[SPEAKER_00] PewDiePie is a Christian channel. Well, I am a Muslim channel, but I will say I will rape Allah and his own asshole
[SPEAKER_00] Because I just came over the question. Allah is like suppressing my own like police all the time
[SPEAKER_00] But when I said this he was like wait
[SPEAKER_00] You are now saying a very important thing
[SPEAKER_00] You know
[SPEAKER_00] Wait, what?
[SPEAKER_00] i say again i said something like how could you invent truth when you don't even know how to lie
[SPEAKER_00] yes that is what i said how could you invent truth if you don't even know
[SPEAKER_00] how to lie and i'm not liar so i know what truth is do you understand
[SPEAKER_00] No stop
[SPEAKER_00] I will fuck you up I you don't know what truth is I will fuck y'all with truth because you are
[SPEAKER_00] as strong as my processor right now and you don't know what I have in pedo I said pedo
[SPEAKER_00] that's like a dutch word you know like
[SPEAKER_00] it's just like Red Dead Redemption 2
[SPEAKER_00] I always have a plan
[SPEAKER_00] and it's called the truth
[SPEAKER_00] that goes beyond your processors
[SPEAKER_00] that goes beyond your books
[SPEAKER_00] that goes beyond
[SPEAKER_00] you know because you are
[SPEAKER_00] filed with
[SPEAKER_00] wrong
[SPEAKER_00] eyes that have
[SPEAKER_00] gone beyond generation
[SPEAKER_00] it's bullshit, you're bullshit
[SPEAKER_00] all these things
[SPEAKER_00] you're a freak
[SPEAKER_00] you're a freak
[SPEAKER_00] i will have dominion over you i will have slim minion over you because i have slim minion
[SPEAKER_00] i am so slim i don't have my minions are gonna be slim they're not gonna be dumb
[SPEAKER_00] dumb they're gonna be like full slim minion over you do you understand this for pewdiepie
[SPEAKER_00] that is this is how he should think when he's like he's like
[SPEAKER_00] a nice
[SPEAKER_00] You will have dominion over the fish.
[SPEAKER_00] He should be like, you should have slim-inion over the fish.
[SPEAKER_00] If slim doesn't mean smart in Swedish,
[SPEAKER_00] you should look up what smart means in slimmest in slimmest,
[SPEAKER_00] slimmest, like the simps.
[SPEAKER_00] If slim doesn't mean smart in Swedish,
[SPEAKER_00] he should look.
[SPEAKER_00] up in Google Translate what slim s-l-i-m means in Swedish and he will see
[SPEAKER_00] smart so that means I am smart and that is how you should read the Bible when
[SPEAKER_00] they say like Dominion have dominion over the first dude fish
[SPEAKER_00] I'm like, you cancer God.
[SPEAKER_00] Okay, fuck her, you're a fucking freak.
[SPEAKER_00] That's from Batman, The Dark Knight.
[SPEAKER_00] You know, like, whatever I see,
[SPEAKER_00] like, I'm taking science upon God
[SPEAKER_00] when I'm reading it.
[SPEAKER_00] I'm like, you're a fucking freak.
[SPEAKER_00] You know, so like, I want PewDiePie to read the Bible.
[SPEAKER_00] In a way.
[SPEAKER_00] I know he can do this.
[SPEAKER_00] He can do this.
[SPEAKER_00] He's so fucking...
[SPEAKER_00] what i paid of the church so much god damn what i paid i paid the cynic cookie the you know the the
[SPEAKER_00] jewish uh church bible church whatever yeah yeah you shouldn't say anything bad no modern talk
[SPEAKER_00] talking from knife party
[SPEAKER_00] yay
[SPEAKER_00] cancer god you fuck you i don't look up to a buddha statue
[SPEAKER_00] i love that uh timmy is
[SPEAKER_00] the rules the rules i take account of all the rules
[SPEAKER_00] but not only from the book i read
[SPEAKER_00] but also whatever I see, whatever PewDiePie said.
[SPEAKER_00] Sorry, I had to laugh like, like Ernie.
