarrassing her, dude.
[SPEAKER_01] They're shooting porno here.
[SPEAKER_04] They shoot porno all over town.
[SPEAKER_01] Mom rented our house to them last summer.
[SPEAKER_00] What?
[SPEAKER_00] Your house?
[SPEAKER_00] Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00] Man, you got a killer pad, Miss Mia.
[SPEAKER_00] Isn't it awesome?
[SPEAKER_01] Let's go.
[SPEAKER_00] Those walls could fall.
[SPEAKER_00] You think I...
[SPEAKER_01] Hey, hey, ain't that cool, man?
[SPEAKER_01] What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_00] Hey!
[SPEAKER_00] Ah!
[SPEAKER_00] Gosh, man!
[SPEAKER_00] I like them!
[SPEAKER_00] Fucking problem!
[SPEAKER_00] You're such a jerk!
[SPEAKER_00] Come on!
[SPEAKER_01] Dad, you dumbass!
[SPEAKER_00] These guys are serious!
[SPEAKER_00] Yeah, well, so am I!
[SPEAKER_01] Who's causing this scene on my fucking boat?
[SPEAKER_00] Ugh, motherfuckers!
[SPEAKER_01] Get on!
[SPEAKER_00] Now!
[SPEAKER_00] I'm about to skin you alive!
[SPEAKER_01] God damn it!
[SPEAKER_00] Go!
[SPEAKER_00] Go!
[SPEAKER_01] shit they're coming after us go if you say so trace oh my god shit they're shooting it on
[SPEAKER_01] go it all right all right we'll lose them if we keep going this way
[SPEAKER_01] who the fuck are these people oh you know tv people
[SPEAKER_01] celebs serious drug dealers since when the tv people and drug dealers start
[SPEAKER_01] hanging out come on
[SPEAKER_01] toast get it back off assholes looks like this is the way out
[SPEAKER_00] If you kill us, you'll be jailed, and the C-Sharp will be impounded!
[SPEAKER_01] They're gone! Oh my god!
[SPEAKER_01] This is the worst!
[SPEAKER_01] They're gone? Cool!
[SPEAKER_01] See? It's okay! I'll take you back to gym!
[SPEAKER_00] It's not-
[SPEAKER_04] Okay, it's terrible. I can't believe you did that to me.
[SPEAKER_01] Whoa, whoa, chill out, babe.
[SPEAKER_00] Now, what did you say?
[SPEAKER_00] Yeah, no, no, no worries. It was a pleasure.
[SPEAKER_01] I bet it was a pleasure. You're only pleased when you're being shot at.
[SPEAKER_02] No, I meant you don't have to thank me for saving your life from those maniacs.
[SPEAKER_00] You didn't save it, you ruined-
[SPEAKER_00] He smashed my TV and he took me to the beach.
[SPEAKER_01] The beach with my skin.
[SPEAKER_00] So what, you send him?
[SPEAKER_00] Spoil my day, too?
[SPEAKER_00] I didn't know that he was going to come get you.
[SPEAKER_00] I just told him where you were.
[SPEAKER_00] You know, he got that crazy look in his eyes, you know, like you get sometimes, and he just went.
[SPEAKER_01] I'm getting a cab.
[SPEAKER_01] Coming with you.
[SPEAKER_01] How about I just drive us home?
[SPEAKER_00] You ruined my life.