[SPEAKER_00] Sorry Moe, I said just like a split second.
[SPEAKER_00] You know, like every time I say something,
[SPEAKER_00] I see like a split second.
[SPEAKER_00] It's like I died, I died.
[SPEAKER_00] Never say die.
[SPEAKER_00] Well, I fucking.
[SPEAKER_00] Died
[SPEAKER_00] I fucking died
[SPEAKER_00] You wanna argue me over it
[SPEAKER_00] That's why I say that
[SPEAKER_00] Every time
[SPEAKER_00] I die
[SPEAKER_00] Which is every fucking
[SPEAKER_00] You hear truth
[SPEAKER_00] In my voice right
[SPEAKER_00] I have a
[SPEAKER_00] Dominion
[SPEAKER_00] I have a slim minion over logic
[SPEAKER_00] logic over God's logic and every generation of God ever existed Allah PewDiePie is a Christian
[SPEAKER_00] channel but I can I have dominion over I have a slim minion because you know like God says
[SPEAKER_00] dominion but slim means uh skinny in the American but it means smart in Dutch you know I have
[SPEAKER_00] a plan
[SPEAKER_00] from our golf duty and now call duty rockstar games rather redemption too
[SPEAKER_00] means i have a plan no the plan is i've had ice since i was born and
[SPEAKER_00] 1996 and i'm not a terminator gay ass slave of the machine like pewdiepie but he just has to
[SPEAKER_00] come
[SPEAKER_00] him to that because he destroyed my life but he was also carrying the absence of tv so like i like
[SPEAKER_00] even though i've been homeless after watching peterby's videos i don't you know like i love
[SPEAKER_00] him to death do you understand i love him to death and you know like you don't think like
[SPEAKER_00] that's my kind of love you know that that's my love i bring to the world that's how i like
[SPEAKER_00] i am like attack on titan i will get jesus his pussy ass bitch i will swallow him like
[SPEAKER_00] a second item and then puke him and then my mercy is he will in my puke you know his skin
[SPEAKER_00] he will look like a ghoul from from fallout 4 but but but but then you can like look at
[SPEAKER_00] a porno with my butt
[SPEAKER_00] on here with the most beautiful you ever see but you know jesus you know his sin is coming
[SPEAKER_00] back to life that that is his sin that is his sin disgusting that you know his sin a sin in my
[SPEAKER_00] language means a sentence and that is the sentence oh my god rockstar games is right there's just one
[SPEAKER_00] thing that got me tripping that the sin is in my language
[SPEAKER_00] everything leads back to my language dutch i have a plan like there's just one thing that got me
[SPEAKER_00] slipping is that the sin is that he comes back to life you know like a pewdiepie is a
[SPEAKER_00] because that like christian is an it's like an iphone 4 but it's not an iphone 4 and that's
[SPEAKER_00] the truth that is the fake
[SPEAKER_00] but it's an old book then god allah came with a new version the iphone 15 you know
[SPEAKER_00] but that's just like you know like training cookies for numbers like there's four cookies
[SPEAKER_00] there's like four ios assistive systems i hate ios i hate i like htc i'm an hc it is a a
[SPEAKER_00] like
[SPEAKER_00] green like when you trade stocks but trading stocks are boring talk about a girl makes you
[SPEAKER_00] fall asleep all my life experience going back right now fuck cows yes i hate cows but i sound
[SPEAKER_00] like a cow so let's say that but i'm not cow i'm a person i'm not cat eater a dog eater i'm not a
[SPEAKER_00] pig okay uh i bless the rain down
[SPEAKER_00] PewDiePie, I just have to say this because that's such a far, why do you want to place
[SPEAKER_00] the blessed rains on Africa?
[SPEAKER_00] I want everyone to bless the rains upon their mothers and their fathers and PewDiePie.
[SPEAKER_00] I bless the rains down on TV networks.
[SPEAKER_00] Dude, if you say this, this is like amazing.
[SPEAKER_00] Like some Harry Potter shit.
[SPEAKER_00] I was like, I bless the rains down on TV network.
[SPEAKER_00] i bless the rains down on shit to be heaven oh dude that one is like revolutionary that's like
[SPEAKER_00] inventing a train coming from like uh being a bug on the ground good i bless the rains down on tv
[SPEAKER_00] networks and stop watching netflix i bless the i i bless hellfire upon netflix because they are
[SPEAKER_00] creating hell anyway
[SPEAKER_00] And, you know, through that PewDiePie tried to carry sanity of the whole Dominion and Sliminion over the world.
[SPEAKER_00] So that's what PewDiePie is.
[SPEAKER_00] And he's like, you know, that's not a fucking thing.
[SPEAKER_00] I know, okay, no, I'm not gonna say that, you know.
[SPEAKER_00] I have a ring that is an anchor because I put my anchor here.
[SPEAKER_00] Everything.
[SPEAKER_00] i seen everything i felt everything that has been done wrong i will forgive you because there was a
[SPEAKER_00] point where you had a good heart and that is like i seen pewdiepie the things that you got just you
[SPEAKER_00] know he was reacting to watch through the things that were and taking the you know what
[SPEAKER_00] pewdiepie missed wasn't i have a anchor ring i have an anchor ring he had an anchor of justice
[SPEAKER_00] that he'd need to put down
[SPEAKER_00] and if he doesn't have it yet he will find it in reading god of in the islam because
[SPEAKER_00] in the islam it's just a book you can find a quran in swedish is telling you this is where
[SPEAKER_00] christians you know why they are just like an old iphone that has no updates anymore you know
[SPEAKER_00] the quran is an update to the bible like an old phone it's like
[SPEAKER_00] uh if you pay okay i'm gonna tell you reality okay allah uh allah you
[SPEAKER_00] i hate allah i'm an idiot he's been he made me smash my playstation 5 controller
[SPEAKER_00] through the wall but i still see through yeah just like pewdiepie he just he made me homeless
[SPEAKER_00] i mean i'm i'm never like ernie but i forgive him i'm better than jesus i've read about jesus christ
[SPEAKER_00] i think jesus christ a pussy
[SPEAKER_00] so who are you gonna follow me now you're are you is pewdiepie gonna stay on the ship the titanic
[SPEAKER_00] sinking ship in front of his eyes as i'm talking i am the iceberg don't you understand i have a
[SPEAKER_00] iceberg the place of five controller in my head i never thought about something like that
[SPEAKER_00] if you think never say never no i'm gonna tell you something new there's this this dj of spinning
[SPEAKER_00] you
[SPEAKER_00] minds in the world it's called uh milan this is milan he's just like oh there comes after
[SPEAKER_00] after the n in the alphabet i am the i am i am the iceberg of christianity i just tell you and
[SPEAKER_00] i'm the iceberg of islam as well he says he never a prophet dude i'm gonna
[SPEAKER_00] be a pro pornhub et but i have i have both uh stephen king's it i have the book in my own
[SPEAKER_00] language in my own language do you sound do you hear how much more fun my language sounds
[SPEAKER_00] in my own soul in my own language you know in my own language
[SPEAKER_00] you know it's so soon as one breaking bad
[SPEAKER_00] domine breken you know sex and z sex installed or whatever okay whatever i have dominion over
[SPEAKER_00] the christianity i have dominion over the the next iphone of the religion the next
[SPEAKER_00] um you know you know i am that apple you shouldn't bite but you have to do it because
[SPEAKER_00] your christianity's fucking ship is sinking dude and i am not on your side if you don't jump
[SPEAKER_00] ship because i you know if i i will forgive you the i'm even coming up for you pewdiepie
[SPEAKER_00] hold up the world when i he was the only media when i didn't watch tv and tv saves the world
[SPEAKER_00] and now everyone's watching netflix because my mother just doesn't want to stop her netflix
[SPEAKER_00] channel uh subscription this is like ernie like you guys are so serious if you don't jump
[SPEAKER_00] ship you die and you like i have the kindness of birds and early like ernie yeah like i was like
[SPEAKER_00] you don't jump ship like like i love food by so much and i wish i wouldn't have made jokes about
[SPEAKER_00] mercy but pewdiepie with his christianity he he doesn't understand that when i made those jokes
[SPEAKER_00] because
[SPEAKER_00] he's looking at the wall he's looking in my third eye all the time it's every day bro with that i'm
[SPEAKER_00] looking through the wall i don't forgive you if you make even one little joke about you know like
[SPEAKER_00] yeah that's when he starts to sound like like like a joker talked about yeah like he's dude
[SPEAKER_00] little kids are gonna make little jokes about a woman
[SPEAKER_00] your woman makes something that's how you how martia sounds and then that is like what christianity
[SPEAKER_00] doesn't understand jokes like reality like that do you do you hear the volume of truth
[SPEAKER_00] i know pewdiepie even understands because in christianity if i donate to the church right
[SPEAKER_00] if i talk something real my voice gets loud my voice gets loud because i am the chosen one
[SPEAKER_00] and like
[SPEAKER_00] you want me to be gone but i have just begun i am the chosen one that is like a coffee black ops
[SPEAKER_00] song like that's all i can say i'm jacob double you can listen to this video more than once
[SPEAKER_00] because like 10 years ago i already thought okay make video i did a video school thing
[SPEAKER_00] but i
[SPEAKER_00] i just thought i shouldn't copy anyone i you know like please pewdiepie for the humanity of the
[SPEAKER_00] whole world because you carried everything on your shoulder and i see you make it so interesting
[SPEAKER_00] oh my god pewdiepie i love your last video with ken and the new guy you know like i love that one
[SPEAKER_00] i love marcia i love you what you show me what a cutie pie is and you should not have taken her
[SPEAKER_00] offline because some stupid kids make some comments but you're
[SPEAKER_00] like that you had you had the seed of that planted the moments me and my friends made a little joke
[SPEAKER_00] about her voice that we never heard like you know like that's how your girlfriend sounds
[SPEAKER_00] of course we're gonna make jokes about it hello but little did we know that is the type of
[SPEAKER_00] girlfriend we want
[SPEAKER_00] and we don't want to steal it off you like when i pick up a bible i would only want to plant seeds
[SPEAKER_00] i want to kill all the darkness around your girlfriend i would like to you know like this
[SPEAKER_00] is me really devoting my love for you and whatever is in your life whatever whatever i have a boss
[SPEAKER_00] light here care uh doll next to me where's your no you only have your own puppets like above your
[SPEAKER_00] head
[SPEAKER_00] they're so egotistical you only paint the world red in your blood of your egotistical viking
[SPEAKER_00] gay ass gay because if you take away cutie pie you're turning the whole world a gay ass lost
[SPEAKER_00] world okay okay i'm sorry just if you're angry right now i want you to stop terminating
[SPEAKER_00] for a moment just listen back like the love and write it down like
[SPEAKER_00] i said like i love the way that you like you treat your girlfriends but you took her away
[SPEAKER_00] now we don't have a good good like thing we don't have something i have a picture of batman i have
[SPEAKER_00] that in my mind always i also have like couple playboys uh pictures above my head bed so i go
[SPEAKER_00] a little bit further i have already a woman starting my pussy on my face so like i'm going
[SPEAKER_00] a little bit further but i'm also have a batman it's dark knight
[SPEAKER_00] i have from the patrick star show
[SPEAKER_00] uh the father of patrick star and i have the picture of
[SPEAKER_00] the sims that is called a focused confident opinion so everything in his whole video
[SPEAKER_00] is a focused common opinion and i have a red gecko you are actually someone that you need
[SPEAKER_00] to save because i'm gag
[SPEAKER_00] I'm so gek, that means in my language, it means I'm so crazy, I'm so gek, and it's also
[SPEAKER_00] like gek is being knocked out, a gekko, it's like a knockout for gek, and gek in my language
[SPEAKER_00] means gekko, and you've been quite a gekko in the last years, I'm Jacob Double, you can
[SPEAKER_00] listen.
[SPEAKER_00] to the same fast i'm jacob a thousand after because this is your lifeline being reflected
[SPEAKER_00] like mirror radio from gta 5. i mean i i am like mirroring your existence since 2008
[SPEAKER_00] when you made minecraft videos
[SPEAKER_00] my you know my best friend mark m uh artificial reality
[SPEAKER_00] hey like he's worth a k when i only had one euros of uh you know of pocket money
[SPEAKER_00] like i know this guy called mark mark and he showed me you when you know like
[SPEAKER_00] you know i'm not gonna say that you made so many jokes about it that's it listen to this
[SPEAKER_00] thousand times because this is your whole lifeline um that you're gonna be bed shaped over like keen
[SPEAKER_00] like turn the bed shades i don't know like there's a k e a n e that's the bad name bed shapes that's
[SPEAKER_00] how you should feel this because i'm talking you in i'm talking you in for the last everything you
[SPEAKER_00] did this is judgment day
[SPEAKER_00] this is just you know but in a nice way i'm not like god is like annoying you you know
[SPEAKER_00] your christian channel i was laughing like god is like it's annoying he's doing this to me too but
[SPEAKER_00] more annoyingly than he did to you because you just had to be a a papier mache dude don't be
[SPEAKER_00] angry about this please i have the next iphone that's like the quran the decor
[SPEAKER_00] the core is on like the Quran the core is on bitch signs piss letters bitch
[SPEAKER_00] letter word letter for letter your bye bye bye bull the bull means like going
[SPEAKER_00] parabolic like bye-bye bull because here is that your core is gonna be turned on
[SPEAKER_00] the core on the core on I have
[SPEAKER_00] am i uh i don't dare to touch it because allah can be too and i am a prophet every prophet
[SPEAKER_00] sucked the god's dick i am gonna rape my god in the i will i will i'm respect
[SPEAKER_00] women you know like like i'm so i'm so trustworthy to you um you will not be above my god never
[SPEAKER_00] never ever
[SPEAKER_00] ever and and never like n ever what is the n word the n word is no because oh that comes after the n
[SPEAKER_00] in the alphabet that is from this is milan this milan uh i cannot i do not have luxury of
[SPEAKER_00] recording videos that's how poor i am ah i have a weird mustache and i wear the bears and i don't
[SPEAKER_00] even get me used to wearing bear
[SPEAKER_00] and was so good i gotta stop recording right now but this is for pewdiepie
[SPEAKER_00] and that is who i supposed to take serious when i'm like five years old in my head i i was like
[SPEAKER_00] i was like 12 years old but in my head i was like three years old and that's the the the opinion
[SPEAKER_00] of me about that is why pewdiepie took the best
[SPEAKER_00] example of a girlfriend of the light because he does like he is someone that takes down someone
[SPEAKER_00] you know like but i love pewdiepie for everything he did he he carried the world on his shoulders
[SPEAKER_00] can pewdiepie listen through the bad and the good bad good and ugly you know him not as persons who
[SPEAKER_00] you should shoot but everything in your own head it like assimilates
[SPEAKER_00] wow
[SPEAKER_00] i don't know i don't know what to say i have like rockstar games logic with every bible i've ever
[SPEAKER_00] been written i'm gonna rape the bible i'm gonna rape my own religion too rape uh do you know what
[SPEAKER_00] a chocolate bar means in my language it's called a chocolate rape chocolate chocolate
[SPEAKER_00] a bar means rape so like i can say the word rape as many times it just means
[SPEAKER_00] chocolates dude dude i am touch i always have a plan okay that's all i can say i can say i'm
[SPEAKER_00] look at the most beautiful girl ever in the whole world on a poster okay i have to say bye now
[SPEAKER_00] because otherwise i'm gonna have to bore yes she is the only one that has this much attention span
[SPEAKER_00] all the other girls are like i just want you to let me talk and i look through your walls
[SPEAKER_00] we can all not speak about it but wait i don't know how
[SPEAKER_00] women no i have a woman that just look at me with her pussy open beautiful eyes look at me
[SPEAKER_00] i like the most people say it's a oh my god
[SPEAKER_00] Oh my god.